Alberto Florida Man
@alschulman.bsky.social
Retired and leaving the world's problems to the next generations. Hope you do better than we did. Columbus Crew fan. Boynton Beach, FL
Welp, as if a day in Cincitucky wasn’t enough penance after a loss, my 6 PM flight to FLL was on time at 4, delayed until 8:30 at 4:30, and cancelled at 8, at which point I was already in a rental car half an hour south on a lovely 15 hr drive and a brisket sandwich for dinner 🙄
November 10, 2025 at 2:32 AM
Welp, as if a day in Cincitucky wasn’t enough penance after a loss, my 6 PM flight to FLL was on time at 4, delayed until 8:30 at 4:30, and cancelled at 8, at which point I was already in a rental car half an hour south on a lovely 15 hr drive and a brisket sandwich for dinner 🙄
Respected by everyone. Hall Of Famer.
November 9, 2025 at 2:07 AM
Respected by everyone. Hall Of Famer.
Looks like my flight in is fine, but I STG if my flight out of Cincinnati gets scrubbed I’m filing a federal lawsuit because that’s cruel and unusual punishment. #crew96 #hellisreal
November 8, 2025 at 1:37 AM
Looks like my flight in is fine, but I STG if my flight out of Cincinnati gets scrubbed I’m filing a federal lawsuit because that’s cruel and unusual punishment. #crew96 #hellisreal
It’s actually the highest rated pizza in a fairly pizza-dense area.
November 5, 2025 at 8:33 PM
It’s actually the highest rated pizza in a fairly pizza-dense area.
A Maradona pizza? Hold my beer.
November 5, 2025 at 8:06 PM
A Maradona pizza? Hold my beer.
Let me try to explain this a different way. Here are 4 issues: immigration, Trump, the country's direction, and trans rights. If you were a REPUBLICAN strategist, which would you want to talk about as much as possible:
Down 56-41
Down 60-37
Down 65-32
Up 50-46
?
Down 56-41
Down 60-37
Down 65-32
Up 50-46
?
November 5, 2025 at 6:49 PM
Let me try to explain this a different way. Here are 4 issues: immigration, Trump, the country's direction, and trans rights. If you were a REPUBLICAN strategist, which would you want to talk about as much as possible:
Down 56-41
Down 60-37
Down 65-32
Up 50-46
?
Down 56-41
Down 60-37
Down 65-32
Up 50-46
?
For your viewing pleasure.
November 3, 2025 at 4:03 AM
For your viewing pleasure.
November 3, 2025 at 12:49 AM
Define animals.
November 1, 2025 at 3:34 AM
Define animals.
My new favorite nerd joke.
October 30, 2025 at 1:22 AM
My new favorite nerd joke.
I have finished Duolingo Spanish. Like… the whole thing. I am convinced nobody has ever done this before, because everyone else must have some kind of life. BTW, at the end you get 50 bonus points. I was expecting a parade.
October 29, 2025 at 1:06 PM
I have finished Duolingo Spanish. Like… the whole thing. I am convinced nobody has ever done this before, because everyone else must have some kind of life. BTW, at the end you get 50 bonus points. I was expecting a parade.
Sorry Ted. Nobody is going to be pulling for a team with Suarez and a casual fan base that doesn’t know any chant other than “Messi, Messi, Messi”.
I am a Miami STM and I go so I can quietly hope the visitors win.
I am a Miami STM and I go so I can quietly hope the visitors win.
October 28, 2025 at 2:31 PM
Sorry Ted. Nobody is going to be pulling for a team with Suarez and a casual fan base that doesn’t know any chant other than “Messi, Messi, Messi”.
I am a Miami STM and I go so I can quietly hope the visitors win.
I am a Miami STM and I go so I can quietly hope the visitors win.
Fotmob is wrong.
October 27, 2025 at 9:56 PM
Fotmob is wrong.
They are fighting for second place TBH. Here are your gold and silver medalists.
October 27, 2025 at 1:17 PM
They are fighting for second place TBH. Here are your gold and silver medalists.
Fun keepy-uppy sequence. Almost got to play 😂
October 25, 2025 at 1:18 AM
Fun keepy-uppy sequence. Almost got to play 😂
Here are fotmob player ratings for the 2025 season. I would say mid was being a bit generous. As I said, the things he does to change the game aren’t counted. There’s no stat for not getting pressed or stabilizing possession. Based on these other ratings and his actual contribution he is an 8.
October 21, 2025 at 5:06 PM
Here are fotmob player ratings for the 2025 season. I would say mid was being a bit generous. As I said, the things he does to change the game aren’t counted. There’s no stat for not getting pressed or stabilizing possession. Based on these other ratings and his actual contribution he is an 8.
FBRef says Sun., Sat., and Wed. League and Ticketmaster aren’t telling. I generally don’t doubt Morgan but much better for me if FBref is right 🤷♂️
October 19, 2025 at 5:21 PM
FBRef says Sun., Sat., and Wed. League and Ticketmaster aren’t telling. I generally don’t doubt Morgan but much better for me if FBref is right 🤷♂️
Some of my favorite signs from the VERY impressive turnout at one of twelve Palm Beach County protests. #nokings #nokingsday
October 18, 2025 at 6:55 PM
Some of my favorite signs from the VERY impressive turnout at one of twelve Palm Beach County protests. #nokings #nokingsday
Continuation of 1 of 12 #nokingsday demonstrations in Palm Beach County.
October 18, 2025 at 4:42 PM
Continuation of 1 of 12 #nokingsday demonstrations in Palm Beach County.
October 18, 2025 at 3:35 PM