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Abolish ICE. Cash bail is unconstitutional. “Defund the police” is not a controversial statement. Ask me about Beyoncé.
Imagine being known as “Little Napoleon.”
January 28, 2026 at 2:10 AM
Live look at Greg Bovino:
a little boy is standing next to a woman and touching her head .
ALT: a little boy is standing next to a woman and touching her head .
media.tenor.com
January 28, 2026 at 2:09 AM
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Homemade sign nailed up on a utility pole in South Minneapolis.

"ICE WE GET IT! YOU'RE DEFINITELY STRAIGHT"

Minneapolis January 26, 2026
January 26, 2026 at 6:21 PM
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"I'm not even mad at you dude"

"Are you okay?

The language of modern day terrorists, apparently.
January 24, 2026 at 7:53 PM
Oh good. We know what Tim Walz does with the national guard.
January 25, 2026 at 12:10 AM
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Remember when DHS was founded and progressives yelled loudly about how it could be abused to oppress American citizens, only to be dismissed as shrill fear mongers?
pepperidge farm remembers is written on the screen of a tv
ALT: pepperidge farm remembers is written on the screen of a tv
media.tenor.com
January 15, 2026 at 6:10 PM
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I have spent my entire adult life being lectured by Republican politicians and conservative legal movement types about how important it is to preserve the sacred constitutional right to self-defense of *specifically this person* and then secret police murdered him in the street
Minneapolis police chief Brian O'Hara says that the victim was a 37-year-old white man and US citizen with no criminal record and that he was a legally permitted gun owner.
January 24, 2026 at 6:29 PM
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As an addendum, the feds are now 0 - 15 (by my count) in prosecutions deriving from Operation Midway Blitz.

You can read more about how they keep losing here:
January 22, 2026 at 10:15 PM
If Denmark gives Trump any Gitmo-style land, believe that he will not stop there. He will annex territory bit by bit à la the “Greater Israel Plan” until he has everything.

You know, like appeasing Hitler.
January 22, 2026 at 2:23 PM
“Trade Bazooka” sounds like a political punk band.
January 22, 2026 at 2:00 PM
The Turtle Island Liberation Front charging docs say they planned to “stream a long movie” as an alibi during the attacks.

They should have streamed Oppenheimer. That’s it. That’s the joke.
January 21, 2026 at 8:54 PM
So so excited to see the @whatthefuckjusthappenedtoday.com
pod is back. So sad I may not be able to listen because of the AI.
Hell, I’d volunteer to read it before I’ll listen to an AI with zero inflection of what used to make it so good.
January 21, 2026 at 5:49 PM
Did the German populace pray for someone to stop them? Cuz…
January 20, 2026 at 6:26 PM
:: Obamacare has entered the chat ::
Thats the wrong order. You start with the MAXIMUM. THEN you can accept some compromises. If start with the MIN then it will be paired back to nothing. We have seen this happen so many times. Elected Ds need to have some pride, and not always be the cowards on defense.
January 19, 2026 at 6:25 PM
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I’m going to keep hammering this point: the excesses of ICE we see now are entirely contiguous with our system of policing more broadly, and the reason that almost no politician wants to threaten real consequences for ICE agents is because it opens the door to making the same demands of the cops
January 19, 2026 at 6:06 PM
Hey @npr.org, “ominous warning” is not a cute euphemism. Just call it for what it is: Trump is threatening Denmark and Greenland.
January 15, 2026 at 12:42 PM
lol

“How is the president promising to fix the problem that he says does not exist?”
— Up First from @npr.org
Minnesota Prosecutors Quit, Trump in Detroit, Inflation Report
Podcast Episode · Up First from NPR · 01/14/2026 · 13m
podcasts.apple.com
January 14, 2026 at 12:19 PM
Robot Sin Eater is either a band name or a deeply disturbing concept that is going to haunt me for a good while. #ces
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January 13, 2026 at 6:52 PM
Trump saying “We’re not going to have Russia as a neighbour” is almost as funny as “Just because they landed a boat there 500 years ago doesn’t mean they own it.” Just incredible.
January 13, 2026 at 6:21 PM
“Perfidy War Crimes” sounds like Elon Musk’s next baby name.
January 13, 2026 at 5:33 PM
Chuck Schumer hasn't faced a primary since -1998-, Hakeem Jeffries hasn't been primaried since 2012. The Democrats don't even try to replace people, and both primaries saw them win commanding majorities because the other candidates sucked worse!
January 11, 2026 at 7:58 PM
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“How the left saying “fuck”led to the invasion of Greenland”

New book by Jake Tapper coming December 2027.
January 11, 2026 at 6:39 PM
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I 🖤 Philadelphia so much.
This is West Philly, specifically.

Black Panthers are back. ✊🏽
January 11, 2026 at 6:53 PM
Literally all this DHS video shows is that the Good Boy knows to growl at ICE fascists.
January 10, 2026 at 8:30 PM
Can’t wait for Kristi Noem to describe snowballs as “weaponised water.”
👉 ICE Abusing Protesters After Murdering Driver 1/7/26
www.youtube.com/watch?v=Lnfi...
January 8, 2026 at 5:21 PM