Mr. Crown
@ambitiousapex.blacksky.app
I’m just an unkind, unskilled, & unwealthy man from Brooklyn just trying to have more wins than losses.
**views are my own**
Vet. Lawyer. Cyclist. Cinnamon Roll Lover. Well-showered man.
**views are my own**
Vet. Lawyer. Cyclist. Cinnamon Roll Lover. Well-showered man.
If only for the plot.
November 10, 2025 at 10:36 PM
If only for the plot.
How does this glorify the Lord?
November 10, 2025 at 10:18 PM
How does this glorify the Lord?
I send my close friends unhinged messages in the middle of the day to remind them that while the world has chosen to view me as responsible and important…
November 10, 2025 at 5:21 PM
I send my close friends unhinged messages in the middle of the day to remind them that while the world has chosen to view me as responsible and important…
Aye gents.
Don’t let her “I’m tryin to thank you for your service” back into your life tomorrow.
But if you do…
Don’t let her “I’m tryin to thank you for your service” back into your life tomorrow.
But if you do…
November 10, 2025 at 4:15 PM
Aye gents.
Don’t let her “I’m tryin to thank you for your service” back into your life tomorrow.
But if you do…
Don’t let her “I’m tryin to thank you for your service” back into your life tomorrow.
But if you do…
Another day, another instance of y’all watching/counting/spending someone else’s pockets when you should be managing yours better.
November 10, 2025 at 3:57 PM
Another day, another instance of y’all watching/counting/spending someone else’s pockets when you should be managing yours better.
One more rep for Jesus.
November 10, 2025 at 3:55 PM
One more rep for Jesus.
Cheers.
Times a wastin, do something good for yourself.
Times a wastin, do something good for yourself.
November 10, 2025 at 12:50 AM
Cheers.
Times a wastin, do something good for yourself.
Times a wastin, do something good for yourself.
Me, her work esposo, bringing her order from Cava and some Starbucks.
“You want to talk about it?”
“You want to talk about it?”
November 8, 2025 at 11:34 PM
Me, her work esposo, bringing her order from Cava and some Starbucks.
“You want to talk about it?”
“You want to talk about it?”
Name your favorite superhero that isn’t Marvel or DC
November 8, 2025 at 6:35 PM
Name your favorite superhero that isn’t Marvel or DC
Aye guys don’t let her switch up now.
A couple weeks ago when it was hot and your body was trying to naturally cool itself you were a “big, sweaty, washcloth carrying fuck.”
Now that it’s cold and her iron levels are low you’re “thick, teddy zaddy.”
A couple weeks ago when it was hot and your body was trying to naturally cool itself you were a “big, sweaty, washcloth carrying fuck.”
Now that it’s cold and her iron levels are low you’re “thick, teddy zaddy.”
November 8, 2025 at 4:21 PM
Aye guys don’t let her switch up now.
A couple weeks ago when it was hot and your body was trying to naturally cool itself you were a “big, sweaty, washcloth carrying fuck.”
Now that it’s cold and her iron levels are low you’re “thick, teddy zaddy.”
A couple weeks ago when it was hot and your body was trying to naturally cool itself you were a “big, sweaty, washcloth carrying fuck.”
Now that it’s cold and her iron levels are low you’re “thick, teddy zaddy.”
Gotta go somewhere else for something sweet.
But the bill was taken care of.
And not by me.
But the bill was taken care of.
And not by me.
November 8, 2025 at 12:05 AM
Gotta go somewhere else for something sweet.
But the bill was taken care of.
And not by me.
But the bill was taken care of.
And not by me.
Lemme look around this bar and find a brown sugar momma.
November 7, 2025 at 11:56 PM
Lemme look around this bar and find a brown sugar momma.
Oh I know you gonna finish that.
November 7, 2025 at 11:37 PM
Oh I know you gonna finish that.
“Those arms are big, lemme get you a bigger glass”
November 7, 2025 at 11:35 PM
“Those arms are big, lemme get you a bigger glass”
