A little long but super comfy. 🖤

Talk yo shit!!

The truth is I’m one of the most efficient cooks you’ll ever know.

My turkey is resting. My ham is glazing under the broiler. My sides are all done except for the mac n cheese because we all know she’s the star of the show. My table is set and the drinks are cold.

I’m not humble about this.

Word. For. Word.

It’s actually kinda scary.

You know what…

You’re right.

Not even to each other. I wish I recorded them yesterday because wtf?!?!!

Just put a piece of sausage next to it and call it breakfast! 😂

I’m eating cookies & coffee so…

Probably a slice of cake for breakfast.

Did you check under the thing?

This can’t be the sweet sounds of unloading the dishwasher. It can’t be. 🤔