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Aw, now why you wanna do “Eye-gore” like that?
November 30, 2025 at 7:58 PM
Aw, now why you wanna do “Eye-gore” like that?
Or, you know, just skip it. Most of my family voted for this shit that’s separating families, starving children, and taking away health insurance. I’m in no mood to celebrate anything with them.
November 28, 2025 at 3:21 AM
Or, you know, just skip it. Most of my family voted for this shit that’s separating families, starving children, and taking away health insurance. I’m in no mood to celebrate anything with them.
Always handy to have that asset for the perfect day, eh trumpy?
a man in a white t-shirt with the words in the pocket for later use written above him
ALT: a man in a white t-shirt with the words in the pocket for later use written above him
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November 27, 2025 at 6:45 PM
Always handy to have that asset for the perfect day, eh trumpy?
I hear they’re going up to $86.47.
November 26, 2025 at 1:45 AM
I hear they’re going up to $86.47.
THOSE two fools are chuckling at a roast of someone based on appearance that they didn’t even have the capacity to create without the use of AI?
November 24, 2025 at 1:38 PM
THOSE two fools are chuckling at a roast of someone based on appearance that they didn’t even have the capacity to create without the use of AI?
Adding “ , MBA” after one’s name might be the most white male thing you could do.
November 24, 2025 at 5:17 AM
Adding “ , MBA” after one’s name might be the most white male thing you could do.
You know, I was wondering what we should name the new 3rd party. Luigitians rolls off the tongue.
November 24, 2025 at 3:22 AM
You know, I was wondering what we should name the new 3rd party. Luigitians rolls off the tongue.
Gramps gotta bundle up.
November 23, 2025 at 4:47 AM
Gramps gotta bundle up.
Normally I’d say 15-20 minutes, but she likes them old so I’ll guess the viagra drags it on longer than she signed on for.
November 22, 2025 at 11:58 AM
Normally I’d say 15-20 minutes, but she likes them old so I’ll guess the viagra drags it on longer than she signed on for.
He was enamored with AOC at first, too.
November 21, 2025 at 10:25 PM
He was enamored with AOC at first, too.
Before or after being Bondied?
November 20, 2025 at 5:50 PM
Before or after being Bondied?
Can’t wait to call them Welfare Peens.
November 20, 2025 at 12:06 AM
Can’t wait to call them Welfare Peens.
Always moving the goal posts to rig the game.
November 19, 2025 at 2:39 PM
Always moving the goal posts to rig the game.
I believe it is alpaca.
November 17, 2025 at 4:56 PM
I believe it is alpaca.
Tell me he had the flu and the airline lost his luggage on this trip.
November 15, 2025 at 2:48 AM
Tell me he had the flu and the airline lost his luggage on this trip.
Will this be like when Gilligan got hit with a second coconut and his brain went back to normal? We could only hope.
November 13, 2025 at 7:10 PM
Will this be like when Gilligan got hit with a second coconut and his brain went back to normal? We could only hope.
She’ll buckle right after she unbuckles.
November 12, 2025 at 6:12 PM
She’ll buckle right after she unbuckles.
Don’t forget your ID!
a man wearing a wig and sunglasses is wearing headphones
ALT: a man wearing a wig and sunglasses is wearing headphones
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November 11, 2025 at 5:49 PM
Don’t forget your ID!
I think Four Seasons Landscaping is in that shopping center.
November 11, 2025 at 5:48 PM
I think Four Seasons Landscaping is in that shopping center.