𝐓𝐇𝐄 𝐊𝐈𝐍𝐆 𝐎𝐅 𝐀𝐖𝐄𝐒𝐎𝐌𝐄!
@almightykoopaking.bsky.social
"𝗕𝗪𝗔𝗛𝗔𝗛𝗔! 𝗪𝗵𝗮𝘁'𝘀 𝗮𝗻 𝗥𝗣 𝗰𝗼𝗺𝗺𝘂𝗻𝗶𝘁𝘆 𝘄𝗶𝘁𝗵𝗼𝘂𝘁 𝗮 𝗕𝗼𝘄𝘀𝗲𝗿 𝗮𝗽𝗽𝗲𝗮𝗿𝗮𝗻𝗰𝗲? 𝗔 𝗰𝗿𝘂𝗱𝗱𝘆 𝗥𝗣 𝗰𝗼𝗺𝗺𝘂𝗻𝗶𝘁𝘆, 𝘁𝗵𝗮𝘁'𝘀 𝘄𝗵𝗮𝘁!"
The unbreakable brute of the #𝐌𝐀𝐕𝐄𝐑𝐈𝐂𝐊𝐇𝐔𝐍𝐓𝐄𝐑𝐒
Independent portrayal of King Koopa/Bowser
Written by S
The unbreakable brute of the #𝐌𝐀𝐕𝐄𝐑𝐈𝐂𝐊𝐇𝐔𝐍𝐓𝐄𝐑𝐒
Independent portrayal of King Koopa/Bowser
Written by S
Apparently not if I'm only findin' out about this now!
November 20, 2025 at 11:39 PM
Apparently not if I'm only findin' out about this now!
The heck are you talkin' about, kid? I thought she was badly hurt or somethin'!
November 20, 2025 at 11:33 PM
The heck are you talkin' about, kid? I thought she was badly hurt or somethin'!
Ugh, stupid toothy jerk...thinks he's so much better than me 'cus DK finally fought him again after 20 years!
As soon as Cyn's outta the way, the first thing I'm doin' is humbling that punk!
As soon as Cyn's outta the way, the first thing I'm doin' is humbling that punk!
November 20, 2025 at 2:52 PM
Ugh, stupid toothy jerk...thinks he's so much better than me 'cus DK finally fought him again after 20 years!
As soon as Cyn's outta the way, the first thing I'm doin' is humbling that punk!
As soon as Cyn's outta the way, the first thing I'm doin' is humbling that punk!
Eh?
Oh, right, forgot about that.
Oh, right, forgot about that.
November 20, 2025 at 2:30 PM
Eh?
Oh, right, forgot about that.
Oh, right, forgot about that.
Oh, PLEASE! If we fought right now, you'd be goin' back in that colossal hole faster than you got out!
November 20, 2025 at 2:20 PM
Oh, PLEASE! If we fought right now, you'd be goin' back in that colossal hole faster than you got out!
Oh YEAH? Well YOU come talk to ME when your right-hand man can give you magic powers!
November 20, 2025 at 2:16 PM
Oh YEAH? Well YOU come talk to ME when your right-hand man can give you magic powers!
'Least I can time travel! I don't remember you doin' anything like that!
November 20, 2025 at 2:08 PM
'Least I can time travel! I don't remember you doin' anything like that!
Yeah, I heard. You seriously got your butt kicked by a little girl and her monkey pal?
November 20, 2025 at 2:03 PM
Yeah, I heard. You seriously got your butt kicked by a little girl and her monkey pal?
HA! You bet I kidnapped Mario! In fact, Peach needed the help of some weird vibe umbrella to save him and his wimpy bro!
November 20, 2025 at 1:52 PM
HA! You bet I kidnapped Mario! In fact, Peach needed the help of some weird vibe umbrella to save him and his wimpy bro!
...eh, I found limitless power in a fancy dream rock.
November 20, 2025 at 1:48 PM
...eh, I found limitless power in a fancy dream rock.
Excuses, excuses. Surely the great Kremling King would be aimin' a bit higher, eh?
November 20, 2025 at 1:43 PM
Excuses, excuses. Surely the great Kremling King would be aimin' a bit higher, eh?
That all? I conquered entire GALAXIES! I'm WAY above you!
November 20, 2025 at 1:39 PM
That all? I conquered entire GALAXIES! I'm WAY above you!
Yeah, right. You can barely TOUCH DK! Come back to me when you can do somethin' of note, pal!
November 20, 2025 at 1:35 PM
Yeah, right. You can barely TOUCH DK! Come back to me when you can do somethin' of note, pal!
What, YOUR lousy pirate gang? Don't make me laugh! Those guys can barely take on a big dumb gorilla!
November 20, 2025 at 1:28 PM
What, YOUR lousy pirate gang? Don't make me laugh! Those guys can barely take on a big dumb gorilla!
Is this some kind of joke? Of COURSE I trust my minions! But I've got bigger fish to fry than dealin' with Mario and Green 'Stache this time!
November 20, 2025 at 1:25 PM
Is this some kind of joke? Of COURSE I trust my minions! But I've got bigger fish to fry than dealin' with Mario and Green 'Stache this time!
HEY! Don't go actin' like I'm some goody-two-shoes! I'd gladly keep doin' it all myself if I had nothing to lose!
November 20, 2025 at 1:21 PM
HEY! Don't go actin' like I'm some goody-two-shoes! I'd gladly keep doin' it all myself if I had nothing to lose!
Better believe it, K. Rool! I have my own reasons for doin' it, and they're none of your business!
November 20, 2025 at 1:16 PM
Better believe it, K. Rool! I have my own reasons for doin' it, and they're none of your business!
Yeah, what's it to ya, boy wonder?
November 20, 2025 at 1:08 PM
Yeah, what's it to ya, boy wonder?
Hey, there's that little puffball guy from Smash! Grr...I'll teach him to be a spot above me on those stupid tierlists!
November 20, 2025 at 1:02 PM
Hey, there's that little puffball guy from Smash! Grr...I'll teach him to be a spot above me on those stupid tierlists!
[NC]
wait what do you MEAN robot boy killed the blue rat
wait what do you MEAN robot boy killed the blue rat
November 19, 2025 at 1:31 AM
[NC]
wait what do you MEAN robot boy killed the blue rat
wait what do you MEAN robot boy killed the blue rat
Yeah, the creep showed up behind me. Started taunting me and threatenin' my kids. I'm not takin' chances with that thing. Not after that!
November 18, 2025 at 5:48 PM
Yeah, the creep showed up behind me. Started taunting me and threatenin' my kids. I'm not takin' chances with that thing. Not after that!
Hey, cool down for a second, will ya? I ain't here to burn your pad down, honest.
I'm here 'cause I know you guys are up against that "Cyn" weirdo too.
I'm here 'cause I know you guys are up against that "Cyn" weirdo too.
November 18, 2025 at 5:36 PM
Hey, cool down for a second, will ya? I ain't here to burn your pad down, honest.
I'm here 'cause I know you guys are up against that "Cyn" weirdo too.
I'm here 'cause I know you guys are up against that "Cyn" weirdo too.
"Gladly! The name's Bowser, the leader of the Koopa Troop! Please, hold all applause until...right now, actually."
November 18, 2025 at 5:24 PM
"Gladly! The name's Bowser, the leader of the Koopa Troop! Please, hold all applause until...right now, actually."
BWAHAHA! You won't regret havin' an awesome guy like ME on your squad!
November 18, 2025 at 5:12 PM
BWAHAHA! You won't regret havin' an awesome guy like ME on your squad!