Allen Kenney
@allenkenney.bsky.social
Interdisciplinary content machine who dabbles in impact communications strategy and storytelling. Containing multitudes.
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Email: [email protected]
Where do y'all think the ball is going?
September 8, 2025 at 8:24 PM
Where do y'all think the ball is going?
Roast me - stuffed chicken breasts wrapped in bacon and smoked
August 31, 2025 at 8:46 PM
Roast me - stuffed chicken breasts wrapped in bacon and smoked
You “have little doubt” that your supposition about a theoretical person “might” be true?
I have little doubt that some Ward 8 students might find it terrifying that National Guard members are standing guard outside their schools.
Give me a column.
I have little doubt that some Ward 8 students might find it terrifying that National Guard members are standing guard outside their schools.
Give me a column.
August 20, 2025 at 11:59 AM
You “have little doubt” that your supposition about a theoretical person “might” be true?
I have little doubt that some Ward 8 students might find it terrifying that National Guard members are standing guard outside their schools.
Give me a column.
I have little doubt that some Ward 8 students might find it terrifying that National Guard members are standing guard outside their schools.
Give me a column.
This passage from the @jamellebouie.net column today gets at the irksome laziness of white punditry that is so detestable
August 20, 2025 at 11:39 AM
This passage from the @jamellebouie.net column today gets at the irksome laziness of white punditry that is so detestable
“A written promise” - that will do it
August 16, 2025 at 5:12 PM
“A written promise” - that will do it
Wanna see something wild? The group on the top includes the top 5 OLs at OU in terms of snaps played in 2024. Injuries left them shuffling all season. (The bottom is the same distribution at Texas for comparison's sake.)
July 24, 2025 at 7:36 PM
Wanna see something wild? The group on the top includes the top 5 OLs at OU in terms of snaps played in 2024. Injuries left them shuffling all season. (The bottom is the same distribution at Texas for comparison's sake.)
An all-Italian final
June 6, 2025 at 2:05 PM
An all-Italian final
I loved the extras who would pop up on “Oz”
April 21, 2025 at 7:23 PM
I loved the extras who would pop up on “Oz”
The Wikipedia entry for "complementary football" is a self-parody
April 2, 2025 at 3:27 PM
The Wikipedia entry for "complementary football" is a self-parody
Everything about this Signal fiasco is very "Team America," right down to how JD Vance looks
March 26, 2025 at 4:21 PM
Everything about this Signal fiasco is very "Team America," right down to how JD Vance looks
I know he was performing for a good cause and all that, but kinda wild that Flea last night hasn't been memed yet
January 31, 2025 at 7:49 PM
I know he was performing for a good cause and all that, but kinda wild that Flea last night hasn't been memed yet
Graf 12 completely upends the framing of this story
January 27, 2025 at 1:25 PM
Graf 12 completely upends the framing of this story
Why do reporters insist on treating this like a real thing with any legitimacy or authority?
December 19, 2024 at 1:54 PM
Why do reporters insist on treating this like a real thing with any legitimacy or authority?
I prefer Mangiones who dedicate themselves to more edifying pursuits, like the flugelhorn
December 9, 2024 at 9:03 PM
I prefer Mangiones who dedicate themselves to more edifying pursuits, like the flugelhorn
There are at least 3 other things on this list I’d take too
December 9, 2024 at 4:07 PM
There are at least 3 other things on this list I’d take too
“Heretic” was a real laugh riot. And the killer musical numbers!
December 9, 2024 at 3:36 PM
“Heretic” was a real laugh riot. And the killer musical numbers!
Maybe this only seems shady to me, but what do you notice about the odds on Alabama in these images? Both come from an arm of ESPN - the "journalism" side and the betting side.
December 3, 2024 at 3:49 AM
Maybe this only seems shady to me, but what do you notice about the odds on Alabama in these images? Both come from an arm of ESPN - the "journalism" side and the betting side.
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(Re: bomb threats against schools in Tulsa)
(Re: bomb threats against schools in Tulsa)
August 28, 2023 at 7:56 PM
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(Re: bomb threats against schools in Tulsa)
(Re: bomb threats against schools in Tulsa)