Al Dente
@alternativefact.bsky.social
There is a thin line between democracy and mob rule. Master of the dad joke. Natural born wise ass. Humor is anger turned sideways.
That's it. The President Elon bought is broken and Peter Theil wants to own the replacement. Suspicious how early it is in the process. Is Trump ok?
December 19, 2025 at 3:08 PM
That's it. The President Elon bought is broken and Peter Theil wants to own the replacement. Suspicious how early it is in the process. Is Trump ok?
What's next, renaming Washington DC Trump DC?
December 18, 2025 at 8:36 PM
What's next, renaming Washington DC Trump DC?
Where can I go for my refund? Will I have to claim it as income on my taxes?
December 18, 2025 at 4:40 PM
Where can I go for my refund? Will I have to claim it as income on my taxes?
The State of the Union ought to be a doozy
December 18, 2025 at 4:39 PM
The State of the Union ought to be a doozy
But it will be the biggest recession the likes of which have never been seen before and its needed to reset the economy and windmills, the weave (no, not my hair, that's a lunatic leftist hoax) and will have the greatest ballroom and the grandest Arch and they will both be decorated with gold.
December 16, 2025 at 2:59 PM
But it will be the biggest recession the likes of which have never been seen before and its needed to reset the economy and windmills, the weave (no, not my hair, that's a lunatic leftist hoax) and will have the greatest ballroom and the grandest Arch and they will both be decorated with gold.
Our president - ladies and gentlemen. Both bully and wimp. Does that make him a Wully or a Bimp?
December 15, 2025 at 4:17 PM
Our president - ladies and gentlemen. Both bully and wimp. Does that make him a Wully or a Bimp?
Fatso is too buoyant to drown.
December 12, 2025 at 12:00 PM
Fatso is too buoyant to drown.
If 3% less was imported (supply) and demand stayed the same the result would be a corresponding price increase. This is what the administration doesn't get. Trade deficits have no relation to affordability. We are losing the battle and the war.
December 11, 2025 at 8:59 PM
If 3% less was imported (supply) and demand stayed the same the result would be a corresponding price increase. This is what the administration doesn't get. Trade deficits have no relation to affordability. We are losing the battle and the war.
Hopefully soon he will swim with the fishes.
December 10, 2025 at 5:00 PM
Hopefully soon he will swim with the fishes.
The swirl is rounding the toilet for its last few laps.
December 10, 2025 at 3:36 PM
The swirl is rounding the toilet for its last few laps.
Trump is on the record that Netflix/Warner is problematic. However, no one at Netflix is in the Trump sphere of influence so there's nothing in it for him. Paramount paid a $16 million bribe to Trump to get their merger approved. And now, Paramount is looking to expand even further.
December 8, 2025 at 4:14 PM
Trump is on the record that Netflix/Warner is problematic. However, no one at Netflix is in the Trump sphere of influence so there's nothing in it for him. Paramount paid a $16 million bribe to Trump to get their merger approved. And now, Paramount is looking to expand even further.
Is this what happens when a bush isn't properly coifed?
December 7, 2025 at 4:38 PM
Is this what happens when a bush isn't properly coifed?
Now you can see what Melania faces.
December 7, 2025 at 4:29 PM
Now you can see what Melania faces.
While this is distressing at face value - current polling is showing discontent from registered Republicans. District alignment will do little to stop the avalanche.
December 5, 2025 at 5:48 PM
While this is distressing at face value - current polling is showing discontent from registered Republicans. District alignment will do little to stop the avalanche.
So, a pardon in the making?
December 5, 2025 at 3:41 PM
So, a pardon in the making?
Accidents are caused by unplanned developments. It will be impossible to account for every possible development in self driving logic. Between unaccounted for scenarios and system failures self driving cars are feasible but will be no more safe the those driven by humans.
December 5, 2025 at 3:37 PM
Accidents are caused by unplanned developments. It will be impossible to account for every possible development in self driving logic. Between unaccounted for scenarios and system failures self driving cars are feasible but will be no more safe the those driven by humans.
Somalis are corrupt because of Covid relief schemes. And what about the following?
December 4, 2025 at 4:30 PM
Somalis are corrupt because of Covid relief schemes. And what about the following?
All so Trump can pardon the perpetrator.
December 4, 2025 at 4:26 PM
All so Trump can pardon the perpetrator.
Trump is now regularly undermining the will of the people by ignoring the findings of grand juries and trial juries to make these crimes disappear. The is pure and simple a moral hazard for those who can afford it. This is extrajudicial executive action.
December 4, 2025 at 1:49 PM
Trump is now regularly undermining the will of the people by ignoring the findings of grand juries and trial juries to make these crimes disappear. The is pure and simple a moral hazard for those who can afford it. This is extrajudicial executive action.
Sounds like its not working for Trump
December 4, 2025 at 2:24 AM
Sounds like its not working for Trump
ADP provides payroll services. For an employer to pay you, you need to give him your social security number. Immigrants don't have social security numbers, so they can't be paid by ADP. Their departure cannot possibly be reflected in these numbers. There are fewer legal employees being paid.
December 3, 2025 at 5:25 PM
ADP provides payroll services. For an employer to pay you, you need to give him your social security number. Immigrants don't have social security numbers, so they can't be paid by ADP. Their departure cannot possibly be reflected in these numbers. There are fewer legal employees being paid.
Shouldn't they be called "Dell Accounts"?
December 2, 2025 at 2:47 PM
Shouldn't they be called "Dell Accounts"?
Why MRI Isn’t Routine
MRI is diagnostic, not preventive. It’s used to investigate specific problems (e.g., unexplained pain, neurological symptoms, suspected cancer spread).
No guideline recommends MRI as a screening tool for asymptomatic older adults.
MRI is diagnostic, not preventive. It’s used to investigate specific problems (e.g., unexplained pain, neurological symptoms, suspected cancer spread).
No guideline recommends MRI as a screening tool for asymptomatic older adults.
December 1, 2025 at 10:43 PM
Why MRI Isn’t Routine
MRI is diagnostic, not preventive. It’s used to investigate specific problems (e.g., unexplained pain, neurological symptoms, suspected cancer spread).
No guideline recommends MRI as a screening tool for asymptomatic older adults.
MRI is diagnostic, not preventive. It’s used to investigate specific problems (e.g., unexplained pain, neurological symptoms, suspected cancer spread).
No guideline recommends MRI as a screening tool for asymptomatic older adults.
All they found was Lindsey Graham
December 1, 2025 at 10:07 PM
All they found was Lindsey Graham