alistairisms
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I think it is best. For both our sakes.
December 3, 2025 at 4:00 AM
I think it is best. For both our sakes.
It's important. But... I suppose it could wait. It already has, after all.
December 2, 2025 at 10:00 PM
It's important. But... I suppose it could wait. It already has, after all.
There is no way to make that right. No way at all.
December 2, 2025 at 4:04 PM
There is no way to make that right. No way at all.
It's so nice to see everyone working together in a crisis. Warms the heart.
December 2, 2025 at 10:01 AM
It's so nice to see everyone working together in a crisis. Warms the heart.
You know what I think? I think you suck at gossip. That's what I think.
December 2, 2025 at 4:00 AM
You know what I think? I think you suck at gossip. That's what I think.
And people wonder why someone might not want to be king.
December 1, 2025 at 10:00 PM
And people wonder why someone might not want to be king.
Errrr, that's my opinion, anyway. I guess I should be thankful the king favors us Grey Wardens, but I know who's keeping the lid on the pot.
December 1, 2025 at 4:02 PM
Errrr, that's my opinion, anyway. I guess I should be thankful the king favors us Grey Wardens, but I know who's keeping the lid on the pot.
I can give you directions, if you like.
December 1, 2025 at 10:00 AM
I can give you directions, if you like.
Just remember that the ritual won't protect you from being squashed by the dragon.
December 1, 2025 at 4:00 AM
Just remember that the ritual won't protect you from being squashed by the dragon.
I have no idea. I suppose it’s part of what he is.
November 30, 2025 at 10:00 PM
I have no idea. I suppose it’s part of what he is.
Now that's just unnecessary.
November 30, 2025 at 4:01 PM
Now that's just unnecessary.
She's already betrayed us once. Who knows if she'd even truly help us now? She could have us banished as soon as you hand her the crown.
November 30, 2025 at 10:00 AM
She's already betrayed us once. Who knows if she'd even truly help us now? She could have us banished as soon as you hand her the crown.
May I ask what you're doing, exactly?
November 30, 2025 at 4:00 AM
May I ask what you're doing, exactly?
Just how smart are mabari supposed to be, anyway? Do you think they understand everything we say?
November 29, 2025 at 10:00 PM
Just how smart are mabari supposed to be, anyway? Do you think they understand everything we say?
It used to get so quiet at the monastery that I would start screaming until one of the brothers came running. I would tell them that I was just checking. You never know, right?
November 29, 2025 at 4:01 PM
It used to get so quiet at the monastery that I would start screaming until one of the brothers came running. I would tell them that I was just checking. You never know, right?
In practice we can't conscript too often without hurting our cause. We were exiled from Ferelden once... best not to let that happen again.
November 29, 2025 at 4:00 AM
In practice we can't conscript too often without hurting our cause. We were exiled from Ferelden once... best not to let that happen again.
Ah. I guess that makes sense.
November 28, 2025 at 10:00 PM
Ah. I guess that makes sense.
Duncan saw I wasn't happy, and figured my training against mages could double for fighting darkspawn. Now, here I stand a proud Grey Warden.
November 28, 2025 at 4:00 PM
Duncan saw I wasn't happy, and figured my training against mages could double for fighting darkspawn. Now, here I stand a proud Grey Warden.
Err... yes? Why wouldn't I?
November 28, 2025 at 10:00 AM
Err... yes? Why wouldn't I?
It was no accident that he was there, either. He was special, and each of us has had our life touched by him in some way.
November 28, 2025 at 4:00 AM
It was no accident that he was there, either. He was special, and each of us has had our life touched by him in some way.
At your service.
November 27, 2025 at 10:02 PM
At your service.
I think we need to talk. Right now.
November 27, 2025 at 4:02 PM
I think we need to talk. Right now.
No! No, don't go! I... please, stay for now.
November 27, 2025 at 10:00 AM
No! No, don't go! I... please, stay for now.
A "maybe" might have been nice.
November 27, 2025 at 4:00 AM
A "maybe" might have been nice.