Alissa
alissapdx.bsky.social
Alissa
@alissapdx.bsky.social
It’s a secret.
Philly, set your lawn chairs out now to reserve your civil rights.
I've heard rumors that Philadelphia is next for the ICE invasion after Minneapolis.
Maybe I'm wrong, but
1) More than 11% of all ICE agents are in Minneapolis, and they've utterly failed to pacify the city.
2) Philly is 5x the size of Minneapolis.
3) "Minnesota nice" is a thing. We don't have that.
January 19, 2026 at 5:45 AM
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This is a vetted fundraiser for the family of Renee Good, the woman who was killed by ICE in Minneapolis.

www.gofundme.com/f/support-fo...
Donate to Support for Renee Good’s wife and son, organized by Mattie Weiss
Please support the wife and son of Renee Good as they grapple with the devastating … Mattie Weiss needs your support for Support for Renee Good’s wife and son
www.gofundme.com
January 8, 2026 at 2:29 AM
CNN finally calls it at 1:27 a.m. PT after Orangey posts on his socials.

Failure.
MS NOW finally reported it. Bluesky shitposters remain light years ahead of CNN.

Shame, shame, shame.
And now Fox has confirmed. CBS (with Bari) and Fox are obviously friendly to the administration, but it’s so weird that CNN and MSNow have been live on TV for 90 minutes+ now and are still just going with “I wonder who did this?” and barely hinting at U.S. involvement.
January 3, 2026 at 9:29 AM
There goes everybody’s Dry January.
January 3, 2026 at 8:29 AM
MS NOW finally reported it. Bluesky shitposters remain light years ahead of CNN.

Shame, shame, shame.
And now Fox has confirmed. CBS (with Bari) and Fox are obviously friendly to the administration, but it’s so weird that CNN and MSNow have been live on TV for 90 minutes+ now and are still just going with “I wonder who did this?” and barely hinting at U.S. involvement.
Maddening that CBS news was fed a statement 15 minutes ago and no other media are reporting the US taking responsibility for the attacks.
January 3, 2026 at 8:22 AM
Maddening that CBS news was fed a statement 15 minutes ago and no other media are reporting the US taking responsibility for the attacks.
January 3, 2026 at 8:05 AM
Here for the Cesar Sayoc theories.
Bill Hader Eating Popcorn GIF
ALT: Bill Hader Eating Popcorn GIF
media.tenor.com
December 23, 2025 at 9:15 PM
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We are failing our kids
December 16, 2025 at 3:06 PM
My primary takeaway after reading the latest Epstein files: Did women ruin the workplace?
November 18, 2025 at 3:29 AM
Had to do it.
November 10, 2025 at 4:14 AM
“Yes, aunties.” 😍 #mamdani
November 5, 2025 at 4:24 AM
I couldn’t love this any more. 🍒💣 No notes!
November 5, 2025 at 3:04 AM
The Great Gatsby is a really short book. I suggest that no one skips the ending.
November 2, 2025 at 4:31 AM
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“They were careless people, Tom and Daisy-they smashed up things and...then retreated back into their money...and let other people clean up the mess they had made.”
F. Scott Fitzgerald
The Great Gatsby
Per Danny Kemp via press pool

Trump is at the Halloween party at MAL

“Official theme is Gatsby and ‘a little party never killed nobody’, we’re told.”
November 1, 2025 at 2:06 AM
Here now.
I don't find it super convincing.
October 27, 2025 at 12:07 AM
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I'll leave you from Portland with one last video of the @unpresidentedbrass.bsky.social, the unofficial house band of #NoKings
October 18, 2025 at 10:49 PM
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ICE in Oregon: Pointing rifles at family, stopping teens at gunpoint, pinning man during arrest

www.oregonlive.com/politics/202...

by The Oregonian's Yesenia Amaro
ICE in Oregon: Pointing rifles at family, stopping teens at gunpoint, pinning man during arrest
Tactics grow more aggressive as ICE agents target Latino communities at worksites, schools, homes and public spaces across the Portland metro area. Here are examples.
www.oregonlive.com
October 18, 2025 at 7:25 PM
I 💖 Portland!
October 18, 2025 at 7:00 PM
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Massive escalation at the Portland ICE facility. Worst I’ve ever seen. More pepper balls than I can count. Teargas in the middle of crowd. Violent arrests. Some type of either noise or rubber bullet shotgun fired into the air then later aimed at protesters chests/heads at near point blank range.
October 12, 2025 at 5:24 AM
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Feds shot a member of the press, John Rudoff, in the arm with a pepper ball. My ears are still ringing.
October 12, 2025 at 5:45 AM
Wow, you really get me, Amazon “Top picks for you” algorithm. 🙄
October 7, 2025 at 4:57 AM
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Update on Boomertifa from the war zone.
October 6, 2025 at 11:35 PM
Portland is lawless. I just hung the toilet paper with the paper hanging *under* with ABSOLUTE IMPUNITY.
October 6, 2025 at 3:36 AM
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Hilarious backfire where a bunch of chuds who would otherwise never go to Portland deradicalize when they find out its normal
NEW: Here's the memo from Pete Hegseth purporting to federalize up to 400 members of the Texas National Guard for deployment in Portland, Chicago, and elsewhere, under Title 10, section 12406. storage.courtlistener.com/recap/gov.us...
October 6, 2025 at 2:28 AM