Alyx Vesey
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Alyx Vesey
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Arguably, chatGPT can only write word salad
December 3, 2025 at 11:24 PM
I hope he boxes out Penn
December 2, 2025 at 4:14 PM
I saw this earlier this morning and it’s very funny to me because you can already see the office walls wobble on the DVDs
December 2, 2025 at 3:23 PM
I get it
December 1, 2025 at 4:18 PM
Congrats, dude! 🥳
November 28, 2025 at 10:18 PM
Reposted by Alyx Vesey
Again, there is no plan for running our universities without federal funding, or foreign students, at scale. But the public has no idea about this because no. one. is. telling. them. this. They expect their kids are still going to be able to do all the things at college in the next 4 years, & well:
The entire business model of R1 public universities rests on 4 revenue sources:

1. Federal grants
2. Private gifts/endowments
3. Tuition (esp. from foreign students)
4. State $

For decades, 📈 in 1-3 offset a secular 📉 in 4. Now, 1 & 3 are being decimated & 4 ain't coming back. The math is clear.
November 27, 2025 at 4:08 PM
Drank a liter of water as a buffer
November 27, 2025 at 10:02 PM
Do you listen to the whole thing before you post?
November 27, 2025 at 3:24 AM
Happy reading!
November 27, 2025 at 1:26 AM
Prepped a lentil soup for lunch tomorrow for precisely this reason
November 26, 2025 at 11:58 PM