Ali Hancock
@alihancock.bsky.social
Nerd with too many hats. Real ones and metaphorical ones.
Comedy writer, comedian, voice actor and miscellaneous artist.
https://www.alihancock.co.uk/
Comedy writer, comedian, voice actor and miscellaneous artist.
https://www.alihancock.co.uk/
Saw Nick Helm, he was brilliant. Met Nick Helm after and got him to sign my Penguin Book of Ghost Stories because I don't know what you're meant to do in those situations.
November 27, 2025 at 11:19 PM
Saw Nick Helm, he was brilliant. Met Nick Helm after and got him to sign my Penguin Book of Ghost Stories because I don't know what you're meant to do in those situations.
Weird that everyone goes on about beans on toast when tinned macaroni cheese exists.
November 27, 2025 at 12:22 PM
Weird that everyone goes on about beans on toast when tinned macaroni cheese exists.
I mean, come on...
November 26, 2025 at 11:09 AM
I mean, come on...
Neanderthals and humans
Sitting in a tree
K I S S I N G
Sitting in a tree
K I S S I N G
November 20, 2025 at 9:54 AM
Neanderthals and humans
Sitting in a tree
K I S S I N G
Sitting in a tree
K I S S I N G
I'm not into conspiracy theories, but I'd probably listen to this dog's conspiracy theory podcast.
"Next week: Do you ever wonder where the tennis ball went? Maybe aliens took it, or maybe... it was never thrown in the first place"
"Next week: Do you ever wonder where the tennis ball went? Maybe aliens took it, or maybe... it was never thrown in the first place"
November 17, 2025 at 1:29 PM
I'm not into conspiracy theories, but I'd probably listen to this dog's conspiracy theory podcast.
"Next week: Do you ever wonder where the tennis ball went? Maybe aliens took it, or maybe... it was never thrown in the first place"
"Next week: Do you ever wonder where the tennis ball went? Maybe aliens took it, or maybe... it was never thrown in the first place"
Oh, Victorians, I'm sure there's a decent and moral reason you do this, but I'm going to assume the guy's name is Fuck.
November 9, 2025 at 2:27 PM
Oh, Victorians, I'm sure there's a decent and moral reason you do this, but I'm going to assume the guy's name is Fuck.
The silly comedy club I run irregularly is seven years old and has a new look for its birthday.
If you're close enough to care, you can follow on insta or FB as that's the only way to know when each one is.
If you're close enough to care, you can follow on insta or FB as that's the only way to know when each one is.
November 6, 2025 at 10:34 AM
The silly comedy club I run irregularly is seven years old and has a new look for its birthday.
If you're close enough to care, you can follow on insta or FB as that's the only way to know when each one is.
If you're close enough to care, you can follow on insta or FB as that's the only way to know when each one is.
"Wait, like juice isn't usually brown is it? Oh. Huh. "
November 5, 2025 at 5:49 PM
"Wait, like juice isn't usually brown is it? Oh. Huh. "
Netflix once reminded me who I was...
November 4, 2025 at 2:16 PM
Netflix once reminded me who I was...
There's been a terrible accident in Springfield
November 2, 2025 at 12:49 PM
There's been a terrible accident in Springfield
You know who I pity in all this? Turnips. Imagine them seeing this crazy business and realising that this could have been them if things had gone differently.
October 28, 2025 at 9:58 AM
You know who I pity in all this? Turnips. Imagine them seeing this crazy business and realising that this could have been them if things had gone differently.
As I'm being a spooky misfortune teller next week and I need to write a spooky story for an event in December I thought I'd read some Poe to get in that brain space. Turns out I only have this ridiculously sized book.
Will be the most beefcake of all divinators.
Will be the most beefcake of all divinators.
October 26, 2025 at 5:51 PM
As I'm being a spooky misfortune teller next week and I need to write a spooky story for an event in December I thought I'd read some Poe to get in that brain space. Turns out I only have this ridiculously sized book.
Will be the most beefcake of all divinators.
Will be the most beefcake of all divinators.
Aww, someone at bbc Sheffield must have just got their first guinea pigs. It's not exactly news, they are literally always chatting about things. I've had very in depth conversations with mine. Neither of us know what the other is going on about but isn't that truly the nature of all communications?
October 26, 2025 at 2:24 PM
Aww, someone at bbc Sheffield must have just got their first guinea pigs. It's not exactly news, they are literally always chatting about things. I've had very in depth conversations with mine. Neither of us know what the other is going on about but isn't that truly the nature of all communications?
I am in a cafe in a church on a roundabout. Its brilliant.
October 23, 2025 at 10:05 AM
I am in a cafe in a church on a roundabout. Its brilliant.
I have a bit in my current set where I read from a script. Couldn't find it yesterday, put on my trousers this morning and YAY found it in my pocket.
October 23, 2025 at 9:04 AM
I have a bit in my current set where I read from a script. Couldn't find it yesterday, put on my trousers this morning and YAY found it in my pocket.
Things went south careerwise for Rainbow Brite after the 80s and she was forced by circumstance into the assassination game.
October 22, 2025 at 12:11 PM
Things went south careerwise for Rainbow Brite after the 80s and she was forced by circumstance into the assassination game.
Kids these days wouldn't get it
October 21, 2025 at 10:42 AM
Kids these days wouldn't get it
BBC there with the important news
(smug because I have like ONE MILLION streak freezes)
(smug because I have like ONE MILLION streak freezes)
October 20, 2025 at 9:56 AM
BBC there with the important news
(smug because I have like ONE MILLION streak freezes)
(smug because I have like ONE MILLION streak freezes)
You have no authority here Jackie Weaver!
October 19, 2025 at 3:59 PM
You have no authority here Jackie Weaver!
You know what the worst thing about 2025 is? THIS shade of pale yellow. It's everywhere and I hate it.
October 17, 2025 at 6:03 PM
You know what the worst thing about 2025 is? THIS shade of pale yellow. It's everywhere and I hate it.
Determinism was right, there is no free will, but 50 quid seems quite reasonable.
October 14, 2025 at 3:11 PM
Determinism was right, there is no free will, but 50 quid seems quite reasonable.
In a cafe where the spoon is a spade
October 13, 2025 at 10:30 AM
In a cafe where the spoon is a spade