Allison Wyss (But the abyss... It's still in my heart.)
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Allison Wyss (But the abyss... It's still in my heart.)
@allisonwyss.bsky.social
I don’t think I’ve been lost. she/her

And a book(!): SPLENDID ANATOMIES (Shirley Jackson Award Finalist, 2022)

https://www.allisonwyss.com
I need a different pattern every time but always balanced, somehow, even if it's weird.
November 27, 2025 at 2:31 AM
Are you on a zoom with your snowman?
November 26, 2025 at 5:34 PM
I can’t spend any more time in those replies, my god, but you are doing god’s work there. Thank you.
November 26, 2025 at 12:08 PM
We eat a little tear gas for our neighbors.
November 26, 2025 at 2:49 AM
We show up to protect our neighbors.
November 25, 2025 at 9:20 PM
Ah geez. Sorry about that freaking lecture. It’s all fine. (I mean it’s terrible!) I get it I get it I get it.
November 24, 2025 at 4:25 PM
Kids were unsafe & traumatized in a lot of horrible ways then too. The gun sitch is horrendous, inexcusable, unforgivable. But crashing into a silly post to pancakes/waffles something political is not the kindest. And also, yeah, I get it. I feel it. I guess I forgive you because I didn't block you.
November 24, 2025 at 3:55 PM
You seem fun.
November 24, 2025 at 3:49 PM
You couldn’t rip the material or stain it or even burn it. Maybe it couldn’t be cut? That would explain the hack tailoring. (My mom actually does sew very well.)
November 24, 2025 at 2:19 PM
Probably she sold it to a new family when I graduated. My sister had her own indestructible culotte that grew with her.
November 24, 2025 at 2:16 PM
When I started kindergarten, my mom bought a used uniform from an outgoing eighth grader. She hemmed it and moved the button on the waist, then gradually adjusted the button and hem for nine years as I grew.
November 24, 2025 at 2:15 PM
G’s emoji is not just a rating but the letter’s actual face.
November 21, 2025 at 6:31 PM
I will. But I’ll still be, like, sticky from it.
November 21, 2025 at 2:47 PM