Amy Malkoff
@amalkoff.bsky.social
Pithy takes on: music • me • politics • comedy • pop culture • science. My anonymous handle just happens to also be my real name.
Though it's hard to tell from my expression (and because I didn't know a picture was being taken), this is me in my happy place
December 10, 2025 at 7:37 PM
Though it's hard to tell from my expression (and because I didn't know a picture was being taken), this is me in my happy place
Oh thanks for the rec, Hulu! Fun fact: my uncle (Peter Hackes) was in Broadcast News.
December 10, 2025 at 4:54 PM
Oh thanks for the rec, Hulu! Fun fact: my uncle (Peter Hackes) was in Broadcast News.
New peachy pearl necklace, with choice of charm
December 9, 2025 at 7:23 PM
New peachy pearl necklace, with choice of charm
There's still time to send out holiday gifts! I have jewelry and shirts, all made by meeeee. If you want to skip using Etsy, just message me. If you go through Etsy, use code THANKS for 15% off. www.etsy.com/shop/TinType...
December 8, 2025 at 7:42 PM
There's still time to send out holiday gifts! I have jewelry and shirts, all made by meeeee. If you want to skip using Etsy, just message me. If you go through Etsy, use code THANKS for 15% off. www.etsy.com/shop/TinType...
3 years ago I created this design and sticker, not because I truly thought (or think) that everything is horrible (at least not all the time), but because I wanted to use and modify the background photo (which I thought was cool) and the little monster (which I thought was cute).
December 3, 2025 at 1:38 PM
3 years ago I created this design and sticker, not because I truly thought (or think) that everything is horrible (at least not all the time), but because I wanted to use and modify the background photo (which I thought was cool) and the little monster (which I thought was cute).
If you're looking for holiday gifts, I have jewelry and clothing available. All handmade by me, using gemstones, pearls, coiled wire, semiprecious stones, glass...I hope you'll check it out and give handmade for this holiday season. Or help by sharing this post! www.etsy.com/shop/TinType...
December 2, 2025 at 9:35 PM
If you're looking for holiday gifts, I have jewelry and clothing available. All handmade by me, using gemstones, pearls, coiled wire, semiprecious stones, glass...I hope you'll check it out and give handmade for this holiday season. Or help by sharing this post! www.etsy.com/shop/TinType...
If misery were a color...
November 23, 2025 at 8:32 PM
If misery were a color...
Something new I made. Holidays coming up, so check it out! www.etsy.com/listing/4406...
November 17, 2025 at 1:43 AM
Something new I made. Holidays coming up, so check it out! www.etsy.com/listing/4406...
Let us bring back cozy sleeping gowns for men
November 15, 2025 at 10:12 PM
Let us bring back cozy sleeping gowns for men
It's the Week Of A Million Medical Appointments™! Wherein I wish I could be one of those "I haVEn'T BEEN TO a doctOR in 15 YEArs!" dudes (for they are almost always dudes). Last one this week: trying to solve a mystery
November 13, 2025 at 3:48 PM
It's the Week Of A Million Medical Appointments™! Wherein I wish I could be one of those "I haVEn'T BEEN TO a doctOR in 15 YEArs!" dudes (for they are almost always dudes). Last one this week: trying to solve a mystery
It's the Week Of A Million Medical Appointments™! Wherein I wish I could be one of those "I haVEn'T BEEN TO a doctOR in 15 YEArs!" dudes (for they are almost always dudes). Last one today: ENT telemed, and I sent my representative
November 11, 2025 at 11:10 PM
It's the Week Of A Million Medical Appointments™! Wherein I wish I could be one of those "I haVEn'T BEEN TO a doctOR in 15 YEArs!" dudes (for they are almost always dudes). Last one today: ENT telemed, and I sent my representative
It's the Week Of A Million Medical Appointments™! Wherein I wish I could be one of those "I haVEn'T BEEN TO a doctOR in 15 YEArs!" dudes (for they are almost always dudes). Next: neurology with a view
November 11, 2025 at 3:42 PM
It's the Week Of A Million Medical Appointments™! Wherein I wish I could be one of those "I haVEn'T BEEN TO a doctOR in 15 YEArs!" dudes (for they are almost always dudes). Next: neurology with a view
It's the Week Of A Million Medical Appointments™! Wherein I wish I could be one of those "I haVEn'T BEEN TO a doctOR in 15 YEArs!" dudes (for they are almost always dudes). First up: teeth cleaning (and amazingly, no new issues!)
November 10, 2025 at 5:15 PM
It's the Week Of A Million Medical Appointments™! Wherein I wish I could be one of those "I haVEn'T BEEN TO a doctOR in 15 YEArs!" dudes (for they are almost always dudes). First up: teeth cleaning (and amazingly, no new issues!)
Just realized that my new sweater looks a lot like my favorite pillows. Well, I'm consistent. 🤷🏼
November 9, 2025 at 3:27 PM
Just realized that my new sweater looks a lot like my favorite pillows. Well, I'm consistent. 🤷🏼
I'd love if you checked out the things I've created and maybe get a lil' something for yourself or a friend, or share my Etsy link (in comments). I also make things custom. www.etsy.com/shop/TinType...
October 29, 2025 at 12:31 AM
I'd love if you checked out the things I've created and maybe get a lil' something for yourself or a friend, or share my Etsy link (in comments). I also make things custom. www.etsy.com/shop/TinType...
"Fantasy Pumpkins" is my new band name
October 28, 2025 at 1:22 AM
"Fantasy Pumpkins" is my new band name
I ordered something yesterday that is set to arrive today...coming from the Salem post office. Godspeed, intrepid postal delivery person, driving through Salem on a weekend in October.
October 12, 2025 at 3:59 PM
I ordered something yesterday that is set to arrive today...coming from the Salem post office. Godspeed, intrepid postal delivery person, driving through Salem on a weekend in October.
I'd like to extend a hearty f you to the "I'm tired of warmth!" screechers. Y'all must be thrilled with today's turn of events.
October 10, 2025 at 12:01 PM
I'd like to extend a hearty f you to the "I'm tired of warmth!" screechers. Y'all must be thrilled with today's turn of events.
You need a kitty/fish strainer
October 6, 2025 at 11:54 PM
You need a kitty/fish strainer
I was just at a store looking at greeting cards and every card with a cat on it had a "cats are punitive aholes" type of lazy joke. We've really leaned into that garbage, haven't we? [these two beg to differ, and so do I]
October 5, 2025 at 7:15 PM
I was just at a store looking at greeting cards and every card with a cat on it had a "cats are punitive aholes" type of lazy joke. We've really leaned into that garbage, haven't we? [these two beg to differ, and so do I]
It's an October miracle! <angels singing 👼>
October 1, 2025 at 9:38 AM
It's an October miracle! <angels singing 👼>
If you were craving green ghost milk, here ya go
September 29, 2025 at 9:56 PM
If you were craving green ghost milk, here ya go
Why be a predatory ahole? Don't you have anything better to do?
September 29, 2025 at 7:29 PM
Why be a predatory ahole? Don't you have anything better to do?