Allison Shmallison
@allisonshmallison.bsky.social
They say this is better than the platform that shall not be named. Here for HMJ chat stuff!
Stripey being the most cuddly boy who ever cuddled. He bit me 5 seconds after I took this picture bc he’s also an asshole and I would die for him.
December 9, 2025 at 4:34 PM
Stripey being the most cuddly boy who ever cuddled. He bit me 5 seconds after I took this picture bc he’s also an asshole and I would die for him.
Braved south beach to see some art for Basel/Art Week. Some was good, some was not. Stopped into a crazy clothing store that was more fun than anything else we did all day.
December 7, 2025 at 5:22 AM
Braved south beach to see some art for Basel/Art Week. Some was good, some was not. Stopped into a crazy clothing store that was more fun than anything else we did all day.
He’s had a tough day of taking multiple naps
December 4, 2025 at 3:37 AM
He’s had a tough day of taking multiple naps
Sparkle beads!
November 28, 2025 at 1:14 AM
Sparkle beads!
Thankful for this little corner of the internet, and pretty sunsets
November 28, 2025 at 1:02 AM
Thankful for this little corner of the internet, and pretty sunsets
At the Sasquatch museum in Blue Ridge, Georgia. Way better than buc-ee’s 😆 great merch!
November 25, 2025 at 10:04 PM
At the Sasquatch museum in Blue Ridge, Georgia. Way better than buc-ee’s 😆 great merch!
Guess who had a panic attack at buc-ee’s???? 🎉🎉🎉 (beaver chips are really good tho!)
November 25, 2025 at 6:23 PM
Guess who had a panic attack at buc-ee’s???? 🎉🎉🎉 (beaver chips are really good tho!)
Anybody want anything? 🍗
I love kitschy Americana shit. Going to try to get in a bunch on our way back south
I love kitschy Americana shit. Going to try to get in a bunch on our way back south
November 25, 2025 at 1:51 AM
Anybody want anything? 🍗
I love kitschy Americana shit. Going to try to get in a bunch on our way back south
I love kitschy Americana shit. Going to try to get in a bunch on our way back south
After work hang with the gals
November 6, 2025 at 10:59 PM
After work hang with the gals
Who is she?
October 31, 2025 at 8:06 PM
Who is she?
It’s Halloween AND sweater weather here???? I couldn’t be happier. Happy Halloween chat 🧡💀👻🎃🧡
October 31, 2025 at 12:54 PM
It’s Halloween AND sweater weather here???? I couldn’t be happier. Happy Halloween chat 🧡💀👻🎃🧡
Shhhhhhhhh 🤫
October 27, 2025 at 8:36 PM
Shhhhhhhhh 🤫
Stimulated emissions…. of radiation! ahuhuhuhu
October 26, 2025 at 12:36 AM
Stimulated emissions…. of radiation! ahuhuhuhu
Happy Friday
October 24, 2025 at 1:49 PM
Happy Friday
I was petting mama and we’re friends now. She nursed for a minute, got up, grunted at me and then walked away. Girl, I’m not babysitting these kids. I did cuddle them for a minute tho.
October 23, 2025 at 9:49 PM
I was petting mama and we’re friends now. She nursed for a minute, got up, grunted at me and then walked away. Girl, I’m not babysitting these kids. I did cuddle them for a minute tho.
It’s true. I am tired, hungry, and like to be left alone 🐹
October 23, 2025 at 2:49 PM
It’s true. I am tired, hungry, and like to be left alone 🐹
Honorable mention to the story my bestie shared of more Halloween food. Lots of garlic, no vampires came.
October 19, 2025 at 5:33 PM
Honorable mention to the story my bestie shared of more Halloween food. Lots of garlic, no vampires came.
I had a Halloween/bad slasher movie party last night and it was very fun! This is the only picture I took. Pizza skulls! 😋 🍕 💀
October 19, 2025 at 5:30 PM
I had a Halloween/bad slasher movie party last night and it was very fun! This is the only picture I took. Pizza skulls! 😋 🍕 💀
Found more kittens in the broken down work truck today. The truck is leaving to the junk yard this week so the cats need to find a new place to chill. I was able to reunite mama with the babies and mama let me pet her 😻
October 14, 2025 at 6:28 PM
Found more kittens in the broken down work truck today. The truck is leaving to the junk yard this week so the cats need to find a new place to chill. I was able to reunite mama with the babies and mama let me pet her 😻
This is Stripey. Aka:
Stribey
Big boy
Little boy
Stinky smelly
Crazy boy
Rude
Stribey
Big boy
Little boy
Stinky smelly
Crazy boy
Rude
October 10, 2025 at 2:12 AM
This is Stripey. Aka:
Stribey
Big boy
Little boy
Stinky smelly
Crazy boy
Rude
Stribey
Big boy
Little boy
Stinky smelly
Crazy boy
Rude
I love being the childless auntie to my best friends daughter. She was really excited about her Love and the outfits. He’s been renamed to Young Thug Love and apparently he’s from New York.
October 6, 2025 at 12:29 AM
I love being the childless auntie to my best friends daughter. She was really excited about her Love and the outfits. He’s been renamed to Young Thug Love and apparently he’s from New York.
Went to the museum with my niece and friends. She’s almost as tall as me 😳
October 5, 2025 at 12:36 AM
Went to the museum with my niece and friends. She’s almost as tall as me 😳
This giant banyon tree 😍
October 4, 2025 at 5:21 PM
This giant banyon tree 😍