My mom really died... that really happened... so...
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At last I can see life has been patiently waiting for me
And I know there's no guarantees, but I'm not alone
There comes a time in everyone's life
When all you can see are the years passing by
And I have made up my mind that those days are gone
And I know there's no guarantees, but I'm not alone
There comes a time in everyone's life
When all you can see are the years passing by
And I have made up my mind that those days are gone
I don't know how many time I have to tell y'all I'm a bad person before you believe me...
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November 26, 2025 at 2:35 AM
I don't know how many time I have to tell y'all I'm a bad person before you believe me...
My mom was the same way. She loved her TiVo SKIP feature. 😆
November 26, 2025 at 2:24 AM
My mom was the same way. She loved her TiVo SKIP feature. 😆
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Don't fuck around too much and ya won't find out. 😜😆
November 26, 2025 at 2:15 AM
Don't fuck around too much and ya won't find out. 😜😆
Of course. No need to ask!
November 26, 2025 at 2:14 AM
Of course. No need to ask!
Your marriage is gonna last forever.
November 26, 2025 at 2:13 AM
Your marriage is gonna last forever.
I'll be shocked if you escape the holiday season without seeing the commercials. 😆
November 26, 2025 at 2:04 AM
I'll be shocked if you escape the holiday season without seeing the commercials. 😆
Going out to smoke gives me a reason to leave this room... go outside... get out of this house... breathe in fresh, outdoor air. The irony isn't lost on me that I'm going out to smoke to get fresh air, but it's the best I can do right now.
November 26, 2025 at 2:04 AM
Going out to smoke gives me a reason to leave this room... go outside... get out of this house... breathe in fresh, outdoor air. The irony isn't lost on me that I'm going out to smoke to get fresh air, but it's the best I can do right now.
No idea what kind of marker it is... there's no erasing.
November 26, 2025 at 1:56 AM
No idea what kind of marker it is... there's no erasing.
I get that. I'm a born & raised Hoosier and there were times I wanted to kick ol' Reggie right in his dangly bits. 😆
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November 26, 2025 at 1:30 AM
I get that. I'm a born & raised Hoosier and there were times I wanted to kick ol' Reggie right in his dangly bits. 😆
It wouldn't even have to be a majority of us...
November 26, 2025 at 1:28 AM
It wouldn't even have to be a majority of us...
My hatred of the Knicks is foundational and goes back decades. 😜
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November 26, 2025 at 1:25 AM
My hatred of the Knicks is foundational and goes back decades. 😜