Alysson M. Gardner-McFarlane
@alyxgardner.bsky.social
The Bloody Matriarch. Fear the old hound in a business where pups die young. @valtoslaughter.bsky.social's shadow, coach of the Scottish Hardcore Revival/Hunting Grounds Fight Club team. 🇫🇷+🏴
A rebrand and a promise of big things to come. #BeSubversive #TheBirdsAreAlright
January 27, 2026 at 3:47 PM
A rebrand and a promise of big things to come. #BeSubversive #TheBirdsAreAlright
Receiving all the feedback on Chloe and Gabriel's exploits makes me a really, really proud (other-)mama.
At the same time, thank goodness I'm not the one teaching them to wrestle. I don't think I'm ready to teach them how to tank a chair shot like I teach @dominooo.ooooooooooooooooooooooooooo.ooo.
At the same time, thank goodness I'm not the one teaching them to wrestle. I don't think I'm ready to teach them how to tank a chair shot like I teach @dominooo.ooooooooooooooooooooooooooo.ooo.
January 19, 2026 at 10:49 PM
Receiving all the feedback on Chloe and Gabriel's exploits makes me a really, really proud (other-)mama.
At the same time, thank goodness I'm not the one teaching them to wrestle. I don't think I'm ready to teach them how to tank a chair shot like I teach @dominooo.ooooooooooooooooooooooooooo.ooo.
At the same time, thank goodness I'm not the one teaching them to wrestle. I don't think I'm ready to teach them how to tank a chair shot like I teach @dominooo.ooooooooooooooooooooooooooo.ooo.
I'm amazed at how Chloe absorbs everything taught to her. I'm pretty sure she learned that level of photography with Gabrielle. Or daughter is definitely a genius, @valtoslaughter.bsky.social
January 18, 2026 at 6:48 PM
I'm amazed at how Chloe absorbs everything taught to her. I'm pretty sure she learned that level of photography with Gabrielle. Or daughter is definitely a genius, @valtoslaughter.bsky.social
Reposted by Alysson M. Gardner-McFarlane
@valtoslaughter.bsky.social and @alyxgardner.bsky.social weren’t kidding when they said Chloe has a knack for photography either!
January 18, 2026 at 5:28 PM
@valtoslaughter.bsky.social and @alyxgardner.bsky.social weren’t kidding when they said Chloe has a knack for photography either!
How lucky a bastard am I that, on her birthday, I got the glorious gift of being officially hers? Happy birthday, and happy anniversary, @valtoslaughter.bsky.social.
I'm yours and you're mine. Till the end of our days.
I'm yours and you're mine. Till the end of our days.
December 31, 2025 at 6:54 PM
How lucky a bastard am I that, on her birthday, I got the glorious gift of being officially hers? Happy birthday, and happy anniversary, @valtoslaughter.bsky.social.
I'm yours and you're mine. Till the end of our days.
I'm yours and you're mine. Till the end of our days.
I was thinking of having a little show with the SXR girls to showcase the young talent I've been incubating, and one of them suggested to make it an open invitation to all the girls. What do you think?
December 6, 2025 at 2:02 AM
I was thinking of having a little show with the SXR girls to showcase the young talent I've been incubating, and one of them suggested to make it an open invitation to all the girls. What do you think?
And here I thought bringing all the SXR girls to watch FFW Sabotage live would inspire them. Tonight did not need to be the crapshow it turned out to be, and I may be getting too old for this shit.
December 5, 2025 at 12:42 AM
And here I thought bringing all the SXR girls to watch FFW Sabotage live would inspire them. Tonight did not need to be the crapshow it turned out to be, and I may be getting too old for this shit.
So @jojoofthenorth.bsky.social challenged me to play as many FFW entrances I can remember on my guitar off the top of my head. Time to ruin a lot of rap themes.
November 25, 2025 at 8:21 PM
So @jojoofthenorth.bsky.social challenged me to play as many FFW entrances I can remember on my guitar off the top of my head. Time to ruin a lot of rap themes.
We've been together for almost 10 years now and I still get star-struck.
September 17, 2025 at 8:54 PM
We've been together for almost 10 years now and I still get star-struck.
Of course Domi would send it to everyone. Oh god, this is gonna be quite something.
There is a video. @dominooo.ooooooooooooooooooooooooooo.ooo sent me it.
100/10 did not expect to see the McFarlane-Gardner exhibition of SXR.
100/10 did not expect to see the McFarlane-Gardner exhibition of SXR.
My wife happened. And knowing my wife's students, there's a video of it somewhere.
August 31, 2025 at 2:29 PM
Of course Domi would send it to everyone. Oh god, this is gonna be quite something.
........ infinite Valerie......... 🤤
Morning in ID done.
Out with the wifey for the afternoon
Out with the wifey for the afternoon
August 29, 2025 at 7:25 PM
........ infinite Valerie......... 🤤
I look away for one second...
SXR BS of the day: A gave the birdies clear instructions for endurance class: after running the ropes, high-flyers should try tae suicide-dive into Polly tae leave the ring, techies and powers should baseball slide into me
One of the techies ✨tried✨ tae suicide-dive at me. Thing o' beauty that was
One of the techies ✨tried✨ tae suicide-dive at me. Thing o' beauty that was
June 25, 2025 at 10:04 PM
I look away for one second...
And now I have 5 Scottish girls singing nursery rhymes while other 4 trainees watch in utter bewilderment.
May 27, 2025 at 11:38 PM
And now I have 5 Scottish girls singing nursery rhymes while other 4 trainees watch in utter bewilderment.
Spoken like a 3rd-generation wrestler. Fuck my life, man. 🥴
My daughter just turned around to me and Alysson and said “if someone stole the cats, I’d be signing a main roster contract and fuck your consent”
Yep. She’s my dad’s grandkid 🤣
Yep. She’s my dad’s grandkid 🤣
May 24, 2025 at 12:44 AM
Spoken like a 3rd-generation wrestler. Fuck my life, man. 🥴
May 22, 2025 at 11:55 PM
I don't mean to brag, but... 🥰
May 22, 2025 at 11:26 PM
I don't mean to brag, but... 🥰
New display picture. Turns out there are some kickass photographers in this family.
May 8, 2025 at 11:44 PM
New display picture. Turns out there are some kickass photographers in this family.
From the bunker straight to the ER. Fun times for everyone.
April 17, 2025 at 4:10 AM
From the bunker straight to the ER. Fun times for everyone.
Promoting two Fledglings from SXR tonight - the first after @dominooo.ooooooooooooooooooooooooooo.ooo.
I'm so glad I brought the birdies along with me, and that they're so motivated following Dominique's success.
I'm so glad I brought the birdies along with me, and that they're so motivated following Dominique's success.
April 16, 2025 at 11:01 PM
Promoting two Fledglings from SXR tonight - the first after @dominooo.ooooooooooooooooooooooooooo.ooo.
I'm so glad I brought the birdies along with me, and that they're so motivated following Dominique's success.
I'm so glad I brought the birdies along with me, and that they're so motivated following Dominique's success.
Looks like there isn't a divorce in my future. Whew!
April 9, 2025 at 11:15 PM
Looks like there isn't a divorce in my future. Whew!
I have a sneaky suspicion I should be following this space a wee bit closer.
April 3, 2025 at 12:38 AM
I have a sneaky suspicion I should be following this space a wee bit closer.