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OG AltGov. that’s now here. ANTIFA General.
Because the fuckers who run @hhsofficial.bsky.social more specifically the FDA, are hateful assholes looking only to make themselves money. They sent out a new PMAP guidance (performance eval) while most ppl are on vacation. And let me tell you it’s some fucking shit! 🧵🧵

First what did they send:
December 19, 2025 at 5:49 PM
This is a special Spam in the Gears! This study will harm children and is redoing known work for no reason other than maha bull shit. Read the thread and send an email/ make a call.
December 19, 2025 at 5:26 PM
Good morning ppl! And here it is, the first tangible way the FDA has begun to falter. This breaks my heart and no one internally has said shit about it!

www.npr.org/2025/12/16/n...
December 16, 2025 at 1:16 PM
December 12, 2025 at 5:30 PM
This is fun and full of so much innovation. Kegsbreath want you to use AI! When really all they created was a fucking launch page. If you want to email him about it, see the last pic.
December 9, 2025 at 9:04 PM
For my fellow feds that need some help this holiday. Here is the non-linked in link: lnkd.in/eBhZuJaQ. And the Linked in Link: www.linkedin.com/posts/we-are...? Please spread to those that you know could use this. Thanks!
December 9, 2025 at 6:20 PM
Lowly’s human car is rolling out a presser tour to help shore up the Christian right and keep that support. I don’t think he knows that they hate the Catholics.
December 9, 2025 at 3:39 PM
There are fucking age groups and each age group has unique types of death. What are those age groups?
December 5, 2025 at 5:43 PM
(2/2) this crushing blow does not mean I’m giving the fuck up though. I am steeled and here till the end! Fuck these Darwin deserving grifting disease giving ass kissing shit holes.

Found a chart of who the FDA has lost.
December 4, 2025 at 2:55 PM
I’m a MONSTER don’t fucking look at me…. Just kidding but I am ded at my Bsk Harvest of most used words.
December 3, 2025 at 5:06 PM
You can read the whole guidance here:
December 2, 2025 at 6:03 PM
To day we have a very special #Spaminthegears for you. I’m only at work 2 days a week and the rest in SanFran for the @hhsofficial.bsky.social would like to hear from you about vaccines. You can email him here: [email protected]
December 2, 2025 at 5:33 PM
On 12/10/25 Malarky will be hosting a panel to talk your Low T. The panel has not been announced yet but I’m sure it will be full of rappers no one listens anymore, washed up sportsballs ppl and the Liver King. You job is to say you’re attending via this website. www.fda.gov/patients/fda...
December 1, 2025 at 6:32 PM
Now back to those “” I dropped on the reformulation and special instructions. Let’s start with the special handling instruction.
November 25, 2025 at 9:44 PM
Good morning ppl! Last week twitter rolled out a location tag on accounts. Ppl are losing their fucking minds over the fact that théir MERICA influencer is in Pakistan! Don’t worry though, I am where I say I am. Where is altNPS from😉
November 25, 2025 at 1:12 PM
My good ppl! Those mother fuckers at ICE are being the biggest kuk bitches that they can be. Please call 1-886-347-2423 and report the space aliens taking our fucking cows and raising beef prices! @muellershewrote.com #Spaminthegears
November 21, 2025 at 3:23 PM
It’s been a hot moment since we have had a good Spam in the Gears. But this one is fruit on the vine, ready for picking. Please ask them for solutions to better ? 🤣😂🤣😂

[email protected]
November 20, 2025 at 6:01 PM
It’s a 2 page document and man does it go fucking hard! Look at this right here!
November 20, 2025 at 5:28 PM
After being told the lie about the testing was false, they were told to look for other sources of the bacteria. They did not look for those sources.
November 11, 2025 at 6:16 PM
They blamed the third party lab for bad test results directly to the FDA! The lab came back with receipts and proved that lie to be false.
November 11, 2025 at 6:16 PM
Let’s take each photo on its own and break it down for you. In this we see that a sample was taken from a “lot separation” a “pause” in manufacturing for testing and it helps separates our portions of material if they are deemed bad. This is done when the production line never stops. (1/3)
November 11, 2025 at 6:16 PM
I am so fucking shocked and angered that that all happened. And I believe it’s why By Heart voluntary pulled all its formula. They repeated théir previous violations and are trying to get ahead of it. What were those violations? Let me break this down for you.
November 11, 2025 at 6:16 PM
It must be eat fucking cake day for the Gov. this one is from DoI.
November 4, 2025 at 6:11 PM
Everyone is like I’m at risk! Look at that study size blah the fuck blah! I direct you tho the photo below and the highlighted areas. And let me spell out what they mean and mind you, this is the opening to the fucking article and tell you all you need to know and not read further!
November 4, 2025 at 5:42 PM
This was just given to me and it’s rich coming from a puppy killer cunt full of Botox riding in a tax payer paid for private jet.

Eat cake you fucking bitches…
November 4, 2025 at 4:02 PM