Amanda j. Emily
@amandathegal.bsky.social
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I’m 23, hope pilled
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I’m 23, hope pilled
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January 18, 2026 at 12:17 AM
Had a fight with my mother who is a neo conservative at best and a Nazi sympathizer at worst
Being a sarcastic asshole I am I ragebait her and pretty much made her crash out
She voted trump and I voted for a person with a brain
She called me a communist like it was a bad thing
Being a sarcastic asshole I am I ragebait her and pretty much made her crash out
She voted trump and I voted for a person with a brain
She called me a communist like it was a bad thing
January 14, 2026 at 3:06 PM
Had a fight with my mother who is a neo conservative at best and a Nazi sympathizer at worst
Being a sarcastic asshole I am I ragebait her and pretty much made her crash out
She voted trump and I voted for a person with a brain
She called me a communist like it was a bad thing
Being a sarcastic asshole I am I ragebait her and pretty much made her crash out
She voted trump and I voted for a person with a brain
She called me a communist like it was a bad thing
Don’t count this as a teaser
January 13, 2026 at 6:47 PM
Don’t count this as a teaser
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December 3, 2025 at 7:27 PM
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We should have elected Ash Williams when we had the chance.
January 6, 2026 at 9:27 PM
We should have elected Ash Williams when we had the chance.
We all hated call of duty ghost was, but now thinking about it.
It was a future prediction.
It was a future prediction.
January 4, 2026 at 11:18 PM
We all hated call of duty ghost was, but now thinking about it.
It was a future prediction.
It was a future prediction.
COME ON 2026 GIVE US THE GOOD NEWS
January 4, 2026 at 7:55 AM
COME ON 2026 GIVE US THE GOOD NEWS
We are all going to die
January 4, 2026 at 7:46 AM
We are all going to die
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Expect to see a lot of this classic Onion headline, from 23 years ago, over the coming weeks.
January 3, 2026 at 5:40 PM
Expect to see a lot of this classic Onion headline, from 23 years ago, over the coming weeks.
To the people of Venezuela, please be fucking safe from our dumbass
I generally speak for all Americans here
We are so fucking sorry that our country invaded yours and our president wants to basically just kill us all
Please be safe
I generally speak for all Americans here
We are so fucking sorry that our country invaded yours and our president wants to basically just kill us all
Please be safe
January 3, 2026 at 8:00 PM
To the people of Venezuela, please be fucking safe from our dumbass
I generally speak for all Americans here
We are so fucking sorry that our country invaded yours and our president wants to basically just kill us all
Please be safe
I generally speak for all Americans here
We are so fucking sorry that our country invaded yours and our president wants to basically just kill us all
Please be safe
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For people surprised we snatched a global leader in broad daylight, may I point at the coups in global south that have been going on for years but even also lately in our own country. For instance Los Angeles with the snatching of people in daylight.
So maybe now you can pay more attention.
So maybe now you can pay more attention.
January 3, 2026 at 7:35 PM
For people surprised we snatched a global leader in broad daylight, may I point at the coups in global south that have been going on for years but even also lately in our own country. For instance Los Angeles with the snatching of people in daylight.
So maybe now you can pay more attention.
So maybe now you can pay more attention.
I don’t care if the trap happens I’m not dying for the fucking oil companies
January 3, 2026 at 4:37 PM
I don’t care if the trap happens I’m not dying for the fucking oil companies
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Trump is going to hell
January 3, 2026 at 9:33 AM
Trump is going to hell
OH GOD O H FUCCCCCK
January 3, 2026 at 9:35 AM
OH GOD O H FUCCCCCK
We just need to make it to the midterms and then we can get rid of that fuck
January 3, 2026 at 8:24 AM
We just need to make it to the midterms and then we can get rid of that fuck
America just boombed Venezuela what the fuck bro
January 3, 2026 at 8:18 AM
America just boombed Venezuela what the fuck bro
Motherfuckers the moment they turned into a worm
January 3, 2026 at 2:17 AM
Motherfuckers the moment they turned into a worm
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Zohran is already making Regular People's lives harder...
January 3, 2026 at 1:18 AM
Zohran is already making Regular People's lives harder...
You know the “would you still love me if I was a worm” question
I know it’s meant to be like cutesy and like funny at the same time
it’s a horrifying existence you just become Ted from the ending of “I have no mouth that I must scream”
That’s a terrifying thought More then cute
I know it’s meant to be like cutesy and like funny at the same time
it’s a horrifying existence you just become Ted from the ending of “I have no mouth that I must scream”
That’s a terrifying thought More then cute
January 3, 2026 at 12:42 AM
You know the “would you still love me if I was a worm” question
I know it’s meant to be like cutesy and like funny at the same time
it’s a horrifying existence you just become Ted from the ending of “I have no mouth that I must scream”
That’s a terrifying thought More then cute
I know it’s meant to be like cutesy and like funny at the same time
it’s a horrifying existence you just become Ted from the ending of “I have no mouth that I must scream”
That’s a terrifying thought More then cute
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Kimberly practice
January 2, 2026 at 5:54 AM
Kimberly practice
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Mamdani arrives to his mayoral inauguration at City Hall in a motorcade of NYC taxi cabs—workers he went on hunger strike with in 2021.
January 1, 2026 at 5:05 PM
Mamdani arrives to his mayoral inauguration at City Hall in a motorcade of NYC taxi cabs—workers he went on hunger strike with in 2021.