Altaico🐯(🦊)
@altaico.dad
Tiger shenanigans and ramblings. Certified alarm/access control systems fucker arounder.
Married to a Dingo
@Tigerfoxtail from twitter
Not for consumption by Minors.
Parental safety is advised
Monster Fuckers United: https://t.me/+NPSwOFdiWxpiYTE7
Married to a Dingo
@Tigerfoxtail from twitter
Not for consumption by Minors.
Parental safety is advised
Monster Fuckers United: https://t.me/+NPSwOFdiWxpiYTE7
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Altaico🐯(🦊)
@altaico.dad
· Nov 7
OMG @nareganoart.bsky.social did absolutely amazing with this.
im so happy I'd be lying if i said it didn't make my day !
im so happy I'd be lying if i said it didn't make my day !
wicked: for goo
wicked: for goo
wicked: for goo
December 4, 2025 at 12:13 AM
wicked: for goo
wicked: for goo
wicked: for goo
i never thought I'd be sitting in a movie theater with my husband who is drinking out of one of the main characters severed heads
December 4, 2025 at 12:11 AM
i never thought I'd be sitting in a movie theater with my husband who is drinking out of one of the main characters severed heads
just serving up dinner over here.
eat as much as you like.
eat as much as you like.
December 3, 2025 at 10:01 PM
just serving up dinner over here.
eat as much as you like.
eat as much as you like.
weird tangent.... i get that saline is only temporary for injections, but why would you risk the complications of silicone injection?
like .. you'd risk embolism for bigger balls?
like .. you'd risk embolism for bigger balls?
December 1, 2025 at 2:46 AM
weird tangent.... i get that saline is only temporary for injections, but why would you risk the complications of silicone injection?
like .. you'd risk embolism for bigger balls?
like .. you'd risk embolism for bigger balls?
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November 29, 2025 at 6:59 PM
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*Unintelligible monkey noises*
Go check it out :>
Go check it out :>
November 29, 2025 at 9:57 PM
*Unintelligible monkey noises*
Go check it out :>
Go check it out :>
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Cookin' somethin' for the pay site
It's gonna be uh
gooey
It's gonna be uh
gooey
November 29, 2025 at 6:59 PM
Cookin' somethin' for the pay site
It's gonna be uh
gooey
It's gonna be uh
gooey
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cw// wet-check, embarassment, exhibition
he'd never admit it, so.
you had to check for yourself
he'd never admit it, so.
you had to check for yourself
November 27, 2025 at 9:06 PM
cw// wet-check, embarassment, exhibition
he'd never admit it, so.
you had to check for yourself
he'd never admit it, so.
you had to check for yourself
just so you know i prefer thickness over length but i absolutely dont mind either or neither so long as you know how to FUCK.
November 28, 2025 at 4:22 AM
just so you know i prefer thickness over length but i absolutely dont mind either or neither so long as you know how to FUCK.
i just saw an old lady hook turn into a parking spot, almost hit a car, drive through to the spot in front of it , then back up again to the spot she pulled through, and she still parked crooked.
November 25, 2025 at 1:27 PM
i just saw an old lady hook turn into a parking spot, almost hit a car, drive through to the spot in front of it , then back up again to the spot she pulled through, and she still parked crooked.
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October 22, 2025 at 2:08 PM
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13oct - ‘the curious and quite dreadful sensation of being forgotten’
November 18, 2025 at 3:26 AM
13oct - ‘the curious and quite dreadful sensation of being forgotten’
i am, for lack of a better term, in my own opinion, unsure.
November 24, 2025 at 2:11 PM
i am, for lack of a better term, in my own opinion, unsure.
i realize like 90% of my content is nsfw.
that's mostly because my free time is taken up by .. uhh... things?
that's mostly because my free time is taken up by .. uhh... things?
November 24, 2025 at 12:37 PM
i realize like 90% of my content is nsfw.
that's mostly because my free time is taken up by .. uhh... things?
that's mostly because my free time is taken up by .. uhh... things?
what is it with balls just... being in the way all the time, ughhhhh
November 24, 2025 at 12:36 PM
what is it with balls just... being in the way all the time, ughhhhh
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Self care is takin' a moment to nurture a new main character.
Meet Deacon, y'all.
Be sweet to the rottie and he'll be sweet to you!
Meet Deacon, y'all.
Be sweet to the rottie and he'll be sweet to you!
November 23, 2025 at 12:51 AM
Self care is takin' a moment to nurture a new main character.
Meet Deacon, y'all.
Be sweet to the rottie and he'll be sweet to you!
Meet Deacon, y'all.
Be sweet to the rottie and he'll be sweet to you!
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More Deacon
Prepare your face, pup. He's about to get real comfy
Prepare your face, pup. He's about to get real comfy
November 24, 2025 at 3:40 AM
More Deacon
Prepare your face, pup. He's about to get real comfy
Prepare your face, pup. He's about to get real comfy
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Here's some Slippy's from that one big page that I just like
November 21, 2025 at 9:49 PM
Here's some Slippy's from that one big page that I just like
hoooweee im gonna fill up your tank so good i swear
November 23, 2025 at 5:23 AM
hoooweee im gonna fill up your tank so good i swear
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since it's not gonna be on the page, have a cancelled butt
November 22, 2025 at 12:23 AM
since it's not gonna be on the page, have a cancelled butt
Is it weird that I absolutely hate the fact that if nobody is taking control of a situation, my brain immediately makes me step in and be management.
November 20, 2025 at 3:23 PM
Is it weird that I absolutely hate the fact that if nobody is taking control of a situation, my brain immediately makes me step in and be management.
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You ever just...
*Send anonymous request to Frito-Lay asking for Cheetos Paws to make a return, but write it like you're like a Shinra Top level executive*
*Send anonymous request to Frito-Lay asking for Cheetos Paws to make a return, but write it like you're like a Shinra Top level executive*
November 19, 2025 at 5:45 PM
You ever just...
*Send anonymous request to Frito-Lay asking for Cheetos Paws to make a return, but write it like you're like a Shinra Top level executive*
*Send anonymous request to Frito-Lay asking for Cheetos Paws to make a return, but write it like you're like a Shinra Top level executive*
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reach out to your friends
unless they're into fisting
then you reach into your friends instead
unless they're into fisting
then you reach into your friends instead
November 18, 2025 at 10:04 PM
reach out to your friends
unless they're into fisting
then you reach into your friends instead
unless they're into fisting
then you reach into your friends instead