AllySaurus
@allysaurus42.bsky.social
Neurospicy ukulele-playing author 🇨🇦🍁. Content deleted after 60 days - social media is better when it’s ephemeral.
I’m an author. “Have you written anything I’ve heard of?”
What’s the worst question someone can ask after you tell them your profession? For linguists, it’s definitely “how many languages do you speak?”, but I’m curious what else is happening to the rest of y’all out there?!
December 2, 2025 at 3:55 AM
I’m an author. “Have you written anything I’ve heard of?”
Canada goose
Seal
Orca
River otter
Moose
Seal
Orca
River otter
Moose
Introduce yourself with 5 animals you've seen in the wild
Moose
Black bears
Beluga whales
Lynx
Muskox
(Look, obviously I was going to lean into the Alaskan card here, guys...)
Moose
Black bears
Beluga whales
Lynx
Muskox
(Look, obviously I was going to lean into the Alaskan card here, guys...)
Introduce yourself with 5 animals you've seen in the wild
Eurasian otter
West European hedgehog
Atlantic grey seal
Red squirrel
American alligator
Eurasian otter
West European hedgehog
Atlantic grey seal
Red squirrel
American alligator
November 28, 2025 at 10:58 PM
Canada goose
Seal
Orca
River otter
Moose
Seal
Orca
River otter
Moose
In other news, I have done some painting recently and it is marvelous.
November 24, 2025 at 6:18 PM
In other news, I have done some painting recently and it is marvelous.
To be fair to the AI slop machine, they did pick one of my least reviewed books…
November 24, 2025 at 6:08 PM
To be fair to the AI slop machine, they did pick one of my least reviewed books…
Up to a dozen of those dumbass AI generated emails that scrape my book and author pages on Amazon and probably my book too, to try to sell me author services. Latest one has a new twist, congratulating me on my series finale (it isn’t). But now I gotta go check Amazon lol
October 25, 2025 at 3:49 PM
Up to a dozen of those dumbass AI generated emails that scrape my book and author pages on Amazon and probably my book too, to try to sell me author services. Latest one has a new twist, congratulating me on my series finale (it isn’t). But now I gotta go check Amazon lol
This feels like really functional advice, and it doesn’t make me seize up reading it.
October 15, 2025 at 9:46 PM
This feels like really functional advice, and it doesn’t make me seize up reading it.
Seasonally appropriate bike 😁
October 14, 2025 at 7:43 PM
Seasonally appropriate bike 😁
Omg 🤣🤣🤣
If anyone needs me I will be in the museum, lying down next to the bog bodies.
October 13, 2025 at 10:21 PM
Omg 🤣🤣🤣
I’ve decided my social media works best for me when it’s ephemeral. Oceans of history is just fodder for tech bosses behaving badly. So I’ve got 60 days of history here, working on getting there on FB.
October 3, 2025 at 9:55 PM
I’ve decided my social media works best for me when it’s ephemeral. Oceans of history is just fodder for tech bosses behaving badly. So I’ve got 60 days of history here, working on getting there on FB.