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ambersmelson.bsky.social
@ambersmelson.bsky.social
Cohost of The Brighter Side and Some Place Under Neith on the Last Podcast Network
Sometimes it feels like I’m at the airport and all of the normal things like human connection have been taken away and I’ve gotta pay premium money to get it back
November 18, 2025 at 4:23 PM
I know I have tacky taste bc I want a purple car so I can paint a heart and a mermaid on it
November 13, 2025 at 10:18 PM
The Amazon Bar in the Amazon grocery store downtown LA has immaculately horrible vibes
November 13, 2025 at 2:32 AM
At my age I should be in my sexy confident cougar era instead I’m in my weird homeschool adhd peculiar girl / woman era
November 13, 2025 at 12:05 AM
My notes app is like:

Spinach
Tomatoes
Banana
Am I deserving of love?
November 11, 2025 at 8:16 PM
Anybody else felt hypersensitive to their surrounding this week? (Literally left two separate bars bc of the vibe and sound). Apparently there was a super moon. Wonder if there’s anything with that? Also straight up tired all the time
November 8, 2025 at 7:25 PM
Right now my algorithm is boxing and gay porn 🙃
November 7, 2025 at 1:06 AM
I fear I’m becoming the person who shadow boxes at the bus stop :/
November 5, 2025 at 10:02 PM
Somebody online said trump is the Antichrist and in revelations 13:3 it’s 42 months until great tribulation (ends or begins idk ?) but 42 months from November 2024 is may 2028….thats when Diddy gets out of prison lol 💀 😭
October 27, 2025 at 7:48 PM
Naked man smeared in human shit outside and idk man I’m kinda tired of Hollywood
October 27, 2025 at 6:26 PM
Got a bed frame for the first time (always thought they were psyops) and now I can’t get out of bed because it feels so good and comfortable 😭
October 26, 2025 at 3:35 PM
Found a really cool sword for sale at a Hollywood gift shop and kinda bummed I don’t know anyone who’d appreciate a sword for Christmas
October 25, 2025 at 10:43 PM
Seeing a lot religious anger and the word ‘heresy’ lately. Are we headed to Spanish Inquisition 2? What are some podcasts and literature you can direct me towards?

(Already on a YouTube video and the comments are saying We Need Another Inquisition)

🤔
October 23, 2025 at 8:23 PM
Laughing remembering the first thing I typed in the internet:

‘crazy stuff coming at you’
October 22, 2025 at 7:40 PM
Thinking what special thing j should make for myself next.

Apple Pie
or
Chicken Pot Pie

(Homemade crust either way)
October 21, 2025 at 9:08 PM
Got my std results back and it’s all negative baby! Looks like a celibate winter of peace
October 20, 2025 at 2:13 PM
Got a bedside book so I can read in the morning instead of looking at my phone. It’s about The Troubles in Ireland. I’ve been anxious all day
October 13, 2025 at 10:23 PM
I didn’t know Soju was THAT girl..thought she’d be a light alcoholic beverage. Next thing you know I’m drunk on the bus

(Am home and fine now lol)
October 13, 2025 at 3:56 AM
Just got new boxing gloves in and shadow boxed in my room after a mic. Gonna try them out on the bag this weekend. Life is good 👍
October 11, 2025 at 3:10 AM
Was wondering why I was feeling weird (couldn’t make decisions, super cloudy brain)….went in the kitchen and Roomate left the gas stove on 🙃
October 10, 2025 at 12:14 AM
Smoked weed yesterday and I think it made me a certified weed hater. I feel stupid and crazy and lazy. Absolutely 0/10
October 6, 2025 at 7:24 PM
The Lion has a tummy ache from eating week old casserole
October 2, 2025 at 7:04 PM
Some of the scariest things about standup is just GETTING to the show. Just walked under an overpass with lots of graffitied cop cars locked up. Now I get to be scared on stage too 🥰
September 30, 2025 at 1:27 AM
Watched Hudsucker Proxy (free on tubi). Such a good movie!
September 27, 2025 at 11:52 PM
Weird thing about the comics performing in Saudi is it’s not a one time show. You’re gonna be owned the rest of your life and can’t speak about them or anything they choose. Good luck!
September 27, 2025 at 7:35 PM