you’re ruining everything
you’re ruining everything
ok. vibe ruined
ok. vibe ruined
( hitting a mean dougie rn )
( hitting a mean dougie rn )
it means lift my nuts and lick my taint.
what does that have to do with toby fox
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ain’t you the type of mf to get blown up by a plasma grenade and die
it means lift my nuts and lick my taint.
ain’t you the type of mf to get blown up by a plasma grenade and die
cash ain’t you the type of mf to say “toby fox clears carti”
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ain’t you the type of mf to get blown up by a plasma grenade and die
does she want YOU 🤨
does she want YOU 🤨
YOU WERE THE ONE WHO PLAYED THAT ASS MUSIC IN THE FIRST PLACE
YOU WERE THE ONE WHO PLAYED THAT ASS MUSIC IN THE FIRST PLACE
bishop has a headache now cuz of yall 💔
bishop has a headache now cuz of yall 💔
oh my god kill yourself
oh my god kill yourself
yes we’re drawing the fucking line
yes we’re drawing the fucking line
i hope your next task is killing yourself.
i hope your next task is killing yourself.
i know that this melted fruit by the foot is NOT talking to me.
i know that this melted fruit by the foot is NOT talking to me.
you’re LITERALLY NOT DOING ANYTHING
you’re LITERALLY NOT DOING ANYTHING
can you SHUT THE FUCK UPPPP
can you SHUT THE FUCK UPPPP
( this shit is so trash bro )
( this shit is so trash bro )
getting pretty tired of seeing all these kids scaling these buildings. it’s private property for a reason.
getting pretty tired of seeing all these kids scaling these buildings. it’s private property for a reason.
nah, man. . . you worry too much about too little! gotta chillax.
( their impression doesn't last very long, nor was it really humorous to anyone else but them. )
Whatever helps you sleep at night, 𝕽ookie.
Dear God, you're worthless. I see why you work under Bishop.
Be a good little dog and get in position before Herr Bishop gets upset with you, because, in case you haven't noticed. . .
I've been at my post the whole time. You've been sitting here spouting your meaningless bullshit.
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Because at the end of the day, my role holds far more security in my life than yours does.
Sleep on it, maybe, then you’ll come to understand.
If you can’t, then perhaps you’re stupider than Bishop gives you credit for.
nah, man. . . you worry too much about too little! gotta chillax.
( their impression doesn't last very long, nor was it really humorous to anyone else but them. )
Whatever helps you sleep at night, 𝕽ookie.
I’m telling you to speak with her because you seem to think that what is me simply doing what I’m paid to do is some sort of morality game I’m seeking to play with both you and Nanami.
I’m more than content with following the orders I’m given because I know the trust she places in me.
You simply deny it. It agonizes you each and every day, knowing you won't amount to anything more than a figurehead beside Centra Bishop.
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I’m telling you to speak with her because you seem to think that what is me simply doing what I’m paid to do is some sort of morality game I’m seeking to play with both you and Nanami.
I’m more than content with following the orders I’m given because I know the trust she places in me.
Objectively speaking, yes. If I had trusted everybody I met leading up to the job I have now, I’d be dead about five times over.
It’s a hard pill you’re gonna have to swallow eventually. “She’ll understand”, or something along those lines.
If you really have an issue with that,
People /you/ believe yourself above because of their nature. You are not the first to take advantage of Nanami's kindness.
But maybe you'll earn the distinction of being the very last; so rejoice and take solace in that, and maybe you'll feel a little less miserable when that time comes.
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Frail and malleable are the exact adjectives I’d use to describe some other people we know.
. . . I’ll let you have your fun, then. I gotta get going.
Objectively speaking, yes. If I had trusted everybody I met leading up to the job I have now, I’d be dead about five times over.
It’s a hard pill you’re gonna have to swallow eventually. “She’ll understand”, or something along those lines.
If you really have an issue with that,
Frail and malleable are the exact adjectives I’d use to describe some other people we know.
. . . I’ll let you have your fun, then. I gotta get going.
. . . you talk too much. especially for someone so frail and malleable.
spare me the incessant blathering and leave me to my work, Kane.
someone has to pick up your slack.
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Alright, “stranger” .
Bishop’s given us posts for the remainder of the conference. Gonna be at the top of that building all the way on the other side.
Nothing usually goes terribly at these events. But if they do, let’s hope you’ll shape up.
Can’t say it’d make me sad to see you go.
Frail and malleable are the exact adjectives I’d use to describe some other people we know.
. . . I’ll let you have your fun, then. I gotta get going.
Alright, “stranger” .
Bishop’s given us posts for the remainder of the conference. Gonna be at the top of that building all the way on the other side.
Nothing usually goes terribly at these events. But if they do, let’s hope you’ll shape up.
Can’t say it’d make me sad to see you go.
Alright, “stranger” .
Bishop’s given us posts for the remainder of the conference. Gonna be at the top of that building all the way on the other side.
Nothing usually goes terribly at these events. But if they do, let’s hope you’ll shape up.
Can’t say it’d make me sad to see you go.
of course not. but it /does/ look slightly unprofessional.
Why are you telling me this? This isn't anything new.
Are you trying to politely tell me to "hurry up" ?
. . . i, uh. think they're waiting on you.
they're getting kind of antsy outside. shoving cameras in everyone's faces.
of course not. but it /does/ look slightly unprofessional.
. . . i, uh. think they're waiting on you.
they're getting kind of antsy outside. shoving cameras in everyone's faces.
. . . i, uh. think they're waiting on you.
they're getting kind of antsy outside. shoving cameras in everyone's faces.
can't let that happen yet.
you'll legs will heal for the most part within 6-12 weeks, maybe we can talk about it then.
i'm just doing my job.
. . . i'll be back later with dinner.
can't let that happen yet.
you'll legs will heal for the most part within 6-12 weeks, maybe we can talk about it then.
i'm just doing my job.
. . . i'll be back later with dinner.