They want *women* to hang out in ambient 110° weather covered from head to toe so men.

Most of mine

I now know which word came first and it wasn't the one I would've guessed

And sometimes just a casting change will change things, or the mood of the audience when landing jokes or ad libs.

Christian-
God Rest Ye Merry Gentlemen
Here Comes Santa Claus

Secular-
Baby It's Cold Outside
Special mention to- What Is Christmas

It seems like every day now another university is making me wonder if I can't just home-ed my kids through a college degree because at least I know what the constitution says and how to avoid AI.

This same scenario plays out regularly between my teen and one of our dogs 😆.

'Ode to Billie Joe' entered the chat.

I would need both earplugs AND noise cancelling headphones to watch in a theatre.

'Sittin on the Dock of the Bay' and 'Up on the Roof' were quickly sorted into religious experience.

'Georgia on My Mind' and '(What A) Wonderful World' swiftly went into sex.

Haven't sorted any of the third column yet.

I want a photo of a cookie, so every time I read some teacher claiming every homeschooler is uneducated because every former homeschool student that enters her class is behind, I can give them a cookie to hint at why they are the uneducated one. 😂

Pretty sure the actual locals have been waiting a few hundred years for some assimilation