You! Can! Leave! (parody)
@alphagay.bsky.social
A good housewife always knows when to throw a bitch out. Oh, and fuck Trump. 🌈✊💛💙
Gizelle is full of shit. She was dogging Monique from day one. Monique has grown. Gizelle has not. She’s a miserable woman. I love Monique. #RHOP
December 9, 2025 at 4:29 AM
Gizelle is full of shit. She was dogging Monique from day one. Monique has grown. Gizelle has not. She’s a miserable woman. I love Monique. #RHOP
Pastor Holy Whore #RHOP
a man with a mustache is wearing a suit and tie and making a funny face .
ALT: a man with a mustache is wearing a suit and tie and making a funny face .
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December 9, 2025 at 4:25 AM
Pastor Holy Whore #RHOP
Seeing these flashbacks to the reunion with Monique and the binder I have one question - did Gizzie get her neck done? I forgot how bad it was. #RHOP
a woman in a yellow dress is sitting in an orange chair with the words real housewives out of context
ALT: a woman in a yellow dress is sitting in an orange chair with the words real housewives out of context
media.tenor.com
December 9, 2025 at 4:15 AM
Seeing these flashbacks to the reunion with Monique and the binder I have one question - did Gizzie get her neck done? I forgot how bad it was. #RHOP
Yes New York! This is what we need.
December 7, 2025 at 5:16 PM
Yes New York! This is what we need.
Is he dead yet?
December 7, 2025 at 5:14 PM
Is he dead yet?
December 5, 2025 at 2:19 AM
I’m enjoying the new crew. Let the old people go to the Valley and have kids. It’s back! #PumpRules
December 5, 2025 at 1:46 AM
I’m enjoying the new crew. Let the old people go to the Valley and have kids. It’s back! #PumpRules
My handsome Nigerian carpet cleaner was 30 minutes late and kind of had an attitude because I didn’t meet him at the gate (I buzzed him in). Then he had to go get new equipment. My 9 am appointment started at 11. My two hour cleaning lasted 55 minutes. The tip I was planning on giving him is no more
December 4, 2025 at 7:56 PM
My handsome Nigerian carpet cleaner was 30 minutes late and kind of had an attitude because I didn’t meet him at the gate (I buzzed him in). Then he had to go get new equipment. My 9 am appointment started at 11. My two hour cleaning lasted 55 minutes. The tip I was planning on giving him is no more
Salt Lake City is killing it once again. Every side story has been so meaningful - Bronwyn and her family, Heather and the girls, Whitney and Justin. And now they are dressed in costumes so I know a fight is coming! #RHOSLC
December 4, 2025 at 5:00 AM
Salt Lake City is killing it once again. Every side story has been so meaningful - Bronwyn and her family, Heather and the girls, Whitney and Justin. And now they are dressed in costumes so I know a fight is coming! #RHOSLC
So Toya is mad that Dr Eugene is working a 5 hour drive away so that he can provide her the lifestyle she demands because she has to teach the boys how to take out the trash? She does not deserve him. #MarriedtoMedicine
December 2, 2025 at 6:45 PM
So Toya is mad that Dr Eugene is working a 5 hour drive away so that he can provide her the lifestyle she demands because she has to teach the boys how to take out the trash? She does not deserve him. #MarriedtoMedicine
Does Simone really look in the mirror and think she looks good? She is by far the worst dressed on Bravo. Worse than Gizelle. #MarriedtoMedicine
December 2, 2025 at 4:50 AM
Does Simone really look in the mirror and think she looks good? She is by far the worst dressed on Bravo. Worse than Gizelle. #MarriedtoMedicine
I need something stronger in the morning. Coffee just isn't doing it.
November 30, 2025 at 2:20 PM
I need something stronger in the morning. Coffee just isn't doing it.
Poor kid. To have that monster as a mother. #RHOC
Kelly Dodd - Mother of the year!
Her daughter blocked her so Kelly recorded this message and sent it to one of Jolene's friends
She's absolutely disgusting!
Turn your volume up!
#RHOC
Her daughter blocked her so Kelly recorded this message and sent it to one of Jolene's friends
She's absolutely disgusting!
Turn your volume up!
#RHOC
November 27, 2025 at 1:43 PM
Poor kid. To have that monster as a mother. #RHOC
Part two of my friends are getting on my nerves. Posted a selfie wearing glasses I got in Japan for $170 - included eye exam, progressive, color changing lenses. I had to pay over $250 just to get single focus lenses changed on my computer glasses, with insurance! Friend told me to smile. WTF?!!
November 25, 2025 at 3:15 PM
Part two of my friends are getting on my nerves. Posted a selfie wearing glasses I got in Japan for $170 - included eye exam, progressive, color changing lenses. I had to pay over $250 just to get single focus lenses changed on my computer glasses, with insurance! Friend told me to smile. WTF?!!
Posted a photo of my granddaughter decorating my Christmas tree on FB and had two friends complaining that trees should not be put up until after Thanksgiving. WTF? I post videos of ICE dragging parents away from screaming children and they say nothing, but my tree is an issue? I’m sick of people.
November 25, 2025 at 2:21 PM
Posted a photo of my granddaughter decorating my Christmas tree on FB and had two friends complaining that trees should not be put up until after Thanksgiving. WTF? I post videos of ICE dragging parents away from screaming children and they say nothing, but my tree is an issue? I’m sick of people.
Just watched episode one of #SurvivingMormonism I love the thought that one of our housewives is the one exposing the dirt and could be the one to bring down the church. #RHOSLC
November 21, 2025 at 5:08 AM
Just watched episode one of #SurvivingMormonism I love the thought that one of our housewives is the one exposing the dirt and could be the one to bring down the church. #RHOSLC