Alyson H
@alysonh-cd.bsky.social
Formerly @AlysonH_CD on Instagram, but left there because...well, you know.
Hottie 1% of the time, potato the other 99%. Fortunately you only get pictures of the hot times.
Pronouns: any are fine but I guess she / her fits this side of me best!
Hottie 1% of the time, potato the other 99%. Fortunately you only get pictures of the hot times.
Pronouns: any are fine but I guess she / her fits this side of me best!
I've been trying to learn the solo for Landslide for 10+ years
I can play it fine when I have a tab in front of me, but my brain absolutely refuses to memorise it
I can play it fine when I have a tab in front of me, but my brain absolutely refuses to memorise it
December 12, 2025 at 5:33 PM
I've been trying to learn the solo for Landslide for 10+ years
I can play it fine when I have a tab in front of me, but my brain absolutely refuses to memorise it
I can play it fine when I have a tab in front of me, but my brain absolutely refuses to memorise it
Should probably set expectations:
The next pics I post will probably not be very sexy, lol
(But the ones after that.... 👀)
The next pics I post will probably not be very sexy, lol
(But the ones after that.... 👀)
December 12, 2025 at 5:32 PM
Should probably set expectations:
The next pics I post will probably not be very sexy, lol
(But the ones after that.... 👀)
The next pics I post will probably not be very sexy, lol
(But the ones after that.... 👀)
Me: That's neither JimmyHere nor JimmyThere to me
December 3, 2025 at 1:36 AM
Me: That's neither JimmyHere nor JimmyThere to me
Respectfully, god DAMN
November 27, 2025 at 12:05 AM
Respectfully, god DAMN
I have this problem! Taking pics was so much easier when my camera didn't show individual skin cells
ps ur pretty
ps ur pretty
November 26, 2025 at 9:17 PM
I have this problem! Taking pics was so much easier when my camera didn't show individual skin cells
ps ur pretty
ps ur pretty
Ligma is bad choice for close range combat
November 26, 2025 at 8:23 PM
Ligma is bad choice for close range combat
Honestly you were cute before, but you're ethereal now
November 26, 2025 at 6:37 PM
Honestly you were cute before, but you're ethereal now
Literally the only reason I'm gonna play that game
October 4, 2025 at 1:20 AM
Literally the only reason I'm gonna play that game
I'd love to but I'm too busy fainting onto a chaise longue after after watching your sexy car wash for the 500th time
September 16, 2025 at 10:45 PM
I'd love to but I'm too busy fainting onto a chaise longue after after watching your sexy car wash for the 500th time
This is my main issue with this game, there's little or no reward for beating most of the tough challenges. I feel if you got, say, a mask shard for each boss you beat, that little added incentive would go a long way.
September 14, 2025 at 1:52 AM
This is my main issue with this game, there's little or no reward for beating most of the tough challenges. I feel if you got, say, a mask shard for each boss you beat, that little added incentive would go a long way.
He's also a self-described dom so that'd give me the severe ick even if his political views weren't dogshit
September 4, 2025 at 12:07 AM
He's also a self-described dom so that'd give me the severe ick even if his political views weren't dogshit
He also couldn't have written Gravity's Union because cars hadn't been invented then
September 4, 2025 at 12:05 AM
He also couldn't have written Gravity's Union because cars hadn't been invented then
Oh your wife teleported back?
August 31, 2025 at 10:28 PM
Oh your wife teleported back?
Yeah yeah safety concerns sure, whatever
This house is rad as hell and I want to go to there
This house is rad as hell and I want to go to there
August 31, 2025 at 10:22 PM
Yeah yeah safety concerns sure, whatever
This house is rad as hell and I want to go to there
This house is rad as hell and I want to go to there
You are absolutely breathtaking!
August 15, 2025 at 2:28 AM
You are absolutely breathtaking!
Holy wow, carrying an actual, heavy ass electric guitar around all day is real commitment! @thespherehunter.bsky.social
August 7, 2025 at 12:56 AM
Holy wow, carrying an actual, heavy ass electric guitar around all day is real commitment! @thespherehunter.bsky.social
Area karaoke bar explodes onto flames due to too much hotness
July 25, 2025 at 1:48 AM
Area karaoke bar explodes onto flames due to too much hotness
I'm so glad to hear it was a positive and affirming environment! As soon as I heard the pitch (in an episode that mentioned how parasocial the fans can be) I was worried it *could* have veered into skeezy territory, but you all balanced the funny and the sexy perfectly!
July 24, 2025 at 11:04 PM
I'm so glad to hear it was a positive and affirming environment! As soon as I heard the pitch (in an episode that mentioned how parasocial the fans can be) I was worried it *could* have veered into skeezy territory, but you all balanced the funny and the sexy perfectly!