Mostly piratey
@allanboroughs.bsky.social
Children's writer - I am in touch with my inner child - he makes me do things.
Serious question - has any UK parliamentary petition ever succeeded in its objectives?
November 25, 2025 at 7:45 AM
Serious question - has any UK parliamentary petition ever succeeded in its objectives?
“Melania is modelling a look we call ‘off-duty obstetrician’”
November 25, 2025 at 7:16 AM
“Melania is modelling a look we call ‘off-duty obstetrician’”
I read as far as ‘sweet potato and marshmallow casserole’
November 23, 2025 at 1:43 PM
I read as far as ‘sweet potato and marshmallow casserole’
Step right up
That's right it fillets
It chops, it dices, it slices
It never stops
Lasts a lifetime, it mows your lawn
It picks up the kids from school
It gets rid of unwanted facial hair
It gets rid of embarrassing age spots
It delivers the pizza
It lengthens
And it strengthens
-Tom Waits
That's right it fillets
It chops, it dices, it slices
It never stops
Lasts a lifetime, it mows your lawn
It picks up the kids from school
It gets rid of unwanted facial hair
It gets rid of embarrassing age spots
It delivers the pizza
It lengthens
And it strengthens
-Tom Waits
November 23, 2025 at 1:39 PM
Step right up
That's right it fillets
It chops, it dices, it slices
It never stops
Lasts a lifetime, it mows your lawn
It picks up the kids from school
It gets rid of unwanted facial hair
It gets rid of embarrassing age spots
It delivers the pizza
It lengthens
And it strengthens
-Tom Waits
That's right it fillets
It chops, it dices, it slices
It never stops
Lasts a lifetime, it mows your lawn
It picks up the kids from school
It gets rid of unwanted facial hair
It gets rid of embarrassing age spots
It delivers the pizza
It lengthens
And it strengthens
-Tom Waits
I have huge respect but…
November 23, 2025 at 11:39 AM
I have huge respect but…
Do they know Jesus’s disciples all owned small boats?
November 23, 2025 at 9:41 AM
Do they know Jesus’s disciples all owned small boats?
More importantly, what are ‘corruption sandals’ and where can I get some?
November 20, 2025 at 12:55 PM
More importantly, what are ‘corruption sandals’ and where can I get some?
AI is a bottomless crock of shit
November 20, 2025 at 7:37 AM
AI is a bottomless crock of shit
It has been used several times and, whilst asylum claims are down in Denmark illegal migration, is not - so it’s no deterrent at all. As for ‘claiming generous benefits’, asylum seekers in the UK can’t claim benefits for several years so this argument is spurious.This is just performative nastiness.
November 17, 2025 at 10:52 AM
It has been used several times and, whilst asylum claims are down in Denmark illegal migration, is not - so it’s no deterrent at all. As for ‘claiming generous benefits’, asylum seekers in the UK can’t claim benefits for several years so this argument is spurious.This is just performative nastiness.
Are you suggesting that they should take away asylum seekers’ valuables so they are eligible to claim benefits?
November 17, 2025 at 8:06 AM
Are you suggesting that they should take away asylum seekers’ valuables so they are eligible to claim benefits?
Good, now pay me for my damn books you stole
November 16, 2025 at 6:43 PM
Good, now pay me for my damn books you stole
Is this satire?
November 16, 2025 at 8:39 AM
Is this satire?
I used to work for a council direct labour force that, amongst other things, had to regularly replace the top 5 feet of iron stench pipes that had rotted away with the gases
November 15, 2025 at 12:28 PM
I used to work for a council direct labour force that, amongst other things, had to regularly replace the top 5 feet of iron stench pipes that had rotted away with the gases
As far as I can see, no one in this story has been given a hysterectomy - this was a random comment by a driver. There really is enough shit going down in the US without having to make up this sort of nonsense
November 15, 2025 at 8:01 AM
As far as I can see, no one in this story has been given a hysterectomy - this was a random comment by a driver. There really is enough shit going down in the US without having to make up this sort of nonsense
Feeling some national pride right now
November 13, 2025 at 8:39 PM
Feeling some national pride right now
Still works
some of you may die written on a poster with shrek and two knights
ALT: some of you may die written on a poster with shrek and two knights
media.tenor.com
November 12, 2025 at 7:41 AM
Still works
‘Save big dog’ - part 2
November 12, 2025 at 7:40 AM
‘Save big dog’ - part 2
Taken momentarily before they leap out of the shells and clamp themselves to your face
November 8, 2025 at 4:18 PM
Taken momentarily before they leap out of the shells and clamp themselves to your face
Wow, that’s 2.9 Keir Starmers
November 7, 2025 at 7:02 AM
Wow, that’s 2.9 Keir Starmers
An area the size of Wales
November 5, 2025 at 9:15 AM
An area the size of Wales
No explanation, no contrition, no sympathy, no apology, just naked self interest
October 31, 2025 at 6:18 AM
No explanation, no contrition, no sympathy, no apology, just naked self interest