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That's kind of my point. They're the best players in the league, so they get MVPs when they have the best stats. Facts over vibes.
November 15, 2025 at 3:53 AM
1. The only thing Cal is better than Judge at is catching pitches.

2. In recent memory, when has that "most valuable" semantics thing ever turned into a deserving MVP win? Austin Hedges is the vibes guy for the Guardians, and I'm not saying he's the AL MVP.
November 15, 2025 at 3:52 AM
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November 13, 2025 at 2:57 AM
THE FUMBLERSSSSSSSSSS #Survivor
November 13, 2025 at 2:25 AM
They're fumbling this, aren't they? #Survivor
November 13, 2025 at 2:25 AM
WEIRD WEIRD WEIRD WEIRD #Survivor
November 13, 2025 at 2:16 AM
This is absolute delusion from Rizo, especially from the rock bottom. Like Amy's Baking Company levels of delusion. #Survivor
November 13, 2025 at 2:08 AM
RIZO YOU DUMBFUCK #Survivor
November 13, 2025 at 2:06 AM
SHE'S STIRRING SHIT SECONDS IN I'M SCREAMING #Survivor
November 13, 2025 at 2:05 AM
Savannah seeing Rizo thinking about not playing his idol when he's the target #Survivor
a woman in a car says you guys are in a crisis i m on my way
Alt: a woman in a car says you guys are in a crisis i'm on my way
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November 13, 2025 at 1:56 AM
OKAYYYYYY this is a nice twist #Survivor
November 13, 2025 at 1:52 AM
This is the block a vote from 44, right? #Survivor
November 13, 2025 at 1:51 AM