Alien8edPhoenix
@alien8edphoenix.bsky.social
Weird, Hairy British guy who is rapidly expanding. Mental case with cPTSD and a cripply peep. Hate prejudice, Love pew pew whiz bang sci-fi
EAT MY PUSSY!
January 27, 2026 at 4:26 PM
EAT MY PUSSY!
i know the middle one is correct ... but the reason i am reposting this is because of that last comment .... are they saying that they run up to blind toddlers and paint them?
January 27, 2026 at 2:57 PM
i know the middle one is correct ... but the reason i am reposting this is because of that last comment .... are they saying that they run up to blind toddlers and paint them?
because the encounter with the karen a week ago was so disheartening and made me very self-conscious, i am getting one of these on thursday in an attempt to either deter or capture the behavior of karens harassing disabled peeps (i.e. me) ... also be handy for insurance if i get into an accident
January 27, 2026 at 8:52 AM
because the encounter with the karen a week ago was so disheartening and made me very self-conscious, i am getting one of these on thursday in an attempt to either deter or capture the behavior of karens harassing disabled peeps (i.e. me) ... also be handy for insurance if i get into an accident
have assembled my tools basket in amazon ... and ... for some reason .. there are 2440 googly eyes in there ... i have no idea how they got there
January 26, 2026 at 4:02 PM
have assembled my tools basket in amazon ... and ... for some reason .. there are 2440 googly eyes in there ... i have no idea how they got there
my brand new mobility scooter has been screwed .. i mean literally, there is a screw sticking out of the left rear tire. i have already had to make an insurance claim for this ...
January 26, 2026 at 5:14 AM
my brand new mobility scooter has been screwed .. i mean literally, there is a screw sticking out of the left rear tire. i have already had to make an insurance claim for this ...
And i was having such a good week. I was out enjoying the new freedom I have thanks to my new mobility scooter. Was in the town center when this karen stops in front of my and starts badgering me with questions about why i have the scooter.
January 19, 2026 at 5:59 PM
And i was having such a good week. I was out enjoying the new freedom I have thanks to my new mobility scooter. Was in the town center when this karen stops in front of my and starts badgering me with questions about why i have the scooter.
I do not deserve my friends. One of them loaned me the £1500 i needed to get myself this thing, which will arrive in a little over a week and then i will be able to get out of my pit a lot more
January 5, 2026 at 6:22 PM
I do not deserve my friends. One of them loaned me the £1500 i needed to get myself this thing, which will arrive in a little over a week and then i will be able to get out of my pit a lot more
THEY FOUND MY MUM!!!
December 22, 2025 at 9:01 PM
THEY FOUND MY MUM!!!
yeah ... no ... go fuck yourself bad enoch
December 18, 2025 at 7:24 PM
yeah ... no ... go fuck yourself bad enoch
UPDATE: i wrote a review
November 30, 2025 at 5:04 PM
UPDATE: i wrote a review
still in hermit mode, but this infuriated me enough to briefly re-emerge
November 30, 2025 at 9:13 AM
still in hermit mode, but this infuriated me enough to briefly re-emerge
t'is that time of year again where i shut down and pretend the rest of the universe exists until sometime next year .... adios scumsuckers
November 26, 2025 at 1:35 AM
t'is that time of year again where i shut down and pretend the rest of the universe exists until sometime next year .... adios scumsuckers
doesn't matter, as that is, clearly, not on earth
November 25, 2025 at 1:20 PM
doesn't matter, as that is, clearly, not on earth
just .... lmao
November 24, 2025 at 7:27 AM
just .... lmao
just started reporting all ai vids i find on yootoob as having 'hateful or violent content' ... i think it counts as i hate ai being used in creative spaces
November 23, 2025 at 12:57 PM
just started reporting all ai vids i find on yootoob as having 'hateful or violent content' ... i think it counts as i hate ai being used in creative spaces
erm ... no ... because they are dead
November 21, 2025 at 12:11 PM
erm ... no ... because they are dead
ummm ... spidey?
November 20, 2025 at 5:00 PM
ummm ... spidey?
am looking at auto-cat feeders for dry food and ... why did they choose a cat that looks like that?
it looks like a fecking sex pest
it looks like a fecking sex pest
November 19, 2025 at 2:08 PM
am looking at auto-cat feeders for dry food and ... why did they choose a cat that looks like that?
it looks like a fecking sex pest
it looks like a fecking sex pest
seriously .... is anyone surprised by this? .... at all?
November 18, 2025 at 4:34 PM
seriously .... is anyone surprised by this? .... at all?