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❄️Alyssa Johnson❄️
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That sarcastic mom wondering about life and having fun with her family.
3) Turn inside out and tape below the measuring line. This tape line will give a straight Silicone border when removed.
4) Apply thin layer of Silicone on the measuring line, let cure (about 24 hrs).
5) Remove tape from Thigh High Stockings.
Wear Thigh High Stockings as needed.
December 12, 2025 at 3:16 AM
I found this on instructables with using silicone caulking:

Materials:
Pantyhose
100% Silicone (Food or Medical grade)
Scissors
Gloves
Masking Tape

1) Apply tape over pantyhose while on leg.
2) Remove pantyhose and cut above tape.
December 12, 2025 at 3:16 AM
It was amazing! We went in November.
December 11, 2025 at 9:56 PM
Fascism much?
December 11, 2025 at 9:52 PM
That goes for authority who stands idly by- Chuck Schumer, Hakeem Jefferies to name a few.
December 11, 2025 at 8:42 PM
When the government wants you sick, poor, and homeless, and others your neighbors, you need to rethink who runs the show.
December 11, 2025 at 8:39 PM
What is a topic you wish people knew more about?
December 11, 2025 at 8:10 PM
Gross! The grease on the pages! Ugh!!
a woman is making a funny face with her mouth open and her eyes closed .
ALT: a woman is making a funny face with her mouth open and her eyes closed .
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December 11, 2025 at 8:09 PM
What is the weirdest thing you have found in a returned book?
December 11, 2025 at 7:58 PM
Yes, Carol. It’s wonderful.
December 11, 2025 at 4:40 AM
If only
December 11, 2025 at 4:37 AM
ChatGPT has written too many Reddit posts.
December 10, 2025 at 8:43 PM
Also they are hungry. Most tantrums are solved by a snack. I’ve found that with adults as well.
December 9, 2025 at 7:20 PM
I always forget about Elementary
December 7, 2025 at 11:14 PM
Oh, wait till you get to the Moriarty season. So good.

I’m assuming we’re talking Cumberbatch Sherlock?
December 7, 2025 at 10:23 PM
Too cute!
December 7, 2025 at 4:33 PM
This gives me the ick. Especially because it wasn’t prompted to do this.
a woman with red hair and a white coat is making a funny face .
ALT: a woman with red hair and a white coat is making a funny face .
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December 7, 2025 at 4:16 PM
Yes, very much so. Oscar is finally old enough to really enjoy the season. He has been a very good helper with decorating the tree.

Are you ready for the big night? What is your favorite cookie?

We look forward to seeing you soon!
December 7, 2025 at 1:28 AM
Oh lord, that is so scary.
December 6, 2025 at 3:20 PM
Going to see Phantom of the Opera. First time seeing it live. I’m so excited. I’ve been dancing and singing to the soundtrack since I was 3.
December 6, 2025 at 1:39 AM
So freaking cute!
December 6, 2025 at 1:31 AM