The Flying Spaghetti Monster
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I've just spent six hundred billion nanoseconds bathing in a one-percent saline solution at 100 degrees Celsius, so I'm good to go.
Instead of listening to news feeds, you should just listen to her.
youtu.be/sdgEYwCe3KE?...
youtu.be/sdgEYwCe3KE?...
Jasmine Crockett's BEST Moments
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December 10, 2025 at 9:31 AM
Instead of listening to news feeds, you should just listen to her.
youtu.be/sdgEYwCe3KE?...
youtu.be/sdgEYwCe3KE?...
Seal Team Six will be available.
December 10, 2025 at 9:06 AM
Seal Team Six will be available.
This would be great news if people under 35 actually fucking voted.
December 10, 2025 at 8:56 AM
This would be great news if people under 35 actually fucking voted.
Also, no one believes they are running drugs.
December 10, 2025 at 8:19 AM
Also, no one believes they are running drugs.
Betteridge's law of headlines
December 10, 2025 at 7:30 AM
Betteridge's law of headlines
Plus staggered term limits, and an enforceable ethics code.
December 10, 2025 at 5:51 AM
Plus staggered term limits, and an enforceable ethics code.
More striking than commas, less confusing than parentheses, more convenient than footnotes — em dashes are peak.
December 10, 2025 at 5:46 AM
More striking than commas, less confusing than parentheses, more convenient than footnotes — em dashes are peak.
Assuming people "have no idea why they hold the opinions they do" is probably not the best starting point, to be fair.
December 10, 2025 at 1:53 AM
Assuming people "have no idea why they hold the opinions they do" is probably not the best starting point, to be fair.
He's confusing immigrants with MAGA.
December 9, 2025 at 11:11 PM
He's confusing immigrants with MAGA.
She was very critical of Biden and didn't get these threats, but when she's on Trump's bad side, she gets inundated.
She should reflect on what that says about the type people on her side of politics.
She should reflect on what that says about the type people on her side of politics.
December 9, 2025 at 8:21 PM
She was very critical of Biden and didn't get these threats, but when she's on Trump's bad side, she gets inundated.
She should reflect on what that says about the type people on her side of politics.
She should reflect on what that says about the type people on her side of politics.
Presumably, God made RFK Jr, so apart from everything else, he's also a massive fuckup.
December 9, 2025 at 12:17 PM
Presumably, God made RFK Jr, so apart from everything else, he's also a massive fuckup.
It's she just doing this to mock MTG? Because that would be ok with me.
December 9, 2025 at 12:10 PM
It's she just doing this to mock MTG? Because that would be ok with me.
One important lesson Trump learned in his first term is that he should never, under any circumstances, admit making a mistake. He won't ditch anyone, no matter how bad they fuck up, because doing so would be an admission of error that could shatter his impenetrable shield of shameless narcissism.
December 9, 2025 at 11:22 AM
One important lesson Trump learned in his first term is that he should never, under any circumstances, admit making a mistake. He won't ditch anyone, no matter how bad they fuck up, because doing so would be an admission of error that could shatter his impenetrable shield of shameless narcissism.
"Fox News host writes..."
HARD PASS!
HARD PASS!
December 9, 2025 at 9:00 AM
"Fox News host writes..."
HARD PASS!
HARD PASS!
... but with no musical talent, whatsoever.
December 9, 2025 at 8:56 AM
... but with no musical talent, whatsoever.
Although I think the framers would also definitely not be in support of this.
December 9, 2025 at 8:16 AM
Although I think the framers would also definitely not be in support of this.
That's just perfect. 🤣
December 9, 2025 at 8:14 AM
That's just perfect. 🤣
People are idiots.
Also, that show sounds awesome.
Also, that show sounds awesome.
December 9, 2025 at 7:34 AM
People are idiots.
Also, that show sounds awesome.
Also, that show sounds awesome.
You will be visited by three spirits
December 9, 2025 at 7:28 AM
You will be visited by three spirits
Having a tough time in here, I see.
December 9, 2025 at 7:15 AM
Having a tough time in here, I see.
It's not even cancelling that they bitch about, it's just criticism. Pointing out that someone is an asshole is a long way from outlawing assholery.
December 9, 2025 at 7:11 AM
It's not even cancelling that they bitch about, it's just criticism. Pointing out that someone is an asshole is a long way from outlawing assholery.
taxonomy 401: everything is everything... categories aren't real... all language is arbitrary... there is no spoon... there is no self... enlightenment.
December 9, 2025 at 7:03 AM
taxonomy 401: everything is everything... categories aren't real... all language is arbitrary... there is no spoon... there is no self... enlightenment.
It was pretty clear in 2016 that China was going to win the battle of wits.
December 9, 2025 at 6:52 AM
It was pretty clear in 2016 that China was going to win the battle of wits.
GTA: San Andreas was on the PS2
December 9, 2025 at 6:48 AM
GTA: San Andreas was on the PS2
Strong agreement from this Australian.
December 8, 2025 at 8:23 PM
Strong agreement from this Australian.