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@alxthymia.bsky.social
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Why is it called breathe. Why not people air?
May 29, 2025 at 10:25 PM
Why is it called breathe. Why not people air?
I don’t want to go to Australia
May 7, 2025 at 3:48 AM
I don’t want to go to Australia
Why is my leg wet?
May 5, 2025 at 1:12 AM
Why is my leg wet?
The kids…the hOrses 🥴 what’s next?
May 4, 2025 at 2:40 AM
The kids…the hOrses 🥴 what’s next?
‘I wish I could skip in real life’
“I think that’s called sleep”
“I think that’s called sleep”
May 3, 2025 at 12:31 AM
‘I wish I could skip in real life’
“I think that’s called sleep”
“I think that’s called sleep”
Duck mushroom
April 28, 2025 at 12:34 AM
Duck mushroom
I was driving the chulupa
April 25, 2025 at 5:12 AM
I was driving the chulupa
Titties and TouchTunes
April 25, 2025 at 4:50 AM
Titties and TouchTunes
Who’s gay in here I need help.
April 24, 2025 at 2:22 AM
Who’s gay in here I need help.
We could hug horizontal
April 21, 2025 at 2:10 AM
We could hug horizontal
ITS NOT MY UTERUS
April 19, 2025 at 6:13 PM
ITS NOT MY UTERUS
Everything is long
April 17, 2025 at 11:27 PM
Everything is long
She’s pregnant in the morning???
April 17, 2025 at 6:34 PM
She’s pregnant in the morning???
The weed pickle
April 17, 2025 at 6:10 PM
The weed pickle
Is it still walking the dog if you’re in a wheelchair?
April 15, 2025 at 9:28 PM
Is it still walking the dog if you’re in a wheelchair?
“a butterfly eating a cheeseburger”
April 12, 2025 at 9:20 PM
“a butterfly eating a cheeseburger”
“Whatever that level is I reached it”
“What’s the level?”
“I don’t know what the level is but I’ve reached it.”
“What’s the level?”
“I don’t know what the level is but I’ve reached it.”
April 12, 2025 at 6:17 PM
“Whatever that level is I reached it”
“What’s the level?”
“I don’t know what the level is but I’ve reached it.”
“What’s the level?”
“I don’t know what the level is but I’ve reached it.”
Children WITH PARASITES??!
April 10, 2025 at 1:24 AM
Children WITH PARASITES??!
So my mom does this thing where she will send me Asiangymtoks and a lot of them will be like “target belly fat.” I like to think she’s just sharing a cool video and wondering what my opinion is on the exercise and but I know
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I know
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I know what she’s trying to say about me.
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I know
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I know what she’s trying to say about me.
April 9, 2025 at 2:30 AM
So my mom does this thing where she will send me Asiangymtoks and a lot of them will be like “target belly fat.” I like to think she’s just sharing a cool video and wondering what my opinion is on the exercise and but I know
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I know
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I know what she’s trying to say about me.
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I know
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I know what she’s trying to say about me.
Stop it! You’re sniffing me weird!
April 7, 2025 at 9:59 PM
Stop it! You’re sniffing me weird!
Do we need the letter C?
April 6, 2025 at 7:45 PM
Do we need the letter C?
So many rappers
April 5, 2025 at 5:30 AM
So many rappers
This is Jake.
April 3, 2025 at 5:09 AM
This is Jake.