Allison Towers 🎩
@allisontowe.rs
Raccoon thief, up to mischief!
~ Game Nerd ~ Developer ~ Writer ~ Speedrunner ~
🔞 🇬🇧
29/Ace/HeHim ~ icon by Beezlejuice ~ banner by @uchuokami.bsky.social
~ Game Nerd ~ Developer ~ Writer ~ Speedrunner ~
🔞 🇬🇧
29/Ace/HeHim ~ icon by Beezlejuice ~ banner by @uchuokami.bsky.social
They're making me take all the rubbish out at the holiday lodge and the only reason is because I'm a raccoon so it's my natural environment!!
They're not wrong but rude!!
They're not wrong but rude!!
November 12, 2025 at 5:09 PM
They're making me take all the rubbish out at the holiday lodge and the only reason is because I'm a raccoon so it's my natural environment!!
They're not wrong but rude!!
They're not wrong but rude!!
Reposted by Allison Towers 🎩
In 2006 a high school English teacher asked students to write to a famous author & ask for advice.
KURT VONNEGUT - born 103yrs ago today - was the only one to respond.
His reply was a doozy.
KURT VONNEGUT - born 103yrs ago today - was the only one to respond.
His reply was a doozy.
November 11, 2025 at 10:39 AM
In 2006 a high school English teacher asked students to write to a famous author & ask for advice.
KURT VONNEGUT - born 103yrs ago today - was the only one to respond.
His reply was a doozy.
KURT VONNEGUT - born 103yrs ago today - was the only one to respond.
His reply was a doozy.
I'm not actually being rendered while I'm hitting you from behind, that's called thrustum culling
November 7, 2025 at 10:47 PM
I'm not actually being rendered while I'm hitting you from behind, that's called thrustum culling
Reposted by Allison Towers 🎩
10/10 take. No notes.
November 7, 2025 at 5:49 PM
10/10 take. No notes.
I was just heading out of work today and they handed me THIS??!! WHAT THE HECK IT'S SO COOL
(they said I could post but didn't wanna be credited!)
(they said I could post but didn't wanna be credited!)
November 6, 2025 at 7:47 PM
I was just heading out of work today and they handed me THIS??!! WHAT THE HECK IT'S SO COOL
(they said I could post but didn't wanna be credited!)
(they said I could post but didn't wanna be credited!)
chatted to a work colleague about me being a furry on the ride home.
the pipeline of plot twists from them, going from "yeah i know a couple furries" to "i draw comms for furries a lot" to "i have my own OC to be in art" to "...i'm probably a furry" in the span of a 5 minute car trip was IMPRESSIVE
the pipeline of plot twists from them, going from "yeah i know a couple furries" to "i draw comms for furries a lot" to "i have my own OC to be in art" to "...i'm probably a furry" in the span of a 5 minute car trip was IMPRESSIVE
November 5, 2025 at 5:41 PM
chatted to a work colleague about me being a furry on the ride home.
the pipeline of plot twists from them, going from "yeah i know a couple furries" to "i draw comms for furries a lot" to "i have my own OC to be in art" to "...i'm probably a furry" in the span of a 5 minute car trip was IMPRESSIVE
the pipeline of plot twists from them, going from "yeah i know a couple furries" to "i draw comms for furries a lot" to "i have my own OC to be in art" to "...i'm probably a furry" in the span of a 5 minute car trip was IMPRESSIVE
I contacted my GP today about getting ADHD meds and they responded "yeah you already asked us last November and you're still on the waiting list"
Which is a pretty funny ADHD moment but also kind of crazy that it's been an entire year of zero contact from the mental health service I got referred to
Which is a pretty funny ADHD moment but also kind of crazy that it's been an entire year of zero contact from the mental health service I got referred to
November 3, 2025 at 5:25 PM
I contacted my GP today about getting ADHD meds and they responded "yeah you already asked us last November and you're still on the waiting list"
Which is a pretty funny ADHD moment but also kind of crazy that it's been an entire year of zero contact from the mental health service I got referred to
Which is a pretty funny ADHD moment but also kind of crazy that it's been an entire year of zero contact from the mental health service I got referred to
I guess you could say Cask of Amontillado really gets him 'Bricked Up'
I sometimes forget HOW into bondage some of my friends are until I'll ask jokingly if they've ever been duct-taped to a wall and they'll say "no but I've been sealed into a wall like Cask of Amontillado" as if that's a step down from that
November 3, 2025 at 8:22 AM
I guess you could say Cask of Amontillado really gets him 'Bricked Up'
Buying new black jeans is awful
WHY DO THEY SMELL LIKE THAT
WHY DO THEY SMELL LIKE THAT
November 2, 2025 at 1:59 PM
Buying new black jeans is awful
WHY DO THEY SMELL LIKE THAT
WHY DO THEY SMELL LIKE THAT
Choose your own adventure:
Allison Towers is wearing cozy woolly purple socks
What will you do
Allison Towers is wearing cozy woolly purple socks
What will you do
November 1, 2025 at 6:25 PM
Choose your own adventure:
Allison Towers is wearing cozy woolly purple socks
What will you do
Allison Towers is wearing cozy woolly purple socks
What will you do
What talking to me is kinda like
October 30, 2025 at 5:03 PM
What talking to me is kinda like
I sometimes forget HOW into bondage some of my friends are until I'll ask jokingly if they've ever been duct-taped to a wall and they'll say "no but I've been sealed into a wall like Cask of Amontillado" as if that's a step down from that
October 29, 2025 at 8:47 PM
I sometimes forget HOW into bondage some of my friends are until I'll ask jokingly if they've ever been duct-taped to a wall and they'll say "no but I've been sealed into a wall like Cask of Amontillado" as if that's a step down from that
Reposted by Allison Towers 🎩
"Hey, we heard your distress call. Is everything okay?"
*oddly blank voice over the radio* "Yes. Everything is fine."
"What happened? Did you find the hypnotist?"
*oddly blank voice over the radio* "Yes. He's here. Come see for yourselves."
*oddly blank voice over the radio* "Yes. Everything is fine."
"What happened? Did you find the hypnotist?"
*oddly blank voice over the radio* "Yes. He's here. Come see for yourselves."
October 27, 2025 at 5:04 PM
"Hey, we heard your distress call. Is everything okay?"
*oddly blank voice over the radio* "Yes. Everything is fine."
"What happened? Did you find the hypnotist?"
*oddly blank voice over the radio* "Yes. He's here. Come see for yourselves."
*oddly blank voice over the radio* "Yes. Everything is fine."
"What happened? Did you find the hypnotist?"
*oddly blank voice over the radio* "Yes. He's here. Come see for yourselves."
Reposted by Allison Towers 🎩
Rocket pool party~
I did this drawing with some cameos from pawtreon!
Darwin, Skyrie and Dolce ~
I did this drawing with some cameos from pawtreon!
Darwin, Skyrie and Dolce ~
October 4, 2025 at 8:51 PM
Rocket pool party~
I did this drawing with some cameos from pawtreon!
Darwin, Skyrie and Dolce ~
I did this drawing with some cameos from pawtreon!
Darwin, Skyrie and Dolce ~
I feel bad that there's so many lovely people I used to chat with regularly and then it just kinda trailed off one day!
I wish there was more time in the world to keep up with everyone 😩
My DMs and chats are open anyway, especially if you're reading this and fit the above
I wish there was more time in the world to keep up with everyone 😩
My DMs and chats are open anyway, especially if you're reading this and fit the above
October 25, 2025 at 8:53 PM
I feel bad that there's so many lovely people I used to chat with regularly and then it just kinda trailed off one day!
I wish there was more time in the world to keep up with everyone 😩
My DMs and chats are open anyway, especially if you're reading this and fit the above
I wish there was more time in the world to keep up with everyone 😩
My DMs and chats are open anyway, especially if you're reading this and fit the above
thought I was hopping on Geoguessr for a short session between youtube videos and ended up accidentally holding the vc hostage for nearly an hour and a half while I absolutely popped off out of nowhere and improved my Geoguessr Country Streak PB from 23 to ✨44✨
October 24, 2025 at 7:43 PM
thought I was hopping on Geoguessr for a short session between youtube videos and ended up accidentally holding the vc hostage for nearly an hour and a half while I absolutely popped off out of nowhere and improved my Geoguessr Country Streak PB from 23 to ✨44✨
when you start drawing a friend but then discard it and see them in chat and think...
... they'll never know ...
... they'll never know ...
October 22, 2025 at 8:47 PM
when you start drawing a friend but then discard it and see them in chat and think...
... they'll never know ...
... they'll never know ...
I haven't walked home in rain that heavy for a while!!
So long in fact that it's the first rainy walk in the new expensive boots I bought last year and they are... not really waterproof -.-
Someone come let me dry my paws on you 🐾💦
So long in fact that it's the first rainy walk in the new expensive boots I bought last year and they are... not really waterproof -.-
Someone come let me dry my paws on you 🐾💦
October 20, 2025 at 4:53 PM
I haven't walked home in rain that heavy for a while!!
So long in fact that it's the first rainy walk in the new expensive boots I bought last year and they are... not really waterproof -.-
Someone come let me dry my paws on you 🐾💦
So long in fact that it's the first rainy walk in the new expensive boots I bought last year and they are... not really waterproof -.-
Someone come let me dry my paws on you 🐾💦
Reposted by Allison Towers 🎩
Met 1/3 of the rent goal so AS PROMISED; here’s the sin of Sly Cooper you all wanted! ✨
The further along the goals we get, the more characters you’ll get to enjoy!
Ready to ride this co— nostalgia train?
#furrynsfw #slycooper #retrogames #yiff
The further along the goals we get, the more characters you’ll get to enjoy!
Ready to ride this co— nostalgia train?
#furrynsfw #slycooper #retrogames #yiff
October 1, 2025 at 9:45 AM
Met 1/3 of the rent goal so AS PROMISED; here’s the sin of Sly Cooper you all wanted! ✨
The further along the goals we get, the more characters you’ll get to enjoy!
Ready to ride this co— nostalgia train?
#furrynsfw #slycooper #retrogames #yiff
The further along the goals we get, the more characters you’ll get to enjoy!
Ready to ride this co— nostalgia train?
#furrynsfw #slycooper #retrogames #yiff
There goes @mattumby.bsky.social sleeping on the ceiling again! what silly predicaments she gets herself into...
October 18, 2025 at 5:22 PM
There goes @mattumby.bsky.social sleeping on the ceiling again! what silly predicaments she gets herself into...
i don't know why but the concept of putting wholesome captions over this gif has been sending me all day, my entire DMs with @mattumby.bsky.social look like this right now
October 16, 2025 at 8:10 PM
i don't know why but the concept of putting wholesome captions over this gif has been sending me all day, my entire DMs with @mattumby.bsky.social look like this right now
Do you wear hats? 🎩
Have you worn hats? 🎩
Will you wear hats? 🎩
When will you wear hats? 🎩
Have you worn hats? 🎩
Will you wear hats? 🎩
When will you wear hats? 🎩
October 16, 2025 at 4:17 PM
Do you wear hats? 🎩
Have you worn hats? 🎩
Will you wear hats? 🎩
When will you wear hats? 🎩
Have you worn hats? 🎩
Will you wear hats? 🎩
When will you wear hats? 🎩
Confuzzled is paid!!
My wallet has been nuked from orbit
My wallet has been nuked from orbit
October 15, 2025 at 6:05 PM
Confuzzled is paid!!
My wallet has been nuked from orbit
My wallet has been nuked from orbit
Becoming a furry is kinda like getting the hidden dog ending but in real life
October 14, 2025 at 8:03 PM
Becoming a furry is kinda like getting the hidden dog ending but in real life
I've been writing again lately! I'm still not going to win any awards for word-count-per-session but it's feeling a lot easier this time round. Making sure I don't get bogged down in perfectionism and just go with the flow, and the story's flowing out pretty nice.
October 13, 2025 at 10:33 PM
I've been writing again lately! I'm still not going to win any awards for word-count-per-session but it's feeling a lot easier this time round. Making sure I don't get bogged down in perfectionism and just go with the flow, and the story's flowing out pretty nice.