Peter Amant
@amantpeter.bsky.social
I don't particularly care for labels. I like whisky, good music, the works of Jean Shepherd, and providing inspiration for my wife's erotica. Oh, and gardening. 🏳️🌈🏳️⚧️✊🏻ally
I think I may have posted about tija before, but is it weird that I have a favorite check-out person at the supermarket? Like, I literally go out of my way and wait on a longer line sometimes because Kathy is just the fucking best.
February 8, 2026 at 10:04 PM
I think I may have posted about tija before, but is it weird that I have a favorite check-out person at the supermarket? Like, I literally go out of my way and wait on a longer line sometimes because Kathy is just the fucking best.
So, I took my 12 year old to the Daddy-Daughter dance tonight. We went last year, too. There's another dad I saw last year whom I took an instant dislike to. When I saw him, I declared him my nemesis.
He was there tonight.
Turns out, he's the dad of my daughter's new bestie. Which is awkward.
He was there tonight.
Turns out, he's the dad of my daughter's new bestie. Which is awkward.
February 7, 2026 at 2:38 AM
So, I took my 12 year old to the Daddy-Daughter dance tonight. We went last year, too. There's another dad I saw last year whom I took an instant dislike to. When I saw him, I declared him my nemesis.
He was there tonight.
Turns out, he's the dad of my daughter's new bestie. Which is awkward.
He was there tonight.
Turns out, he's the dad of my daughter's new bestie. Which is awkward.
It's not s'posed to be safe! It's drugs!
February 5, 2026 at 1:57 AM
It's not s'posed to be safe! It's drugs!
I'm a grown-ass, 45 year old man with high blood pressure and two bad knees. But seeing this absolute mountain of snow made the 12 year old in me scream "climb that thing!"
Thankfully, my sense of self-preservation stopped me. But the pre-teen me inside my head is really mad at me right now.
Thankfully, my sense of self-preservation stopped me. But the pre-teen me inside my head is really mad at me right now.
January 31, 2026 at 9:28 PM
I'm a grown-ass, 45 year old man with high blood pressure and two bad knees. But seeing this absolute mountain of snow made the 12 year old in me scream "climb that thing!"
Thankfully, my sense of self-preservation stopped me. But the pre-teen me inside my head is really mad at me right now.
Thankfully, my sense of self-preservation stopped me. But the pre-teen me inside my head is really mad at me right now.
Cars are dug out and now I'm having lunch. Rapidly running out of reasons to get out of scoring essays 🙁
January 26, 2026 at 6:30 PM
Cars are dug out and now I'm having lunch. Rapidly running out of reasons to get out of scoring essays 🙁
Face reveal, wrong answers only
January 26, 2026 at 12:44 AM
Face reveal, wrong answers only
Today's snow storm activities include: baking honey wheat bread, making crab soup, and @jordanlubov.bsky.social doing paint-by-numbers with the kids.
January 25, 2026 at 5:07 PM
Today's snow storm activities include: baking honey wheat bread, making crab soup, and @jordanlubov.bsky.social doing paint-by-numbers with the kids.
I learned a few things last night. For instance, mixing 100-proof bourbon and Coke Zero makes it taste almost identical to regular Coke.
Also, my body apparently does not react well to the combination of alcohol, aspartame, and stevia extract...
Also, my body apparently does not react well to the combination of alcohol, aspartame, and stevia extract...
January 23, 2026 at 5:21 PM
I learned a few things last night. For instance, mixing 100-proof bourbon and Coke Zero makes it taste almost identical to regular Coke.
Also, my body apparently does not react well to the combination of alcohol, aspartame, and stevia extract...
Also, my body apparently does not react well to the combination of alcohol, aspartame, and stevia extract...
My wife, the erotic author, asked me what advice I'd give someone to improve a blow job.
That was two days ago. I haven't been home since. No way I'm walking into that trap...
That was two days ago. I haven't been home since. No way I'm walking into that trap...
January 22, 2026 at 2:57 AM
My wife, the erotic author, asked me what advice I'd give someone to improve a blow job.
That was two days ago. I haven't been home since. No way I'm walking into that trap...
That was two days ago. I haven't been home since. No way I'm walking into that trap...
Feeling very Mr. Rogers today sporting sneakers and a cardigan with my shirt, tie, and slacks.
January 21, 2026 at 2:01 PM
Feeling very Mr. Rogers today sporting sneakers and a cardigan with my shirt, tie, and slacks.
That is personal, not true, and a good idea.
January 21, 2026 at 2:33 AM
That is personal, not true, and a good idea.
Ruin a band name by changing one letter:
The Fillers
The Fillers
Ruin a band by changing one letter:
Nine Inch Pails
Nine Inch Pails
Ruin a band by changing one letter:
Alice in Chairs
Alice in Chairs
January 17, 2026 at 2:36 AM
Ruin a band name by changing one letter:
The Fillers
The Fillers
Given that ice is, by definition, a rock, does that mean liquid water is just very cold lava?
January 11, 2026 at 11:46 PM
Given that ice is, by definition, a rock, does that mean liquid water is just very cold lava?
Once again it's the weekend. And once again I'm super tired, super horny, and too fucking busy to anything about either.
January 11, 2026 at 12:12 AM
Once again it's the weekend. And once again I'm super tired, super horny, and too fucking busy to anything about either.
Mark this one down in both "weird sentences you hear on cafeteria duty" and "things that sound dirty but aren't":
"She takes it up to the comma"
"She takes it up to the comma"
January 7, 2026 at 5:31 PM
Mark this one down in both "weird sentences you hear on cafeteria duty" and "things that sound dirty but aren't":
"She takes it up to the comma"
"She takes it up to the comma"
The sex was going great until I was in the hospital.
January 3, 2026 at 3:00 PM
The sex was going great until I was in the hospital.
So my new jockeys have this weird horizontal fly, which I'm realizing is basically a sun roof for my cock...
January 2, 2026 at 8:49 PM
So my new jockeys have this weird horizontal fly, which I'm realizing is basically a sun roof for my cock...
Woke up very horny this morning. Quickie with the wife only made it worse. Add to that the kids being home all day and houseguests coming in an hour and it all adds up to a very frustrated Peter...
January 1, 2026 at 8:25 PM
Woke up very horny this morning. Quickie with the wife only made it worse. Add to that the kids being home all day and houseguests coming in an hour and it all adds up to a very frustrated Peter...
Salmon's in the smoker. MIL just reported goose is in the oven.
Gonna be quite the New Year's feast.
Gonna be quite the New Year's feast.
January 1, 2026 at 5:59 PM
Salmon's in the smoker. MIL just reported goose is in the oven.
Gonna be quite the New Year's feast.
Gonna be quite the New Year's feast.
New Years has never been my favorite. Even in my teens and twenties, I only went out and stayed up out of social pressure. I'd much rather be in bed. And I've never been big on treating the New Year as some new starting point, though I'm not really sure why.
January 1, 2026 at 2:15 AM
New Years has never been my favorite. Even in my teens and twenties, I only went out and stayed up out of social pressure. I'd much rather be in bed. And I've never been big on treating the New Year as some new starting point, though I'm not really sure why.
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December 28, 2025 at 9:47 PM
Tease me all you like, but my union suit is super warm and incredibly comfortable.
December 27, 2025 at 9:19 PM
Tease me all you like, but my union suit is super warm and incredibly comfortable.
These ads are getting a little too personal...
December 27, 2025 at 3:31 PM
These ads are getting a little too personal...
It's always nice visiting family over the holidays, but nothing beats coming home to sleep in your own bed
December 27, 2025 at 2:49 AM
It's always nice visiting family over the holidays, but nothing beats coming home to sleep in your own bed
Time for some eggnog
December 24, 2025 at 1:28 AM
Time for some eggnog