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Alize
@alizem.bsky.social
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Prairie girl settling on Treaty land. Living with CRPS and CPTSD as best I can. Cyborg, wife, and co-momma of three cats.

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Sunday night snuggle pile with Hilo and Maui.

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Hilo, a tan and black bengal/tabby mix, and Maui, an orange demon cat and snuggling on a thick fleece blanket on top of a leather recliner. They are both laying on their sides chest to chest, arms around each other, with their heads buried into each other's heads. They are passed out. Hilo can be heard snoring from across the room.
November 10, 2025 at 2:26 AM
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Advanced biscuit making technique for experts.

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November 7, 2025 at 6:59 PM
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Maui discovers my new heated blanket and makes a rush order of biscuits.

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November 7, 2025 at 6:41 PM
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Maui claiming her property on a cold fall night.

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A fat tan tabby with black stripes is sprawled on his back on a giant pile of blankets on a recliner chair in a half sleep daze. You can see his numerous faint black belly spots. Claiming him and on top of him is an orange female tabby lying on her belly with her paws caressing her best friend. The orange tabby is looking proudly into the camera signifying her control over her property.
November 5, 2025 at 1:18 AM
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I changed the post-apocalyptic book (and several movies) title of 'On the Beach', a story about all life on Earth ending after a nuclear war. A very depressing read from the late 1950s.
Four humans are silhouetted against a red setting sun. Their backs are turned away from the camera, and they are looking out to sea. The sky is deep red with a strong overcast. The title reads "On the Beach" by Nevilel Shute. The classic best-selling novel about the world after nuclear war.
September 8, 2025 at 2:40 PM
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They stole my colour scheme from Kerbal Space Program. I've been making them look like this for over a decade now. Buggers.
A photo rendering of a rocket from the Kerbal Space Program video game. The rocket contains 2 stages. The rocket is painted white with red accents on both stages. There are decals with the Canada logo and various manufacturers.
August 26, 2025 at 2:19 AM
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Rainy day Maui.
A fluffy orange juvenile cat named Maui is laying on her belly on a giant fluffy grey blanket. Maui has her eyes barely open and is looking at the camera. her right paw outstretched as far as it can go and appears to be reaching towards the camera. Maui is on the same fluffy grey blanket as the previous image but she shifted to laying on her left side with her body facing away from the camera with her back legs outsretched. Her super fluffy tail is pointed towards the camera. She has her head tilted back towards the camera and her mouth is open mid chirp as I was singing her praises.
August 5, 2025 at 11:06 PM
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Maui's battery ran out of juice just before she made it to a charging station.

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A fluffy orange kitten with a pink nose and white fur around her mouth is passed out with her chin resting on a couch. Her right front paw is outstretched and inches away from a USB charging cable. It appears as if she ran out of power before reaching the charging cable.
August 5, 2025 at 5:58 AM
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I remember in 1998 my father came home with this exact model, a HP 4x CD burner. It was magic. One of the earliest ones released. I am 100% certain it is still in a box in my basement somewhere. It was pre-Napster, so it was IRC and downloading songs at a blistering 5.6 kbps.
Image of a 1998 4x CD-ROM burner outside of a computer case.
July 12, 2025 at 3:14 AM
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Soon we will all be sending our kids to school wearing leopard-proof backpacks.
Product photo of a child-sized white backpack covered in a leopard print.
July 4, 2025 at 4:19 AM
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Behold the rare $2,500 Lilly leaf. Took Kona out in the yard on his lead and didn't realize the neighbours Lilly's had bushed out through the fence and were now within reach. 5 seconds was all it took. He's okay and was treated at the vet immediately. He gets to come home today. #cats
A picture of a bright green Lilly leaf with the tip and a 3 cm x 1 cm chunk missing from it. Also visible is 4 of Kona's teeth marks slightly below the missing chunk. Kona a grey and white striped tabby. He is sitting on a brown carpet eagerly looking upwards into the camera. His white chest is on proud display. His bright green eyes are slightly cross-eyed in his usual derpy way. He is the personification of the spirit of YOLO.
June 11, 2025 at 11:06 PM
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Busy Saturday afternoon.

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Maui, a juvenile female orange demon cat and Hilo, an adult Bengal/tabby mix, are having their usual snuggles in front of a sunny window afternoon. They are snuggled belly to belly and Hilo has his head tucked into Maui's chest. Her hind legs are draped over his. They are entwined in a kitty pile of love.
June 1, 2025 at 12:28 AM
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The world's softest pillow.
A tan and black tabby/Bengal mix is sleeping with his head resting in his best friend's orange side. They are on top of a shelf in front of a window with the sun streaming on them and the birds chirping away. Both cats are sleeping contently.
May 16, 2025 at 8:34 PM
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Big Mike Dukakis in a tank energy right here.
Mike Dukakis standing in the porthole of a tank behind a machine gun pointing his left index finger toward the camera.
April 6, 2025 at 11:57 PM
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Help! I have been immobilized for an indeterminate amount of time. Please send food and water.
Two cats snuggling in between their momma's legs on a recliner. An orange cat with a pink nose and a tan and black tabby are lying on top of a pink blanket. The orange cat's eyes are closed and her face is visible to the camera. She is fast asleep and is using her brother's tummy as a pillow. The tan and black cat has his head deep in his sister's tummy and only his ear is poking out. They totally do not own this house. Nope. Not at all.
February 24, 2025 at 11:43 PM
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Kitty pile. Find someone who loves you like this.

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Maui and Hilo snuggling again in their momma's lap. This time Maui is of top of Hilo in a giant cute pile.
January 20, 2025 at 11:25 PM
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Best friends forever.

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Maui, a juvenile orange female, is snuggling with her brother Hio, a male tan and black tabby. They are nestled in between their momma's lap on a pink blanket. Hilo is curled up in a ball and Maui is stretched out on her stomach. Their heads are nestled together cheek to cheek.
January 16, 2025 at 11:46 PM
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Two snuggle peas in a snuggle pod.

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Maui, a juvenile orange female tabby and Hilo, an adult tan and black tabby are snuggling on a blanket in their momma's lap.
January 15, 2025 at 1:05 AM
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My lap right now and for the foreseeable future. #catsofbluesky
Two cats cuddling on a pink blanket in between their momma's lap. One cat has his arms around the other and is using her as a body pillow.
January 8, 2025 at 1:17 AM
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Hi, I'm Kona. You don't see me often because I live most of my life as a blur and avoid cameras. But, if you sing my favourite song and replace the lyrics with my name, you might catch me for a moment. My favourite song is Kokomo. My mom sings badly, but everyone deserves fans. #cats #catuday
Kona, aka Kokomobo, Kokobobo, or just Boner is a grey and black tabby with a white chest. He is staring into the camera with his bright green eyes . He is sitting on the floor as his mommy sings to him.
December 14, 2024 at 5:47 PM
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Caturday comfort.
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Two cats snuggling. A female orange cat is snuggling with a tan and black tabby. The tabby is curled into a loose ball and the orange cat has her head laying on her big brother's tummy. They are both fast asleep and loving life.
December 14, 2024 at 5:29 PM
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Caturday morning snuggle time.
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Two cats, a female orange tabby and a tan and black tabby are cuddling on a blue blanket on a couch. They are resting cheek to cheek and the orange cat is alert and staring at the camera. The tan and black tabby is snoozing and snoring loudly.
December 14, 2024 at 4:56 PM
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Kona and Maui chilling on my bed. Kona took a long time to accept his new friend, but now they are besties. Kinda. Sorta, but don't tell anyone.
Kona, a male adult black, grey, and white tabby is snuggling with his sister Maui while lounging on a grey comforter. Kona has his right front leg around Maui's shoulders. Maui is a juvenile orange tabby with a pink nose. They are both awake and happily staring into the camera.
December 8, 2024 at 7:30 PM
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My brother got hungry and left so I had to find my other brother. Two brothers are better than one.
A juvenile orange cat is snuggling with a tan and black tabby. The orange cat is resting her head on her brother's tummy while they both snooze.
December 7, 2024 at 10:57 PM
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Friend snuggle time. One of the only times of the day when they aren't being total psychopaths. Hobbies include trying to scratch my mommie's new tv, and endlessly running against the windows.
2 cats sleeping on top of a scratching post together. One is an adult black and grey tabby, and the other is a juvenile orange kitty.
December 7, 2024 at 10:13 PM