today in "absolutely batshit insane things to put in a job application"

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me ignoring my body screaming various needs at me whilst I stress clean

Baggy jeans? Elbow length fingerless gloves? Matching tie?

This gungan is a 2003 emo kid.

In this essay I will---

Without downloading any new pics, where are you mentally?

*points out the window*

Co-Star have you fucken SEEN IT OUT THERE

did u know if you're depressed you can just... make an entire batch of Yorkshire puddings for lunch

anyway, do the things you need to do to process, grieve & cope 💖

"Leanne you can't possibly have *that* much Christmas stuff for decorating"

Behold, my understairs cupboard before and after taking it all out 🫣

HOLD ON HOLD ON HOLD ON...HER SISTER WAS A WITCH RIGHT? AND WHAT WAS HER SISTER? A PRINCESS, THE WICKED WITCH OF THE EAST BRO. YOU'RE GONNA LOOK AT ME AND YOU'RE GONNA TELL ME THAT I'M WRONG? AM I WRONG? SHE WORE A CROWN AND SHE CAME DOWN IN A BUBBLE, DOUG. GROW UP BRO, GROW UP.

what up my name is Studiousawhelpstrasza, I'm 614 and I never learned how to fucken read

Without downloading any new pics, where are you mentally?

Zoo rules state if it's right by the fence, that's a friend and I can take them home. V excited!!

it is one of those days.

Listen I love this game ok???

Titling this photo I took of a lil new tree growing out of an old dead one "My 30's"