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allison
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picking colors at the end of the world

new orleans via indianapolis
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a show of incredible cameos
December 3, 2025 at 8:25 AM
alll.bsky.social
keep us updated
December 1, 2025 at 3:08 AM
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this is also another great onion newspaper ad
November 29, 2025 at 1:26 AM
alll.bsky.social
I’m just so sorry. What a magnificent life she had 🩷
November 27, 2025 at 9:53 PM
alll.bsky.social
absolutely, please do this
November 27, 2025 at 2:41 AM
alll.bsky.social
it's not even the 10th strangest thing here but I'm kinda fascinated at the editorial choice to tag her. feels classically "man of a certain age"
November 27, 2025 at 2:36 AM
alll.bsky.social
need this so bad. She's a heist-able size! wouldn't work with ol' Bevo
November 27, 2025 at 2:28 AM
alll.bsky.social
something about “grow up” and “get educated” is just killinggggg me tonight. Seminal american media!

m.youtube.com/shorts/uznUl...
THE WICKED WITCH OF THE EAST, BRO!
YouTube video by Austin Parrish
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November 26, 2025 at 5:04 AM
alll.bsky.social
& not to victim blame but the sleeveless hoodie doesn’t help
November 25, 2025 at 9:08 PM
alll.bsky.social
maybe that was relaxed for Terry
November 25, 2025 at 9:06 PM
alll.bsky.social
I’m never going to argue against more pumpkin pie for me
November 25, 2025 at 8:42 PM
alll.bsky.social
Just Do It
November 25, 2025 at 8:41 PM
alll.bsky.social
no way to know that this wasn’t Chips alum tom crean on the line
November 25, 2025 at 1:36 AM
alll.bsky.social
now that’s innovation
November 25, 2025 at 1:12 AM
alll.bsky.social
not!! lonely!! enough!!!!
November 24, 2025 at 7:54 PM
alll.bsky.social
Tim Robinson’s there’s too much fucking shit on me moment
November 23, 2025 at 7:33 PM