Peter B. Parker
@amazingwebs.bsky.social
You push. No matter how much the weight feels, you get back up because when you have the power, there must come the responsibility with it.
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"Your friendly neighborhood... aw, forget it!"
Peter Benjamin Parker
The Amazing Spider-Man
A mix of pre-OMD 616 and MC2 portrayal. Married to Mary Jane Watson-Parker, dad, teacher, dazzlin' web slinger.
Writer is 30+
MDNI
No ships, no lewd
Peter Benjamin Parker
The Amazing Spider-Man
A mix of pre-OMD 616 and MC2 portrayal. Married to Mary Jane Watson-Parker, dad, teacher, dazzlin' web slinger.
Writer is 30+
MDNI
No ships, no lewd
"Benjy came home from school talking about 'hitting the griddy'. I want nothing more than to unlearn what I just heard."
February 18, 2026 at 5:21 PM
"Benjy came home from school talking about 'hitting the griddy'. I want nothing more than to unlearn what I just heard."
"My youngest kiddo couldn't stop singing that song for weeks."
February 15, 2026 at 4:57 PM
"My youngest kiddo couldn't stop singing that song for weeks."
"I'll have to ask you not to come up with insults for New York. It may be soggy, full of real estate scams and the harbor is acidic but it's one of a kind. It's got flavor."
"It really is turnin' into Thneedville out here, huh..."
"In this economy?"
February 15, 2026 at 4:56 PM
"I'll have to ask you not to come up with insults for New York. It may be soggy, full of real estate scams and the harbor is acidic but it's one of a kind. It's got flavor."
"In this economy?"
"I'm sorry I can see, hear, and smell? God forbid a man witness the world around them."
"You dip in, try to relate and find out you gotta start suing for copyright infringement."
February 13, 2026 at 2:11 AM
"In this economy?"
"A Spider-Man I may be but I'm also from New York. I know all about branding and lawyers."
February 12, 2026 at 8:26 PM
"A Spider-Man I may be but I'm also from New York. I know all about branding and lawyers."
"You dip in, try to relate and find out you gotta start suing for copyright infringement."
"That sounds a lot like the senses I've already got. And the sentiment!
Spiders are just like us, really..."
Spiders are just like us, really..."
"Try spider sense. Lemme tell you, you gotta see, hear, smell and sense schlubs. Sometimes I wish a building would fall on me."
February 12, 2026 at 8:25 PM
"You dip in, try to relate and find out you gotta start suing for copyright infringement."
"Try spider sense. Lemme tell you, you gotta see, hear, smell and sense schlubs. Sometimes I wish a building would fall on me."
What a terrible day to have senses.
February 12, 2026 at 6:45 PM
"Try spider sense. Lemme tell you, you gotta see, hear, smell and sense schlubs. Sometimes I wish a building would fall on me."
"I'm a pretty charitable fella. I hand out beatings to back alley thugs, free of charge. I like to pay it forward."
February 6, 2026 at 7:00 PM
"I'm a pretty charitable fella. I hand out beatings to back alley thugs, free of charge. I like to pay it forward."
"The duality of life is opening the newspaper, seeing your kiddo being praised only for yours truly to be labeled a threat to society in the next paragraph. That haircut keeps cutting off circulation to Jameson's brain, I see."
February 3, 2026 at 2:58 PM
"The duality of life is opening the newspaper, seeing your kiddo being praised only for yours truly to be labeled a threat to society in the next paragraph. That haircut keeps cutting off circulation to Jameson's brain, I see."
"I had the exact same question when I first saw Fin Fang Foom. Turns out they weren't putting something in the water if you ignore the sewer rats."
“What are Imagine Dragons?”
January 30, 2026 at 1:38 PM
"I had the exact same question when I first saw Fin Fang Foom. Turns out they weren't putting something in the water if you ignore the sewer rats."
"I was kidding about there being some kind of convention in town. Good to know gaudy looks isn't just exclusive to Rhode Island."
January 27, 2026 at 5:35 PM
"I was kidding about there being some kind of convention in town. Good to know gaudy looks isn't just exclusive to Rhode Island."
"... Is there some kind of convention going on? Last time I heard rhe word 'furry' The Grizzly was making downtown smell like a wet dumpster. As opposed to its usual dry dumpster fragrance. Really hurt New York's rep for ten years."
January 26, 2026 at 5:36 PM
"... Is there some kind of convention going on? Last time I heard rhe word 'furry' The Grizzly was making downtown smell like a wet dumpster. As opposed to its usual dry dumpster fragrance. Really hurt New York's rep for ten years."
"Who dresses up as a giant weasel in this weather? Go away."
January 25, 2026 at 6:31 PM
"Who dresses up as a giant weasel in this weather? Go away."
"School's doing some social media trend? Thanks, I hate it."
January 24, 2026 at 3:55 PM
"School's doing some social media trend? Thanks, I hate it."
"Yeah, I hear desk jockeys gotta be squeaky clean. Someone give the Bugle editorial staff the memo."
January 23, 2026 at 6:27 PM
"Yeah, I hear desk jockeys gotta be squeaky clean. Someone give the Bugle editorial staff the memo."
"I don't know what beard era means. I just know MJ likes it and what the pretty lady likes, stays."
January 23, 2026 at 6:06 PM
"I don't know what beard era means. I just know MJ likes it and what the pretty lady likes, stays."
"Mornings in New York have so many great surprises. Bagels, coffee, street meet on every corner, a taxi almost running you over, smog giving you asthma by the age of six. What a town."
January 23, 2026 at 5:53 PM
"Mornings in New York have so many great surprises. Bagels, coffee, street meet on every corner, a taxi almost running you over, smog giving you asthma by the age of six. What a town."
"Your friendly neighborhood... aw, forget it!"
Peter Benjamin Parker
The Amazing Spider-Man
A mix of pre-OMD 616 and MC2 portrayal. Married to Mary Jane Watson-Parker, dad, teacher, dazzlin' web slinger.
Writer is 30+
MDNI
No ships, no lewd
Peter Benjamin Parker
The Amazing Spider-Man
A mix of pre-OMD 616 and MC2 portrayal. Married to Mary Jane Watson-Parker, dad, teacher, dazzlin' web slinger.
Writer is 30+
MDNI
No ships, no lewd
January 23, 2026 at 2:50 AM
"Your friendly neighborhood... aw, forget it!"
Peter Benjamin Parker
The Amazing Spider-Man
A mix of pre-OMD 616 and MC2 portrayal. Married to Mary Jane Watson-Parker, dad, teacher, dazzlin' web slinger.
Writer is 30+
MDNI
No ships, no lewd
Peter Benjamin Parker
The Amazing Spider-Man
A mix of pre-OMD 616 and MC2 portrayal. Married to Mary Jane Watson-Parker, dad, teacher, dazzlin' web slinger.
Writer is 30+
MDNI
No ships, no lewd