Oysters are good for this, too! Buy oyster gloves, fuckers!

I can still smell it sometimes...

May I recommend the 4th of July parade in my hometown of Racine, Wisconsin? They still glue their own shit there and it rules.

Same

I tell everyone that Hemingway married his first two wives for their money. Hadley supported them in Paris! Pauline's uncle bought thdm a house! My man knew how to do this.

You can get tons of different batteries online but we were always told they weren't trustworthy for the same reason they're now recalling these: fire, explodey-boom, death.

The forums are discussing it. We'll see.

It reads practically randomized. WTF.

Half of all love/relationship advice posts are like "I can't function in any way and now this dumb bitch I'm married to wants kids, should I have them" and NO. NO YOU SHOULD NOT HAVE CHILDREN WITH SOMEONE YOU DON'T LIKE. ESPECIALLY IF THAT SOMEONE IS YOURSELF.