Ali Avery Maxwell
@aliaverymaxwell.bsky.social
Trail warrior, writer, whisky connoisseur, life-long resident of the Mitten, Leguminati, Lions fan, and realist. Sarcasm is my second language. Sapiosexual. Does not check DMs. 🫘🏳️🌈💙 No bio, no follow. Broke AF, do NOT solicit.
Any questions?
November 16, 2025 at 2:26 PM
Any questions?
This is the kind of protest I live for.
October 9, 2025 at 6:48 AM
This is the kind of protest I live for.
Zelda, the real legend.
September 27, 2025 at 12:25 AM
Zelda, the real legend.
Inquiring minds...
September 22, 2025 at 5:31 PM
Inquiring minds...
Found on another platform...
August 3, 2025 at 9:51 AM
Found on another platform...
Welcome to the 50 Club! Happiest of birthdays, darling Katie!
August 1, 2025 at 11:18 AM
Welcome to the 50 Club! Happiest of birthdays, darling Katie!
Good morning!
July 21, 2025 at 11:02 AM
Good morning!
Writing break!! With a lovely lemon- lavender tea.
July 7, 2025 at 4:44 PM
Writing break!! With a lovely lemon- lavender tea.
This is the face of a rescue
July 4, 2025 at 1:43 PM
This is the face of a rescue
"He does not play chess. He does not even play checkers. He just knocks over the table and lunges for the throat.
He is a feral animal. One that only looks like a human. Reactive. Wild. Driven by his instincts for self-preservation and control of his territory.
And that's it."
He is a feral animal. One that only looks like a human. Reactive. Wild. Driven by his instincts for self-preservation and control of his territory.
And that's it."
July 3, 2025 at 11:31 AM
"He does not play chess. He does not even play checkers. He just knocks over the table and lunges for the throat.
He is a feral animal. One that only looks like a human. Reactive. Wild. Driven by his instincts for self-preservation and control of his territory.
And that's it."
He is a feral animal. One that only looks like a human. Reactive. Wild. Driven by his instincts for self-preservation and control of his territory.
And that's it."
Is it possible the age difference drove them apart? Maybe it was the cultural differences...it can't be easy for a pasty white to live with an orange.
Of course, it could just be that the White House wasn't big enough for both egos.
Of course, it could just be that the White House wasn't big enough for both egos.
June 6, 2025 at 9:27 AM
Is it possible the age difference drove them apart? Maybe it was the cultural differences...it can't be easy for a pasty white to live with an orange.
Of course, it could just be that the White House wasn't big enough for both egos.
Of course, it could just be that the White House wasn't big enough for both egos.
Why it's important to know the difference between the median and the average...
May 6, 2025 at 11:51 AM
Why it's important to know the difference between the median and the average...
This was me, a couple days ago...
April 18, 2025 at 9:25 AM
This was me, a couple days ago...
Wouldn't change a thing and would die, in a state of complete bliss, immediately following.
March 31, 2025 at 5:32 AM
Wouldn't change a thing and would die, in a state of complete bliss, immediately following.
He's my answer to virtually every question.
March 19, 2025 at 7:14 PM
He's my answer to virtually every question.
My take: Elon, in typical Elon-fashion, purchased a country and it's trying to remake it so that it no longer resembles the original and he can claim he created it. Sound familiar?
March 11, 2025 at 2:56 PM
My take: Elon, in typical Elon-fashion, purchased a country and it's trying to remake it so that it no longer resembles the original and he can claim he created it. Sound familiar?
So, what's up with Moskowitz? He should have walked out with Al Green, not voted for this BS.
March 6, 2025 at 4:13 PM
So, what's up with Moskowitz? He should have walked out with Al Green, not voted for this BS.
We can, we must, endure.
February 15, 2025 at 9:07 PM
We can, we must, endure.
I know it isn't funny.
I laughed anyway.
I laughed anyway.
February 4, 2025 at 5:40 PM
I know it isn't funny.
I laughed anyway.
I laughed anyway.
I found the problem. It seems to be you. Senator, if you aren't willing to be part of the solution, please get the hell out of the way of those who have the intestinal fortitude to do the bold things.
January 28, 2025 at 10:06 PM
I found the problem. It seems to be you. Senator, if you aren't willing to be part of the solution, please get the hell out of the way of those who have the intestinal fortitude to do the bold things.
My mini-dream for AI: I want to pick the voice that is reading my books in my ears.
Then again, should every book really be read by James Earl Jones or Morgan Freeman?
Personally, I'm a sucker for an accent. I'd listen to anything read out loud by a Scot...well, one.
This one.
Then again, should every book really be read by James Earl Jones or Morgan Freeman?
Personally, I'm a sucker for an accent. I'd listen to anything read out loud by a Scot...well, one.
This one.
January 20, 2025 at 4:11 PM
My mini-dream for AI: I want to pick the voice that is reading my books in my ears.
Then again, should every book really be read by James Earl Jones or Morgan Freeman?
Personally, I'm a sucker for an accent. I'd listen to anything read out loud by a Scot...well, one.
This one.
Then again, should every book really be read by James Earl Jones or Morgan Freeman?
Personally, I'm a sucker for an accent. I'd listen to anything read out loud by a Scot...well, one.
This one.