Brian Smith
@ambientrelish.bsky.social
Librarian who builds websites with Drupal. Museum enthusiast. Skeets not on behalf of and not the views of MPOW. I don't expect to be followed back. He/Him
I'm all registered for #DrupalConChicago
December 12, 2025 at 9:21 PM
I'm all registered for #DrupalConChicago
One thing that Pepperidge Farm does not remember is how many Milanos people actually eat in a sitting.
December 12, 2025 at 2:12 PM
One thing that Pepperidge Farm does not remember is how many Milanos people actually eat in a sitting.
The absolute best fast-food breakfast sandwich: White Castle hamburger with egg and cheese (and then I add grape jelly for that sweet/savory bliss).
I got a senior discount without asking, but I reckon that everyone who eats breakfast at White Castle is assumed to qualify for a senior discount.
I got a senior discount without asking, but I reckon that everyone who eats breakfast at White Castle is assumed to qualify for a senior discount.
December 10, 2025 at 2:12 PM
The absolute best fast-food breakfast sandwich: White Castle hamburger with egg and cheese (and then I add grape jelly for that sweet/savory bliss).
I got a senior discount without asking, but I reckon that everyone who eats breakfast at White Castle is assumed to qualify for a senior discount.
I got a senior discount without asking, but I reckon that everyone who eats breakfast at White Castle is assumed to qualify for a senior discount.
Next up on the Hallmark Channel: A Kidnapper's Christmas
December 8, 2025 at 3:46 PM
Next up on the Hallmark Channel: A Kidnapper's Christmas
I couldn't remember Mitch McConnell's name, so I did a DuckDuckGo search for "senator turtle" and volia!
December 7, 2025 at 5:44 PM
I couldn't remember Mitch McConnell's name, so I did a DuckDuckGo search for "senator turtle" and volia!
The tree, it has been topped.
December 6, 2025 at 7:05 PM
The tree, it has been topped.
Had a rewatch tonight of one of my favorite Christmas movies
December 4, 2025 at 2:45 AM
Had a rewatch tonight of one of my favorite Christmas movies
Librarian heaven!
December 3, 2025 at 9:37 PM
Librarian heaven!
What I'm wearing to the Bluesky Christmas party.
December 3, 2025 at 2:42 AM
What I'm wearing to the Bluesky Christmas party.
If we really want divine blessings for America, a modern adaptation of this ancient Babylonian new year ritual is worth considering.
December 2, 2025 at 4:02 AM
If we really want divine blessings for America, a modern adaptation of this ancient Babylonian new year ritual is worth considering.
Here's a depiction of drunk party sex from 2000-1800ish BCE, dug up in present-day Iraq.
Apparently this was a souvenir of some sort. I like to think the inscription on the back says "All my friends got laid at Gilga-fest, and all I got was this lousy plaque."
(ISAC Museum in Chicago, photo by me)
Apparently this was a souvenir of some sort. I like to think the inscription on the back says "All my friends got laid at Gilga-fest, and all I got was this lousy plaque."
(ISAC Museum in Chicago, photo by me)
November 29, 2025 at 11:09 PM
Here's a depiction of drunk party sex from 2000-1800ish BCE, dug up in present-day Iraq.
Apparently this was a souvenir of some sort. I like to think the inscription on the back says "All my friends got laid at Gilga-fest, and all I got was this lousy plaque."
(ISAC Museum in Chicago, photo by me)
Apparently this was a souvenir of some sort. I like to think the inscription on the back says "All my friends got laid at Gilga-fest, and all I got was this lousy plaque."
(ISAC Museum in Chicago, photo by me)
The urinal in this restaurant men's room is apparently out of order.
November 29, 2025 at 10:50 PM
The urinal in this restaurant men's room is apparently out of order.
🎵 I want to wash my hands, my face, my hair with snowwwww
November 29, 2025 at 2:14 PM
🎵 I want to wash my hands, my face, my hair with snowwwww
I watched the miniseries of Terry Pratchett's Going Postal and was surprised to see Stephen Miller as Mr. Gryle.
November 28, 2025 at 10:49 PM
I watched the miniseries of Terry Pratchett's Going Postal and was surprised to see Stephen Miller as Mr. Gryle.
If I’m spending $100k on a personal vehicle it better have an oscillation overthruster
November 28, 2025 at 3:15 AM
If I’m spending $100k on a personal vehicle it better have an oscillation overthruster
You’ve just died.
The 6th picture in your phone gallery is what killed you.
The 6th picture in your phone gallery is what killed you.
November 26, 2025 at 10:46 PM
You’ve just died.
The 6th picture in your phone gallery is what killed you.
The 6th picture in your phone gallery is what killed you.
Clearly I remember
Picking on the boy
Seemed a harmless little fuck
Picking on the boy
Seemed a harmless little fuck
November 23, 2025 at 12:49 PM
Clearly I remember
Picking on the boy
Seemed a harmless little fuck
Picking on the boy
Seemed a harmless little fuck
I bet Johnson doesn't drink Moxie, though.
November 21, 2025 at 10:30 PM
I bet Johnson doesn't drink Moxie, though.
"This book shines a light on the causes of this crisis ..."
November 21, 2025 at 5:18 PM
"This book shines a light on the causes of this crisis ..."
I should not be allowed to go to the grocery store by myself.
November 19, 2025 at 11:34 PM
I should not be allowed to go to the grocery store by myself.
Groovy exhibit at the Museum of Contemporary Art of LGBTQ+ art and activism with Chicago connections. Always love to see Nick Cave's stuff!
November 16, 2025 at 3:30 PM
Groovy exhibit at the Museum of Contemporary Art of LGBTQ+ art and activism with Chicago connections. Always love to see Nick Cave's stuff!
The Firelei Báez exhibit opened yesterday at Chicago's Museum of Contemporary Art, and it's amazing!
November 16, 2025 at 3:25 PM
The Firelei Báez exhibit opened yesterday at Chicago's Museum of Contemporary Art, and it's amazing!