Kristalynn
@allblackleopard.bsky.social
I file my nails and watch stuff. Working on my night moves.
I saw Diane Martel's name during the in memoriam segment and couldn't place why her name was familiar to me. I went to the search bar and fuuuuck me, her resume is wild (complimentary).
February 2, 2026 at 4:16 AM
I saw Diane Martel's name during the in memoriam segment and couldn't place why her name was familiar to me. I went to the search bar and fuuuuck me, her resume is wild (complimentary).
Watching I Saw The TV Glow, and I don't think I've missed my friend more. We'd call each other to watch Buffy on the phone and yap during commercials. I miss him so much because all I want to do is talk about this movie with him, but I can't, for space-time-afterlife reasons.
January 31, 2026 at 3:21 PM
Watching I Saw The TV Glow, and I don't think I've missed my friend more. We'd call each other to watch Buffy on the phone and yap during commercials. I miss him so much because all I want to do is talk about this movie with him, but I can't, for space-time-afterlife reasons.
Thoughts on His and Hers:
1. Why is everyone but Priya Patel and the ME with the bob bad at their job?
2. I feel like I would have liked a little breadcrumb in my whodunit.
3. Tessa Thompson's cheekbones.
4. This whole series just felt like a book (in an obvious, not good way).
1. Why is everyone but Priya Patel and the ME with the bob bad at their job?
2. I feel like I would have liked a little breadcrumb in my whodunit.
3. Tessa Thompson's cheekbones.
4. This whole series just felt like a book (in an obvious, not good way).
January 21, 2026 at 4:00 AM
Thoughts on His and Hers:
1. Why is everyone but Priya Patel and the ME with the bob bad at their job?
2. I feel like I would have liked a little breadcrumb in my whodunit.
3. Tessa Thompson's cheekbones.
4. This whole series just felt like a book (in an obvious, not good way).
1. Why is everyone but Priya Patel and the ME with the bob bad at their job?
2. I feel like I would have liked a little breadcrumb in my whodunit.
3. Tessa Thompson's cheekbones.
4. This whole series just felt like a book (in an obvious, not good way).
Did Geggy Tah walk so Free Credit Report commercials could run?
January 17, 2026 at 4:41 AM
Did Geggy Tah walk so Free Credit Report commercials could run?
My preferred Coppola is Imani.
January 17, 2026 at 2:34 AM
My preferred Coppola is Imani.
Took myself to see Marty Supreme and then pop punk night at my favorite neighborhood cocktail bar. I have a client call tomorrow. At least they don't have to look at me.
January 13, 2026 at 4:16 AM
Took myself to see Marty Supreme and then pop punk night at my favorite neighborhood cocktail bar. I have a client call tomorrow. At least they don't have to look at me.
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Cleaned out the fridge. I feel like after you do that, an elf should appear and clean the rest of the kitchen.
November 30, 2025 at 8:03 PM
Cleaned out the fridge. I feel like after you do that, an elf should appear and clean the rest of the kitchen.
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I just want to say I am offended by the idea of a movie where people time-travel to 1995. That year just happened!
November 17, 2025 at 6:47 PM
I just want to say I am offended by the idea of a movie where people time-travel to 1995. That year just happened!
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Happy There Is A Circulatory System Walking Through The Kitchen Day to all who celebrate.
November 10, 2025 at 10:54 AM
Happy There Is A Circulatory System Walking Through The Kitchen Day to all who celebrate.
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I encourage you to review the entire history of alleged Sexiest Mens Alives, because no matter who you are, I think you will experience at least one jump scare. people.com/celebrity/al...
See All the Sexiest Man Alive Covers from the Past 40 Years
See every Sexiest Man Alive cover in PEOPLE's history, from 1985 until now.
people.com
November 4, 2025 at 3:55 PM
I encourage you to review the entire history of alleged Sexiest Mens Alives, because no matter who you are, I think you will experience at least one jump scare. people.com/celebrity/al...
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Something something scrambled eggs
'Frasier' star Kelsey Grammer, 70, celebrates arrival of eighth child
Break out the tossed salad and scrambled eggs! Kelsey Grammer has revealed he welcomed his eighth child — his fourth with wife Kayte Walsh — at age 70: 'It was like three days ago.'
ew.com
October 29, 2025 at 1:36 AM
Something something scrambled eggs
Netflix knows exactly wtf they're doing. Category: Familiar Favorites (but also Growing Up Millennial). Movie: Sister Act. Preview clip: youtu.be/ctjG4MjJwEA?...
October 28, 2025 at 1:13 AM
Netflix knows exactly wtf they're doing. Category: Familiar Favorites (but also Growing Up Millennial). Movie: Sister Act. Preview clip: youtu.be/ctjG4MjJwEA?...
Movies I saw this weekend, and my thoughts:
Bring Her Back (fine)
Don't Say A Word (hilariously bad)
What Lies Beneath (annoyingly bad)
The Killer Inside Me (in progress, but not loving it)
Springsteen: Deliver Me From Nowhere (well acted, mixed feelings about the narrative)
Bring Her Back (fine)
Don't Say A Word (hilariously bad)
What Lies Beneath (annoyingly bad)
The Killer Inside Me (in progress, but not loving it)
Springsteen: Deliver Me From Nowhere (well acted, mixed feelings about the narrative)
October 26, 2025 at 2:35 PM
Movies I saw this weekend, and my thoughts:
Bring Her Back (fine)
Don't Say A Word (hilariously bad)
What Lies Beneath (annoyingly bad)
The Killer Inside Me (in progress, but not loving it)
Springsteen: Deliver Me From Nowhere (well acted, mixed feelings about the narrative)
Bring Her Back (fine)
Don't Say A Word (hilariously bad)
What Lies Beneath (annoyingly bad)
The Killer Inside Me (in progress, but not loving it)
Springsteen: Deliver Me From Nowhere (well acted, mixed feelings about the narrative)
Thank God I didn't know this was happening. My ass would have been there with a hole in my checking account, screaming every word to "Quality Revenge At Last" and "Eleven To Your Seven" like it was my damn job.
Hey Mercedes played their first show in over eight years at Best Friends Forever last night
Watch Hey Mercedes Reunite At Best Friends Forever Festival
Best Friends Forever 2025 is currently underway. The emo-centric Las Vegas festival is hosting reunions of bands including Penfold, Texas Is The Reason, Minus The Bear, and more. One of those newly-re...
www.stereogum.com
October 12, 2025 at 5:10 PM
Thank God I didn't know this was happening. My ass would have been there with a hole in my checking account, screaming every word to "Quality Revenge At Last" and "Eleven To Your Seven" like it was my damn job.
Sometimes you gotta watch the new Reading Rainbow and sob over a book about a cat that goes to the library (No Cats In The Library). Now I just want to mail books to the children I know.
October 7, 2025 at 11:38 AM
Sometimes you gotta watch the new Reading Rainbow and sob over a book about a cat that goes to the library (No Cats In The Library). Now I just want to mail books to the children I know.
I love a full door all gender multi stall restroom.
September 21, 2025 at 2:55 AM
I love a full door all gender multi stall restroom.
God bless whoever bootlegged these A&E Biography episodes to YouTube. Edgar Allen Poe, Sally Hemmings, and Dorothy Dandridge have been fascinating.
September 17, 2025 at 12:05 PM
God bless whoever bootlegged these A&E Biography episodes to YouTube. Edgar Allen Poe, Sally Hemmings, and Dorothy Dandridge have been fascinating.
Been intermittently watching The Good Place. Put on an episode to get into after work mode. The episode I picked up (s3e12) had two jokes that had new layers in 2025.
September 15, 2025 at 11:32 PM
Been intermittently watching The Good Place. Put on an episode to get into after work mode. The episode I picked up (s3e12) had two jokes that had new layers in 2025.
Shout out to whoever advocated for the mute chat and leave chat functionalities. Saving tf out my mental health.
August 25, 2025 at 9:51 PM
Shout out to whoever advocated for the mute chat and leave chat functionalities. Saving tf out my mental health.
Don't mind me, just having bottomless mimosas at drag brunch while blind buying perfume.
August 23, 2025 at 7:03 PM
Don't mind me, just having bottomless mimosas at drag brunch while blind buying perfume.
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I have a very hard time right now thinking about anything except what’s directly directly in front of me. Like, I have trouble doing things I don’t absolutely have to do in the next 12 hours. Then I feel bad about what I haven’t done, and I kind of freeze, and it goes on like that.
I'm having a rough go of it lately, and have been thinking: everyone is going through something, and you have no idea what it is, or how it's affecting them.
Quote post this is if you're going through something, and maybe we'll all realize that we aren't as alone as we feel right now.
Quote post this is if you're going through something, and maybe we'll all realize that we aren't as alone as we feel right now.
August 3, 2025 at 7:30 PM
I have a very hard time right now thinking about anything except what’s directly directly in front of me. Like, I have trouble doing things I don’t absolutely have to do in the next 12 hours. Then I feel bad about what I haven’t done, and I kind of freeze, and it goes on like that.
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I have absolutely no idea what exactly is going to happen in the next six months, year, five years. But you can still support public media and help figure out what it’s going to look like. Again, don’t read me as not worried. LOL, I AM WORRIED. But I’m not done. (2/3)
August 2, 2025 at 5:06 PM
I have absolutely no idea what exactly is going to happen in the next six months, year, five years. But you can still support public media and help figure out what it’s going to look like. Again, don’t read me as not worried. LOL, I AM WORRIED. But I’m not done. (2/3)
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It looks like the Scarecrow wants you to try a new drug for ED.
August 1, 2025 at 11:00 PM
It looks like the Scarecrow wants you to try a new drug for ED.
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My mom is the biggest Hulk Hogan hater of us all.
She just chimed in.
She just chimed in.
July 24, 2025 at 4:50 PM
My mom is the biggest Hulk Hogan hater of us all.
She just chimed in.
She just chimed in.
The explanation of the transition into the internet era? [chef's kiss]
As someone who was deeply attached to remixes, b-sides, mashups, and other varieties of deep cuts at the time, it was comforting to hear that someone else remembers some bangers only live on dead iPods.
As someone who was deeply attached to remixes, b-sides, mashups, and other varieties of deep cuts at the time, it was comforting to hear that someone else remembers some bangers only live on dead iPods.
July 17, 2025 at 1:55 PM
The explanation of the transition into the internet era? [chef's kiss]
As someone who was deeply attached to remixes, b-sides, mashups, and other varieties of deep cuts at the time, it was comforting to hear that someone else remembers some bangers only live on dead iPods.
As someone who was deeply attached to remixes, b-sides, mashups, and other varieties of deep cuts at the time, it was comforting to hear that someone else remembers some bangers only live on dead iPods.