Ally
@allyempey.bsky.social
Pastry eater.
Crossword-completer.
Slow runner.
Text thread lurker.
xo
Crossword-completer.
Slow runner.
Text thread lurker.
xo
Can’t stop/won’t stop.
Yes i let my kids eff around with sports in the house. What’s the worst that can happen
Yes i let my kids eff around with sports in the house. What’s the worst that can happen
November 23, 2025 at 11:29 PM
Can’t stop/won’t stop.
Yes i let my kids eff around with sports in the house. What’s the worst that can happen
Yes i let my kids eff around with sports in the house. What’s the worst that can happen
(i’m the one in the foreground with the flat chest, hi 👋🏻)
October 18, 2025 at 2:05 AM
(i’m the one in the foreground with the flat chest, hi 👋🏻)
This is where i post now because i’m too delicate for the other socials 😶
Anyway, here is my road.
Anyway, here is my road.
October 11, 2025 at 2:49 PM
This is where i post now because i’m too delicate for the other socials 😶
Anyway, here is my road.
Anyway, here is my road.
I feel like i don’t love the name Schlittler.
October 9, 2025 at 1:53 AM
I feel like i don’t love the name Schlittler.
YEAH WE ARE 🤘
(Alt. title: Old Woman Attempts To Stay Awake For 8:00 pm Baseball Broadcast)
#WANTITALL
@torontobluejays.bsky.social
(Alt. title: Old Woman Attempts To Stay Awake For 8:00 pm Baseball Broadcast)
#WANTITALL
@torontobluejays.bsky.social
October 7, 2025 at 9:58 PM
YEAH WE ARE 🤘
(Alt. title: Old Woman Attempts To Stay Awake For 8:00 pm Baseball Broadcast)
#WANTITALL
@torontobluejays.bsky.social
(Alt. title: Old Woman Attempts To Stay Awake For 8:00 pm Baseball Broadcast)
#WANTITALL
@torontobluejays.bsky.social
casual sister things
September 29, 2025 at 12:31 AM
casual sister things
Linus is the epitome of a breadcrumber. Poor lil lovesick Sally supports him in all of his dumbass ideas and he ain’t give her SHIT
Fkng Rogaine-needin MFkr
Fkng Rogaine-needin MFkr
September 22, 2025 at 11:23 PM
Linus is the epitome of a breadcrumber. Poor lil lovesick Sally supports him in all of his dumbass ideas and he ain’t give her SHIT
Fkng Rogaine-needin MFkr
Fkng Rogaine-needin MFkr
Foreplay. (The Long Game.)
🍁 😮💨
🍁 😮💨
September 7, 2025 at 4:54 PM
Foreplay. (The Long Game.)
🍁 😮💨
🍁 😮💨
if you’re not drinking beer in a One Direction t-shirt, is it even Friday nite in your 40s
August 15, 2025 at 11:53 PM
if you’re not drinking beer in a One Direction t-shirt, is it even Friday nite in your 40s
vacation is strenuous, man. So many calluses.
August 13, 2025 at 11:38 PM
vacation is strenuous, man. So many calluses.
shitty game. Purdy, tho. ❤️
August 2, 2025 at 1:19 AM
shitty game. Purdy, tho. ❤️
great day to lay on the back deck with your t*ts out, FYI. ☀️
July 26, 2025 at 7:11 PM
great day to lay on the back deck with your t*ts out, FYI. ☀️
OKAY, side road. I see u, girl 🫶👀
July 19, 2025 at 8:12 PM
OKAY, side road. I see u, girl 🫶👀
Last day of holiday:
Cereal.
Stretch marks.
Disassociating.
✅
Cereal.
Stretch marks.
Disassociating.
✅
July 13, 2025 at 1:50 PM
Last day of holiday:
Cereal.
Stretch marks.
Disassociating.
✅
Cereal.
Stretch marks.
Disassociating.
✅
to me that looks like a cartoon pig but i’m also fresh out of massage therapy and feel like i’ve consumed twelve edibles so
July 10, 2025 at 5:41 PM
to me that looks like a cartoon pig but i’m also fresh out of massage therapy and feel like i’ve consumed twelve edibles so
Home from the 6ix and back on my bullsh*t
😌
😌
June 13, 2025 at 11:59 PM
Home from the 6ix and back on my bullsh*t
😌
😌
my 6yo niece was just guessing ages and guessed mine as 20, so the moral of this story is that children can, indeed, develop cataracts
June 8, 2025 at 8:32 PM
my 6yo niece was just guessing ages and guessed mine as 20, so the moral of this story is that children can, indeed, develop cataracts
😭😭😭
perfection.
(i think i’m getting my period)
perfection.
(i think i’m getting my period)
April 7, 2025 at 11:37 PM
😭😭😭
perfection.
(i think i’m getting my period)
perfection.
(i think i’m getting my period)
tom petty was right, guys
April 4, 2025 at 2:29 AM
tom petty was right, guys
(Ed. note: She is instead insufferable for a multitude of other reasons) 😅
our second catfish of the week is brought to you by this snapchat filter. Are we for real. Imagine my lips looked like that IRL, ha ha I’d be so insufferable
March 18, 2025 at 12:10 AM
(Ed. note: She is instead insufferable for a multitude of other reasons) 😅
our second catfish of the week is brought to you by this snapchat filter. Are we for real. Imagine my lips looked like that IRL, ha ha I’d be so insufferable
March 18, 2025 at 12:07 AM
our second catfish of the week is brought to you by this snapchat filter. Are we for real. Imagine my lips looked like that IRL, ha ha I’d be so insufferable
it’s not even the weekend if u don’t use a filter that proves it’s the weekend, ok?
that being said my skin doesn’t actually look like this. lol. Catfish.
that being said my skin doesn’t actually look like this. lol. Catfish.
March 14, 2025 at 9:21 PM
it’s not even the weekend if u don’t use a filter that proves it’s the weekend, ok?
that being said my skin doesn’t actually look like this. lol. Catfish.
that being said my skin doesn’t actually look like this. lol. Catfish.
which of the following will wake me up tomorrow on my day off?
a) cat
b) bladder
c) circadian rhythm
d) existential dread and/or panic that someone misconstrued something i said seven years ago
a) cat
b) bladder
c) circadian rhythm
d) existential dread and/or panic that someone misconstrued something i said seven years ago
March 14, 2025 at 1:46 AM
which of the following will wake me up tomorrow on my day off?
a) cat
b) bladder
c) circadian rhythm
d) existential dread and/or panic that someone misconstrued something i said seven years ago
a) cat
b) bladder
c) circadian rhythm
d) existential dread and/or panic that someone misconstrued something i said seven years ago