Ian Against the Machine
@alkalinian.bsky.social
Writer, editor, North American scum. 8647. Remember this: Try.
“We aren’t going to pretend here that all cultures are of equal value or the same.”
That’s fair; not all cultures fetishize guns, valorize grift, and elect admitted sexual predators as their leaders.
That’s fair; not all cultures fetishize guns, valorize grift, and elect admitted sexual predators as their leaders.
December 4, 2025 at 1:36 AM
“We aren’t going to pretend here that all cultures are of equal value or the same.”
That’s fair; not all cultures fetishize guns, valorize grift, and elect admitted sexual predators as their leaders.
That’s fair; not all cultures fetishize guns, valorize grift, and elect admitted sexual predators as their leaders.
“The Overlook should be lovely this time of year. All that snow…”
December 4, 2025 at 12:05 AM
“The Overlook should be lovely this time of year. All that snow…”
All three points on this love triangle ought to be yeeted into the sun.
December 3, 2025 at 5:38 PM
All three points on this love triangle ought to be yeeted into the sun.
“gallery halll” [sic]
December 2, 2025 at 12:28 AM
“gallery halll” [sic]
I was thinking farther east, but South Bend works too bsky.app/profile/alka...
My sources are reporting that right-wing American Catholics will be convening on Staten Island to name Cardinal Dolan as the first American antipope.
December 1, 2025 at 12:24 AM
I was thinking farther east, but South Bend works too bsky.app/profile/alka...
“Old fool! There’s a patch in the hollow of your left breast as bare as a snail out of its shell…”
November 28, 2025 at 3:46 AM
“Old fool! There’s a patch in the hollow of your left breast as bare as a snail out of its shell…”
“Down, Down to Goblin Town” still slaps
November 28, 2025 at 3:43 AM
“Down, Down to Goblin Town” still slaps
Man, I wish the Overlook was real just so he could stay there.
November 28, 2025 at 3:28 AM
Man, I wish the Overlook was real just so he could stay there.
They’re courtiers.
November 28, 2025 at 3:27 AM
They’re courtiers.
Pete yelling “Hey! Unlock the thing!” before the cage match starts still cracks me up
November 28, 2025 at 1:54 AM
Pete yelling “Hey! Unlock the thing!” before the cage match starts still cracks me up
Lifting/running and painting Warhammer minis. Reading horror and trying my hand at writing romance. Cooking with or without a grill. Watching sports and crying when Boromir dies in LOTR. Treating my wife like the equal partner she is. Zero insecurity in my masculinity.
November 26, 2025 at 5:17 PM
Lifting/running and painting Warhammer minis. Reading horror and trying my hand at writing romance. Cooking with or without a grill. Watching sports and crying when Boromir dies in LOTR. Treating my wife like the equal partner she is. Zero insecurity in my masculinity.
Easy mistake to make when you’re already drunk before breakfast.
November 26, 2025 at 4:39 PM
Easy mistake to make when you’re already drunk before breakfast.
Would be a shame if the next administration recruits people to go around in masks crashing into and abducting those who worked for ICE during this regime. A real shame; I for one would never consider that poetic justice.
November 26, 2025 at 4:37 PM
Would be a shame if the next administration recruits people to go around in masks crashing into and abducting those who worked for ICE during this regime. A real shame; I for one would never consider that poetic justice.
And throw out the rest of DHS with them.
November 26, 2025 at 4:34 PM
And throw out the rest of DHS with them.
Every time he mentions that he “won all seven swing states,” I get a little more certain the election was ratfucked.
November 26, 2025 at 4:32 PM
Every time he mentions that he “won all seven swing states,” I get a little more certain the election was ratfucked.
I still think JB should challenge him to a live weigh-in on national TV.
November 26, 2025 at 1:09 AM
I still think JB should challenge him to a live weigh-in on national TV.
Giant thing in a lake is a little more of a stretch
November 26, 2025 at 1:07 AM
Giant thing in a lake is a little more of a stretch
“Should we *not* have done that?”
November 26, 2025 at 12:55 AM
“Should we *not* have done that?”
My working theory is that Elmo and his orange friend are so effective as con artists because on some core level, they really do believe their own bullshit.
But yeah, also social media/ket brain.
But yeah, also social media/ket brain.
November 23, 2025 at 6:26 PM
My working theory is that Elmo and his orange friend are so effective as con artists because on some core level, they really do believe their own bullshit.
But yeah, also social media/ket brain.
But yeah, also social media/ket brain.