@alvin29.bsky.social
I gotta make a road trip out there one day! 💸💸💸
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November 18, 2025 at 3:10 AM
I gotta make a road trip out there one day! 💸💸💸
*ahem* 🙋🏻♂️
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November 14, 2025 at 10:16 PM
*ahem* 🙋🏻♂️
Can confirm after receiving several hugs from you that you also smell incredibly divine! 🥰
November 13, 2025 at 9:09 PM
Can confirm after receiving several hugs from you that you also smell incredibly divine! 🥰
Boo. Fuck bills. 🤬😑 If this offer still stands tomorrow, I got you.
November 13, 2025 at 7:05 PM
Boo. Fuck bills. 🤬😑 If this offer still stands tomorrow, I got you.
Say less
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November 13, 2025 at 6:57 PM
Say less
I’ll join in so you won’t feel alone 😏💞
November 13, 2025 at 6:52 PM
I’ll join in so you won’t feel alone 😏💞
Welp, good game everybody but I’m out now! 😳🥵🍆💦
#NonstopNuttingNovember
#NonstopNuttingNovember
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November 13, 2025 at 6:28 PM
Welp, good game everybody but I’m out now! 😳🥵🍆💦
#NonstopNuttingNovember
#NonstopNuttingNovember
Ooooooorrrrr you can drop it over to those who have subbed to you on your OF 😏
November 13, 2025 at 3:51 AM
Ooooooorrrrr you can drop it over to those who have subbed to you on your OF 😏
Well there’s only one solution to that then. 🤣
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November 12, 2025 at 9:25 PM
Well there’s only one solution to that then. 🤣
Just doing my best to help put a smile on your face! 😉
November 11, 2025 at 4:15 PM
Just doing my best to help put a smile on your face! 😉
Absolutely nothing to be anxious about! From what I saw in person at Exxxotica, you’re absolutely stunning in every way possible!! 😍
November 11, 2025 at 3:47 PM
Absolutely nothing to be anxious about! From what I saw in person at Exxxotica, you’re absolutely stunning in every way possible!! 😍
Sorry to hear that hun. Here’s Bubbas sending you lots of love & positive vibes!
November 7, 2025 at 1:28 PM
Sorry to hear that hun. Here’s Bubbas sending you lots of love & positive vibes!
I mean you should let us tip you for the privilege & opportunity to get the chance to help make you cum then! 🥹🙏
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November 5, 2025 at 10:38 PM
I mean you should let us tip you for the privilege & opportunity to get the chance to help make you cum then! 🥹🙏
I mean why go back to your car when someone can get you the Lovense Ferri so you can wear it while you’re in public & they can help get you off when you least expect it? 😼
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November 5, 2025 at 10:27 PM
I mean why go back to your car when someone can get you the Lovense Ferri so you can wear it while you’re in public & they can help get you off when you least expect it? 😼
It’s ok love. Did you get the Amazon gifts I sent you?
November 3, 2025 at 8:12 PM
It’s ok love. Did you get the Amazon gifts I sent you?
But are there 7 of them & are they evil?! 😏
October 30, 2025 at 4:04 PM
But are there 7 of them & are they evil?! 😏
Oh, I intend to spoil you even more! Just you wait!! 😉🎁
October 30, 2025 at 3:20 PM
Oh, I intend to spoil you even more! Just you wait!! 😉🎁
*proceeds to make 91.9 email accounts so I can follow you on here*
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October 30, 2025 at 12:13 AM
*proceeds to make 91.9 email accounts so I can follow you on here*