AlmaOtter
@almaotterotr.bsky.social
Writing Big Ten and Illinois things at @offtacklerepublic.bsky.social
Sports. Books. Bread. Beer.
He/him/mustelid
Sports. Books. Bread. Beer.
He/him/mustelid
IL/NW is also not going gently into that good night either.
November 30, 2025 at 3:25 AM
IL/NW is also not going gently into that good night either.
why is Ripped Nosferatu in our stands?
November 30, 2025 at 3:15 AM
why is Ripped Nosferatu in our stands?
I lol’d. damn you.
November 30, 2025 at 2:50 AM
I lol’d. damn you.
Do it in a briefcase. Make it seem like a dead drop.
November 30, 2025 at 2:41 AM
Do it in a briefcase. Make it seem like a dead drop.
love it, but does he know they're in Champaign?
November 30, 2025 at 1:12 AM
love it, but does he know they're in Champaign?
Run fast and run in a zigzag pattern, just in case.
November 27, 2025 at 6:13 PM
Run fast and run in a zigzag pattern, just in case.
Miami (FL) or Miami (OH)?
November 27, 2025 at 6:11 PM
Miami (FL) or Miami (OH)?
But what about Burger Time?!
November 27, 2025 at 6:04 AM
But what about Burger Time?!
Yep. Your battery didn’t recharge as quickly with dysautonomia, especially for standing/walking activities. Been dealing with POTS for 2.5 years. Eat more salt, take a nap today.
November 26, 2025 at 2:24 PM
Yep. Your battery didn’t recharge as quickly with dysautonomia, especially for standing/walking activities. Been dealing with POTS for 2.5 years. Eat more salt, take a nap today.
technically speaking, any size pumpkin pie can be a personal one if you try hard enough.
November 24, 2025 at 8:41 PM
technically speaking, any size pumpkin pie can be a personal one if you try hard enough.
"NOOOOO!" he silently yelled, as his parents argued in front of him.
November 20, 2025 at 4:38 AM
"NOOOOO!" he silently yelled, as his parents argued in front of him.
if it weren't for those meddling kids!!!
November 20, 2025 at 4:31 AM
if it weren't for those meddling kids!!!
Seconded. Andor is damn near perfect.
November 19, 2025 at 3:40 AM
Seconded. Andor is damn near perfect.
Counterpoint: frozen (cookie) dough
November 18, 2025 at 4:08 AM
Counterpoint: frozen (cookie) dough
No, that wouldn’t work. Maybe 13, but definitely not 12.
November 17, 2025 at 4:13 AM
No, that wouldn’t work. Maybe 13, but definitely not 12.
Heist movie involving 10 accomplices? Wait, no. 11 accomplices?
November 17, 2025 at 3:53 AM
Heist movie involving 10 accomplices? Wait, no. 11 accomplices?