Ambungler
amberlehman.bsky.social
Ambungler
@amberlehman.bsky.social
The tiniest witch allowed by law
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my son got two different toy fire trucks for christmas. two. and despite being considerably more familiar with their purpose and operation, i didn’t receive a single fucking fire truck
December 25, 2025 at 9:24 PM
My pussy tastes like Brad’s Drink.
August 23, 2025 at 11:40 PM
Breaking, a man who fits those descriptions describes himself as such.
You know, when I heard that all of our personal data had been hacked, I didn't expect the first major use of it to be the NYT trying to fuck over Zohran but maybe I'm naive www.nytimes.com/2025/07/03/n...
Mamdani Identified as Asian and African American on College Application
www.nytimes.com
July 3, 2025 at 11:40 PM
Live action Scar voice: He’s not a jabroni, he’s my homie.
May 28, 2025 at 5:09 AM
Doing soft shoe at the hospital
May 28, 2025 at 5:06 AM
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Let me put an even finer point on this: Nancy Pelosi intervened in the House Oversight race to make sure a 74 year old cancer patient won over an up and coming, Latino woman—right before Musk eviscerated the government.

Who do we think would’ve done a better job at providing oversight?
May 21, 2025 at 1:13 PM
First they came for Tim Onion for having a girlfriend and owning the Onion, and I did not speak out for I don’t have a girlfriend and own the Onion.
May 15, 2025 at 11:11 PM
Posting into the void of blusky definitely feels different than posting into the void of Twitter. I think because Twitter was so vast you could post and know that no one would see it but blusky is small and pushes posts to people differently and what if someone sees it and thinks I’m weird?
May 7, 2025 at 6:33 PM
I just want to be funny and not have been traumatized
May 7, 2025 at 6:27 PM
It’s crazy that Sully Sullenberger and I were living the exact same life in 2003.
May 5, 2025 at 11:32 PM
It’s so wild to me that are like “crazy that the Pitt works,” yeah it fucking works, it’s ER.
April 13, 2025 at 1:11 AM
Me being able to deal with moderate conflict: am I a god?
April 10, 2025 at 3:29 AM
Wow Bluesky is finally good and all it took was a group chat
March 25, 2025 at 7:36 PM
I hate the fact I’m not allowed to be crazy about anything.
March 1, 2025 at 11:42 PM
Switched from Ritalin to adderall. You know that feeling that adhd people say that they have where they take meds and are like “oh my life could have been this easy”?

It’s very weird to experience that feeling a second time.
February 10, 2025 at 11:06 PM
Like everyone I am addicted to Balatro. Like everyone I own it on everything.

The problem is that I started playing in on PC with my ultra wide monitor so now if I play it on anything else I am like “what is this? A card game for ants?”
February 3, 2025 at 8:24 PM
“Shouldn’t they be flying American flags? I won’t take them seriously if they block the highway”

Shut the fuck up, bootlicker.
February 3, 2025 at 12:59 AM
Watching Succession for the first time. New favorite character is comedian doing a corporate that destroys the deal.
December 9, 2024 at 10:44 PM
Re: The Iron Claw: I think any movie that makes you go “fuck this stupid movie man” while you are sobbing at least a deserves a nomination.
January 23, 2024 at 7:32 PM