Ally C.
@allychialastri.bsky.social
president of the howdy doody circus army
Hell is the Acme on N. 2nd on a Sunday afternoon while it’s snowing and their registers are down.
January 18, 2026 at 6:01 PM
Hell is the Acme on N. 2nd on a Sunday afternoon while it’s snowing and their registers are down.
In these trying times it’s so important to focus on self care
January 13, 2026 at 4:24 AM
In these trying times it’s so important to focus on self care
Bedazzled “tush push” jeans. Philly fans are the friggin best.
January 11, 2026 at 10:15 PM
Bedazzled “tush push” jeans. Philly fans are the friggin best.
I present to you my ADHD:
January 2, 2026 at 1:05 AM
I present to you my ADHD:
Grateful for friends that *get* me 🥰
December 27, 2025 at 11:35 PM
Grateful for friends that *get* me 🥰
Gonna do a thread of stuff I’ve been collecting throughout 2025. Up first:
December 24, 2025 at 3:23 AM
Gonna do a thread of stuff I’ve been collecting throughout 2025. Up first:
Frozen pizza and bagged salad night is such a nice adult treat
December 23, 2025 at 12:14 AM
Frozen pizza and bagged salad night is such a nice adult treat
My therapist encouraged me to try journaling as a way to express emotions and get some thoughts off my mind. But that’s kind of what I use this thing for so 🤷♀️
December 20, 2025 at 2:06 AM
My therapist encouraged me to try journaling as a way to express emotions and get some thoughts off my mind. But that’s kind of what I use this thing for so 🤷♀️
The staff recommendations at the state store always make me chuckle
December 17, 2025 at 11:23 PM
The staff recommendations at the state store always make me chuckle
A cool thing about being 36 and never getting Botox is that if you forgot to bring your ID with you to a bar, they weren’t going to ask for it anyway because your forehead wrinkles prove you’re very much older than 21 🙃
December 14, 2025 at 6:52 AM
A cool thing about being 36 and never getting Botox is that if you forgot to bring your ID with you to a bar, they weren’t going to ask for it anyway because your forehead wrinkles prove you’re very much older than 21 🙃
I’m in the basement of an old church in Port Richmond singing karaoke (?)
December 7, 2025 at 4:05 AM
I’m in the basement of an old church in Port Richmond singing karaoke (?)
welcome to my mad men rewatch thread!
December 6, 2025 at 8:46 PM
welcome to my mad men rewatch thread!
held the door open for a guy when i was entering the state store, turns out he was fleeing with a stolen bottle of booze. does this make me an accomplice?
December 4, 2025 at 12:52 AM
held the door open for a guy when i was entering the state store, turns out he was fleeing with a stolen bottle of booze. does this make me an accomplice?
just watched a man switch from twisted tea (bottle) to twisted tea light (bottle) at the bar and i think my last shred of humanity died with that one
November 30, 2025 at 5:35 AM
just watched a man switch from twisted tea (bottle) to twisted tea light (bottle) at the bar and i think my last shred of humanity died with that one
hey @guster.bsky.social please put carol of the meows on touch tunes so i can play it at my local bar 👏
November 30, 2025 at 2:10 AM
hey @guster.bsky.social please put carol of the meows on touch tunes so i can play it at my local bar 👏
a tradition unlike any other 🦃
November 27, 2025 at 1:51 PM
a tradition unlike any other 🦃
finally watching task on HBO. accents are pretty good!
November 27, 2025 at 1:54 AM
finally watching task on HBO. accents are pretty good!
The sweatpants I am wearing today are old enough to vote
November 24, 2025 at 5:48 PM
The sweatpants I am wearing today are old enough to vote
suck my ass, nits are keeping the land grant trophy 🏆
November 16, 2025 at 5:37 AM
suck my ass, nits are keeping the land grant trophy 🏆
found the sock!
3.5 months at this new apartment and i just lost my first sock to the dryer monster. new personal best tbh.
November 14, 2025 at 2:35 PM
found the sock!