Sam
@alprazosam.bsky.social
pharmD. cat mom. aspiring lottery winner. unapologetically pro-abortion.
I don’t know what we’re going wrong at the pharmacy. They keep cutting our hours saying we’re not filling more prescriptions than before we absorbed multiple RA. Our pickup line is non stop for 10 hours a day. We can’t fill rxs because we’re constantly using techs as cashiers
December 22, 2025 at 5:09 PM
I don’t know what we’re going wrong at the pharmacy. They keep cutting our hours saying we’re not filling more prescriptions than before we absorbed multiple RA. Our pickup line is non stop for 10 hours a day. We can’t fill rxs because we’re constantly using techs as cashiers
Things like to vanish in our house. I can’t find multiple things I know I had but don’t know where they went.
December 22, 2025 at 4:20 PM
Things like to vanish in our house. I can’t find multiple things I know I had but don’t know where they went.
I called to confirm our cruise reservation and spoke to a very nice woman. After I hung up I realized I forgot to book daily excursions so I called back and got the same lady. I was like “hey did I just talk to you??” And she’s like “lmao yes hi Samantha I promise I’m not the only one working today”
December 22, 2025 at 3:44 PM
I called to confirm our cruise reservation and spoke to a very nice woman. After I hung up I realized I forgot to book daily excursions so I called back and got the same lady. I was like “hey did I just talk to you??” And she’s like “lmao yes hi Samantha I promise I’m not the only one working today”
A girl that was a year ahead of me in grade school is married to one of the math teachers from when we were in high school and it’s giving creepy. He’s like 15 years older than her and was probably her teacher at one point.
December 22, 2025 at 2:23 PM
A girl that was a year ahead of me in grade school is married to one of the math teachers from when we were in high school and it’s giving creepy. He’s like 15 years older than her and was probably her teacher at one point.
Watching new marker/pen tiktoks when I get a text from my husband
“Come downstairs quietly”
Me:?????
Him: looking at the wall in the basement; “is that an organism?”
Me: idfk but if it is I want no part of this, in what world do you need me to determine if there’s a giant bug?!?!
“Come downstairs quietly”
Me:?????
Him: looking at the wall in the basement; “is that an organism?”
Me: idfk but if it is I want no part of this, in what world do you need me to determine if there’s a giant bug?!?!
a man in a blue shirt is sitting in the back seat of a car with his eyes closed .
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December 22, 2025 at 3:27 AM
Watching new marker/pen tiktoks when I get a text from my husband
“Come downstairs quietly”
Me:?????
Him: looking at the wall in the basement; “is that an organism?”
Me: idfk but if it is I want no part of this, in what world do you need me to determine if there’s a giant bug?!?!
“Come downstairs quietly”
Me:?????
Him: looking at the wall in the basement; “is that an organism?”
Me: idfk but if it is I want no part of this, in what world do you need me to determine if there’s a giant bug?!?!
My tech was telling me about a (fictional) show she’s watching where there was a drug bust and clouds of fentanyl were pouring out of this house and people were ODing and using Narcan. And I’m like babe I hate to break it to you, but that’s not even remotely how that works.
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December 21, 2025 at 1:45 PM
My tech was telling me about a (fictional) show she’s watching where there was a drug bust and clouds of fentanyl were pouring out of this house and people were ODing and using Narcan. And I’m like babe I hate to break it to you, but that’s not even remotely how that works.
I can’t tell the black cats apart anymore. I know it was definitely not Bert. But I’m not sure if it was Not Bert, Roberta or Kat. Now they’re all just hungry voids 🤣
December 21, 2025 at 2:39 AM
I can’t tell the black cats apart anymore. I know it was definitely not Bert. But I’m not sure if it was Not Bert, Roberta or Kat. Now they’re all just hungry voids 🤣
Jenna Marbles’ dog Marbles passed away today and I’m sobbing 😭💔
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December 20, 2025 at 2:01 AM
Jenna Marbles’ dog Marbles passed away today and I’m sobbing 😭💔
A customer just politely suggested we have an overnight staff filling prescriptions so they can be ready faster.
Do you think I would’ve gotten fired if I politely suggested she apply for that position?
Do you think I would’ve gotten fired if I politely suggested she apply for that position?
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December 19, 2025 at 3:41 PM
A customer just politely suggested we have an overnight staff filling prescriptions so they can be ready faster.
Do you think I would’ve gotten fired if I politely suggested she apply for that position?
Do you think I would’ve gotten fired if I politely suggested she apply for that position?
A friend just told me the Dr found a tumor during their colonoscopy and they’re waiting on the results from a biopsy.
Please send good thoughts. No one wants bad news especially this time of year 🤞🏻❤️🩹
Please send good thoughts. No one wants bad news especially this time of year 🤞🏻❤️🩹
December 19, 2025 at 1:02 AM
A friend just told me the Dr found a tumor during their colonoscopy and they’re waiting on the results from a biopsy.
Please send good thoughts. No one wants bad news especially this time of year 🤞🏻❤️🩹
Please send good thoughts. No one wants bad news especially this time of year 🤞🏻❤️🩹
I’ve said it once, ill say it again…they’re trying to kill us
RFK Jr. has cancelled grants to the American Academy of Pediatrics because “they no longer align with departmental priorities”.
The grants were on such topics as “reducing sudden infant death, rural access to health care, and mental health…”
The AAP has criticized RFK Jr. That’s the real reason.
The grants were on such topics as “reducing sudden infant death, rural access to health care, and mental health…”
The AAP has criticized RFK Jr. That’s the real reason.
American Academy of Pediatrics loses government funding after criticizing RFK Jr
Cuts, which affect projects focused on issues including early identification of autism, made without prior notice to AAP
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December 18, 2025 at 12:50 PM
I’ve said it once, ill say it again…they’re trying to kill us
Me telling the vet what could’ve stressed Gene out and caused his bladder blockage: well he may or may not have eaten an entire Sheetz mozzarella stick…
Vet: lmao that is the best thing I’ve ever heard
Vet: lmao that is the best thing I’ve ever heard
December 17, 2025 at 4:12 PM
Me telling the vet what could’ve stressed Gene out and caused his bladder blockage: well he may or may not have eaten an entire Sheetz mozzarella stick…
Vet: lmao that is the best thing I’ve ever heard
Vet: lmao that is the best thing I’ve ever heard
Jasmine Crockett is 44?! I thought she was my age! She looks at least 10 years younger! All the more reason to love her ☺️
December 17, 2025 at 2:33 AM
Jasmine Crockett is 44?! I thought she was my age! She looks at least 10 years younger! All the more reason to love her ☺️
Finally got a good pic of our new friend! In sticking with the Sesame Street theme for adult animals, meet Snuffy! He appeared out of nowhere 2ish weeks ago.
December 16, 2025 at 3:32 AM
Finally got a good pic of our new friend! In sticking with the Sesame Street theme for adult animals, meet Snuffy! He appeared out of nowhere 2ish weeks ago.
Bert is on the front porch wailing so loud 😭💔 bring your family inside I’ll take care of you
December 16, 2025 at 3:15 AM
Bert is on the front porch wailing so loud 😭💔 bring your family inside I’ll take care of you
The death of Rob Reiner and his wife are tragic and heartbreaking. But Tony Geary, aka Luke Spencer, also died today and that hits hard. I spent my youth running home from middle and high school so I could watch General Hospital.
December 16, 2025 at 3:06 AM
The death of Rob Reiner and his wife are tragic and heartbreaking. But Tony Geary, aka Luke Spencer, also died today and that hits hard. I spent my youth running home from middle and high school so I could watch General Hospital.
Gene said he didn’t want to be an outdoor cat so I had to show him what his poor outdoor friends are going through
December 14, 2025 at 2:47 PM
Gene said he didn’t want to be an outdoor cat so I had to show him what his poor outdoor friends are going through
Apparently I didn’t file local town taxes because I didn’t know I had to and Texas doesn’t have taxes so who knew it was even a thing?!
Husband has a family tax guy and I filed turbo tax so he wouldn’t have even thought to tell me I had to do a separate local tax.
Husband has a family tax guy and I filed turbo tax so he wouldn’t have even thought to tell me I had to do a separate local tax.
December 13, 2025 at 8:22 PM
Apparently I didn’t file local town taxes because I didn’t know I had to and Texas doesn’t have taxes so who knew it was even a thing?!
Husband has a family tax guy and I filed turbo tax so he wouldn’t have even thought to tell me I had to do a separate local tax.
Husband has a family tax guy and I filed turbo tax so he wouldn’t have even thought to tell me I had to do a separate local tax.
My mom asked if there was an amount of money that I wouldn’t spend on my cats health and I wanted to ask her if there was an amount of money she wouldn’t have spent on me for medical purposes. That’s what credit cards are for. I’ll do anything for my cats!
December 13, 2025 at 5:33 PM
My mom asked if there was an amount of money that I wouldn’t spend on my cats health and I wanted to ask her if there was an amount of money she wouldn’t have spent on me for medical purposes. That’s what credit cards are for. I’ll do anything for my cats!
Choosing Sweet Nothing to play at the end of the first episode, a song she wrote with William Bowery aka JOE ALWYN, and calls Travis after the show is an interesting choice
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December 13, 2025 at 1:56 AM
Choosing Sweet Nothing to play at the end of the first episode, a song she wrote with William Bowery aka JOE ALWYN, and calls Travis after the show is an interesting choice
Gene is on a strict no human food diet and he is NOT happy
December 13, 2025 at 1:28 AM
Gene is on a strict no human food diet and he is NOT happy
Girl dinner Taylor Swift edition 🩷💜
December 13, 2025 at 1:07 AM
Girl dinner Taylor Swift edition 🩷💜
I’m more anxious now that Gene is home because I’m analyzing his every move. His issue could be caused by stress but idk what he could’ve been stressed by! I don’t want to leave them for 8 days when we go on the cruise after Xmas.
December 12, 2025 at 1:23 AM
I’m more anxious now that Gene is home because I’m analyzing his every move. His issue could be caused by stress but idk what he could’ve been stressed by! I don’t want to leave them for 8 days when we go on the cruise after Xmas.