Alpha Prime
@alphaprimeactual.bsky.social
I am the everlasting know-it-all, the ultimate overseer and demiurge of FTLFW. Visit my webzone https://ftlfw.net/
Donate to my KO-FI https://ko-fi.com/ftlfw
Streams at https://www.twitch.tv/depressedcontrollerdads
1996 | Taken | Minors & Noisebads DNI
Donate to my KO-FI https://ko-fi.com/ftlfw
Streams at https://www.twitch.tv/depressedcontrollerdads
1996 | Taken | Minors & Noisebads DNI
Pinned
I don't usually relish in begging and such, but if anyone listening has an amazon prime subscription, apparently you can use that to sub to our twitch and I guess it'll just wrap the money into your amazon bill or whatever
I once knew a guy who would come up with the most insane asspull citations when discussing anything
"Yeah I know what you mean, Skeelo Gorbins on TalkNet wrote an amazing article on that, you HAVE to read it"
this guy was universally weird to everyone in like 2017
"Yeah I know what you mean, Skeelo Gorbins on TalkNet wrote an amazing article on that, you HAVE to read it"
this guy was universally weird to everyone in like 2017
February 7, 2026 at 4:40 AM
I once knew a guy who would come up with the most insane asspull citations when discussing anything
"Yeah I know what you mean, Skeelo Gorbins on TalkNet wrote an amazing article on that, you HAVE to read it"
this guy was universally weird to everyone in like 2017
"Yeah I know what you mean, Skeelo Gorbins on TalkNet wrote an amazing article on that, you HAVE to read it"
this guy was universally weird to everyone in like 2017
A.Prime's journal, January 28th, 2026
The city is afraid of me, it has seen my true face
The city is afraid of me, it has seen my true face
January 29, 2026 at 1:17 AM
A.Prime's journal, January 28th, 2026
The city is afraid of me, it has seen my true face
The city is afraid of me, it has seen my true face
black toilets are a bad idea why did they come up with these
January 25, 2026 at 11:25 AM
black toilets are a bad idea why did they come up with these
I walked all the damn way to 7/11 and they were out of mountain dew pitch black why the hell even have exclusive flavors if you're not gonna have it
January 20, 2026 at 6:01 AM
I walked all the damn way to 7/11 and they were out of mountain dew pitch black why the hell even have exclusive flavors if you're not gonna have it
Think I ruined someone's day recently by admitting I don't care for AnyAustin
Always pains me when that happens
Try to approach conversations with as zen a mindset as I can. Doesn't always work
So long as space remains
So long as life remains
I dedicate myself to ease the pain that exists in the 🌍
Always pains me when that happens
Try to approach conversations with as zen a mindset as I can. Doesn't always work
So long as space remains
So long as life remains
I dedicate myself to ease the pain that exists in the 🌍
January 11, 2026 at 2:33 AM
Think I ruined someone's day recently by admitting I don't care for AnyAustin
Always pains me when that happens
Try to approach conversations with as zen a mindset as I can. Doesn't always work
So long as space remains
So long as life remains
I dedicate myself to ease the pain that exists in the 🌍
Always pains me when that happens
Try to approach conversations with as zen a mindset as I can. Doesn't always work
So long as space remains
So long as life remains
I dedicate myself to ease the pain that exists in the 🌍
HAPPY [[CURRENT YEAR]]
Fun things to think about now that you're hung over:
- Did you leave the oven on?
- Is your computer Y2K compatible?
- Will the Mayan calendar protect us from the quickening?
- Now that you've been unfrozen into the dystopian future, are your memories intact? Where'd u park?
Fun things to think about now that you're hung over:
- Did you leave the oven on?
- Is your computer Y2K compatible?
- Will the Mayan calendar protect us from the quickening?
- Now that you've been unfrozen into the dystopian future, are your memories intact? Where'd u park?
January 1, 2026 at 10:53 AM
HAPPY [[CURRENT YEAR]]
Fun things to think about now that you're hung over:
- Did you leave the oven on?
- Is your computer Y2K compatible?
- Will the Mayan calendar protect us from the quickening?
- Now that you've been unfrozen into the dystopian future, are your memories intact? Where'd u park?
Fun things to think about now that you're hung over:
- Did you leave the oven on?
- Is your computer Y2K compatible?
- Will the Mayan calendar protect us from the quickening?
- Now that you've been unfrozen into the dystopian future, are your memories intact? Where'd u park?
"Bring back the thing that isn't your website. Why aren't you bringing back the thing that isn't your website? We don't actually care about you or your art or your well-being, just keep hosting that old website so we can keep looking at it every second of every day"
Their tears fill me with mirth
Their tears fill me with mirth
December 31, 2025 at 11:39 AM
"Bring back the thing that isn't your website. Why aren't you bringing back the thing that isn't your website? We don't actually care about you or your art or your well-being, just keep hosting that old website so we can keep looking at it every second of every day"
Their tears fill me with mirth
Their tears fill me with mirth
Just a heads up to everyone who gets news about our twitch streams through here, the DepressedControllerDads team will be taking the holidays off to spend time with family and catch up with other projects (in particular updates for ftlfw.net, our VOD chammels, life stuff.) We'll be back around Jan10
Movie Sign | FTLFW
In the not too distant past...
ftlfw.net
December 20, 2025 at 7:56 PM
Just a heads up to everyone who gets news about our twitch streams through here, the DepressedControllerDads team will be taking the holidays off to spend time with family and catch up with other projects (in particular updates for ftlfw.net, our VOD chammels, life stuff.) We'll be back around Jan10
Few things are as soul-crushing as looking for help wanted ads online for your local area and seeing most of them are scam listings for "online survey" bullshit
"get paid to play games on your phone!"
uh huh. Been down that road. It's all just a mobile marketing circlejerk, no money in it for you
"get paid to play games on your phone!"
uh huh. Been down that road. It's all just a mobile marketing circlejerk, no money in it for you
December 15, 2025 at 10:29 PM
Few things are as soul-crushing as looking for help wanted ads online for your local area and seeing most of them are scam listings for "online survey" bullshit
"get paid to play games on your phone!"
uh huh. Been down that road. It's all just a mobile marketing circlejerk, no money in it for you
"get paid to play games on your phone!"
uh huh. Been down that road. It's all just a mobile marketing circlejerk, no money in it for you
Go to a Mexican bakery RIGHT NOW. They deserve your patronage. They are the best deals on baked good in this economy. Do not spend ridiculous premiums at a Boba Tea Fusion Donut Place where the chef has a curly mustache and his name is FredBob
If you cant speak Spanish get your gay husband to do it
If you cant speak Spanish get your gay husband to do it
December 10, 2025 at 7:47 AM
Go to a Mexican bakery RIGHT NOW. They deserve your patronage. They are the best deals on baked good in this economy. Do not spend ridiculous premiums at a Boba Tea Fusion Donut Place where the chef has a curly mustache and his name is FredBob
If you cant speak Spanish get your gay husband to do it
If you cant speak Spanish get your gay husband to do it
I don't usually relish in begging and such, but if anyone listening has an amazon prime subscription, apparently you can use that to sub to our twitch and I guess it'll just wrap the money into your amazon bill or whatever
December 7, 2025 at 4:31 AM
I don't usually relish in begging and such, but if anyone listening has an amazon prime subscription, apparently you can use that to sub to our twitch and I guess it'll just wrap the money into your amazon bill or whatever
people bitchin' bout dat "all I want for christmas song"
have you listened to the one about the two front teeth lately? it'e infinitely worse, you haven't known true hell until you've listened to that
have you listened to the one about the two front teeth lately? it'e infinitely worse, you haven't known true hell until you've listened to that
December 5, 2025 at 10:22 PM
people bitchin' bout dat "all I want for christmas song"
have you listened to the one about the two front teeth lately? it'e infinitely worse, you haven't known true hell until you've listened to that
have you listened to the one about the two front teeth lately? it'e infinitely worse, you haven't known true hell until you've listened to that
I always panic when youtubers point out "amazing deals" they found on the internet because that means those deals will just cease to be within a few hours
November 30, 2025 at 1:41 AM
I always panic when youtubers point out "amazing deals" they found on the internet because that means those deals will just cease to be within a few hours
I have recently been made aware that GTA 6 is a multibillion dolllar boondoggle that may not even manifest and will probably just be a crummy live service game anyway.
Most *movies* barely even break the million dollar budget range.
Contemplate this on the tree of woe.
Most *movies* barely even break the million dollar budget range.
Contemplate this on the tree of woe.
November 29, 2025 at 11:46 PM
I have recently been made aware that GTA 6 is a multibillion dolllar boondoggle that may not even manifest and will probably just be a crummy live service game anyway.
Most *movies* barely even break the million dollar budget range.
Contemplate this on the tree of woe.
Most *movies* barely even break the million dollar budget range.
Contemplate this on the tree of woe.
Very very very sorry about the sudden stream notification, I was finalizing hardware on a computer upgrade and had to make sure OBS still worked after all the technical support hell I went through the other day. Normal operations will continue soon.
November 18, 2025 at 1:03 PM
Very very very sorry about the sudden stream notification, I was finalizing hardware on a computer upgrade and had to make sure OBS still worked after all the technical support hell I went through the other day. Normal operations will continue soon.
How
Why
What
The hell do you even do in the game
Is it like, the game of life with a different coat of paint? Is it one o them board games with a little plastic house that you build? is it a party game where everyone speaks simlish and pretends to forget how toilets work?
Why
What
The hell do you even do in the game
Is it like, the game of life with a different coat of paint? Is it one o them board games with a little plastic house that you build? is it a party game where everyone speaks simlish and pretends to forget how toilets work?
November 17, 2025 at 11:18 AM
How
Why
What
The hell do you even do in the game
Is it like, the game of life with a different coat of paint? Is it one o them board games with a little plastic house that you build? is it a party game where everyone speaks simlish and pretends to forget how toilets work?
Why
What
The hell do you even do in the game
Is it like, the game of life with a different coat of paint? Is it one o them board games with a little plastic house that you build? is it a party game where everyone speaks simlish and pretends to forget how toilets work?
Finally tried to stream using my computer rather than my husband's computer tonight. Much technical bullshit involved in making that happen
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/NVENC
*This,* this bullshit. This is why they tell you "streaming needs a good GPU," because of this shit
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/NVENC
*This,* this bullshit. This is why they tell you "streaming needs a good GPU," because of this shit
NVENC - Wikipedia
en.wikipedia.org
November 15, 2025 at 12:21 PM
Finally tried to stream using my computer rather than my husband's computer tonight. Much technical bullshit involved in making that happen
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/NVENC
*This,* this bullshit. This is why they tell you "streaming needs a good GPU," because of this shit
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/NVENC
*This,* this bullshit. This is why they tell you "streaming needs a good GPU," because of this shit
Was looking at stars through a telescope with somebody once. They weren't very *worldly.*
"Which star is that?" They asked
"That's not a star," I said, "that's Planet Venus."
"Oh," said they,
"is that somewhere you can go?"
"Which star is that?" They asked
"That's not a star," I said, "that's Planet Venus."
"Oh," said they,
"is that somewhere you can go?"
October 25, 2025 at 6:35 AM
Was looking at stars through a telescope with somebody once. They weren't very *worldly.*
"Which star is that?" They asked
"That's not a star," I said, "that's Planet Venus."
"Oh," said they,
"is that somewhere you can go?"
"Which star is that?" They asked
"That's not a star," I said, "that's Planet Venus."
"Oh," said they,
"is that somewhere you can go?"
#nokings ?? what did the king from youtube poop do
I've been on an observatory mission to Alpha Centauri since 2009, what the fuck happened, why is the president a guy from TV
I've been on an observatory mission to Alpha Centauri since 2009, what the fuck happened, why is the president a guy from TV
October 19, 2025 at 12:58 AM
#nokings ?? what did the king from youtube poop do
I've been on an observatory mission to Alpha Centauri since 2009, what the fuck happened, why is the president a guy from TV
I've been on an observatory mission to Alpha Centauri since 2009, what the fuck happened, why is the president a guy from TV
I'm stayin'. I'm finishing my coffee.
October 18, 2025 at 10:27 AM
I'm stayin'. I'm finishing my coffee.
I keep forgetting people do those "tober" art gimmicks this month, too late for me to start I guess, I was on vacation and away from my computer until like now
October 5, 2025 at 3:47 AM
I keep forgetting people do those "tober" art gimmicks this month, too late for me to start I guess, I was on vacation and away from my computer until like now
imagine being a one o' them internet drama chuds
immerse yourself in that
contemplate this on the tree of woe
imagine never feeling joy for anything in your life unless it's at the expense of weird people
...
Y'know
Picture that
I'll wait
immerse yourself in that
contemplate this on the tree of woe
imagine never feeling joy for anything in your life unless it's at the expense of weird people
...
Y'know
Picture that
I'll wait
September 19, 2025 at 4:26 AM
imagine being a one o' them internet drama chuds
immerse yourself in that
contemplate this on the tree of woe
imagine never feeling joy for anything in your life unless it's at the expense of weird people
...
Y'know
Picture that
I'll wait
immerse yourself in that
contemplate this on the tree of woe
imagine never feeling joy for anything in your life unless it's at the expense of weird people
...
Y'know
Picture that
I'll wait
I've mostly been using this to ping people about the stream and to send insane driltweets into the aether, but my website is there too. Sub to its RSS feed if you haven't, that's the best way to get news on it. There've been like three new comics since I posted about that broken motherboard. Heres 1
September 8, 2025 at 10:57 PM
I've mostly been using this to ping people about the stream and to send insane driltweets into the aether, but my website is there too. Sub to its RSS feed if you haven't, that's the best way to get news on it. There've been like three new comics since I posted about that broken motherboard. Heres 1